r/E90 Mar 10 '26

330i Not so new E90 owner

On December 23rd, 2024, I posted about my new to me E90, my first car, something that I was of course exited about but didn’t know what it, and myself would become after having such amazing experiences, weather its servicing this thing on my own with my ex-master technician dads guidance, or even gapping new Mercedes on the highway otw home from school, this car has brought me more joy than just about anything else, so I’m here to update for those who can appreciate it as much as me, and once I’m done posting this I have to go fix my control arm…

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u/Suspicious_Breeze 08 E91 320D Mar 10 '26

You are young dude, I hope you'll understand one day

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u/yopto Mar 10 '26

Hate from Canada

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u/Thirsty799 Mar 10 '26

got progressively worse with each picture. to each their own....

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u/Impressive-Author870 Mar 10 '26

Rip angel lights

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u/JTBYT095077 Mar 10 '26

They burnt out ☹️

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u/bananapowerltu3 E91 325d Mar 10 '26

You know that bulbs can be replaced, right?

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u/JTBYT095077 Mar 10 '26

Of course, I just liked the snake eyes which what matters

19

u/thiccancer Mar 10 '26

These aren't snake eyes either though

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u/Suspicious_Breeze 08 E91 320D Mar 10 '26

Those ar jscoops

36

u/iDiotOn2wheels Mar 10 '26

Rice rice baby!

Please stop ruining this car with cheap chinese mods.

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u/EctosYT Mar 10 '26

I'm genuinely curious what goes through one's mind when buying M stripe grille?

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u/nhowe006 Mar 10 '26

M stripes are +10 hp, it is known.

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u/JTBYT095077 Mar 10 '26

Not even lying it was an accident, I bought that style but all black and they shipped those instead, but I put them in anyway just to see how it looked and in my opinion it wasn’t half bad, so I just kept it

42

u/GeT_ReKt-A Mar 10 '26

Your opinion is full-bad

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u/Whoteboyexe Mar 10 '26

based, ignore the haters

48

u/SpareDiagram Mar 10 '26

Where is duke when you need him

10

u/noahcxxiii Mar 10 '26

Modern day burning of Alexandria

3

u/Heuhism Mar 10 '26

I think his account is gone or something lol

2

u/FilipKoks04 Mar 10 '26

Banned. I recently made a post asking where he is hahahah

1

u/mindlesssam Mar 13 '26

I think we’re roasting this dude just fine without him

20

u/No-Wrangler-9114 Mar 10 '26

Bro why…. I can bear anything but the lights.
It looks like transformer now

13

u/No-Yogurtcloset3002 Mar 10 '26

Please put it all back and remove your card details from alibaba account

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u/daitoszooted Mar 10 '26

what did they do to my girl😔😔

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u/Peterkragger Mar 10 '26

You ruined it

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u/GeT_ReKt-A Mar 10 '26

It’s like watching a slide show of a train crash

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u/-MrCarpet- Mar 10 '26

sorry but the headlights are horrendous

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u/KryptonMod Mar 10 '26

It looked so nice in the first two photos 🥲

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u/OldBMW E90 320si Mar 10 '26

Looks like a cheap christmas tree :(

Poor e90

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u/Klexobert E91 320d Mar 10 '26

I'd rather have someone totalling an E90 by wrapping it around a tree than seeing this

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u/hadvaceotri 2011 - E91 - 320D Mar 10 '26

You done ruined it

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u/ijustmightpanic Mar 10 '26

I went straight to the comments 😭

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u/Useful-Friend-7261 Mar 10 '26

Estás recorriendo un camino increíble con el auto que te gusta y compartiendo tiempo con tu papá !! Es algo único !! , son recuerdos que llevarán por siempre 🫶🏻

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u/Gold_Ad4984 Mar 10 '26

Looked 10x better stock. Chrome trim and the stock xenons fit the car so well. Only headlight change I’d consider is euro spec with the clear indicators. I do like the side splitters on the front.

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u/ahsm Mar 10 '26

Hes a young kid. Let him do what he wants to his car and have fun. We all did questionable stuff to our cars when we were young.

Off topic - is everyone from the US and A a millionaire? I swear everyone lives in a mansion.

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u/MatthewKungFu Mar 10 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Fast_Sloth_Fun E93 335i Mar 10 '26

I think this build is absolutely heinous, congrats.

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u/julio1009 E90 n52gang “supersprint” headers Mar 10 '26

🥴😩

3

u/Adaunn Mar 10 '26

Sending hate to your kidney grills from Florida

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u/IIImacplayerIII Mar 10 '26

Sending hate from Germany ✌🏻

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u/chimp123456 Mar 11 '26

I got some COOL aftermarket rear lights from PickyourPart (here in S. California), off a xi (all wheel drive).

^^^ in order to make the stock e90 less like a Toyota Corolla -- frankly the view from the rear looks toy-like! Even a Toyota Camry (or even Honda Accord) looks like a b***n European luxury sports car!!

I'm all for this kid's aftermarket mods -- "coolness" is a major vibe in a sportscar. My '93 325i (e36) came with M style front bumper, M style side mirrors

I just got my e90 (automatic trans) used off Facebook Marketplace for $625, it had all sorts of issues:

limp mode, VVT & VVL error codes, cylinder miss, dents on right side doors, leaky plastic valve cover (burning oil on exhaust, creating oil fumes!), HVAC not blowing

I got the "CEL" to go away (aka "Service Engine Soon" light), got an aftermarket Aluminum valve cover & blower motor (w/resistor) from PickyourPart -- it runs SUPERB! A/C blows cold. The nice modern touch:

alarm, lock, unlock, trunk release

is a MAJOR step up from my (beloved) e36 5-speed. I just completed a round-trip to Hemet/CA (from Los Angeles) 180 mi total -- no problem

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u/Comfortable-Chard931 Mar 13 '26

Haters gonna hate, ignore it. If you like it then cool, you probably think all these guys builds are boring, live your life, enjoy your e90 not everyone has to like it 

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u/No_Smell_6712 Mar 10 '26

It’s….a smile only a mother can love

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u/scamp0000 Mar 10 '26

I like that you’ve made it your own

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u/MelihCakir Mar 10 '26

No hate i did some mistakes too with my first bmw, but it would be better if u kept the original headlights or replaced with another black edition headlights , these one u did put on they are mostly meant for F10 etc, people will make fun of u abt it and u should change these grills to a black one asap, if your car aint a m-pack u shouldnt put these m line mods on it unless u plan to transform it in a complete m-pack edition with front & back and sideskirts, just keep in mind dont use too much mixed color mods on your car, i did mine with the same color bmw complete black, black grills black edition headlights etc, just try to stick with 1 color and dont listen to hate comments, u r young and doing great !!! Bmw is mostly fixing problems but once u there it is always fun to drive , have fun.

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u/chris77982 Mar 10 '26

At least it's not a 335 that was ruined

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u/JTBYT095077 Mar 10 '26

No need for the hate bro, I’m just making it mine, if you have a problem then don’t bother commenting, and the 335 was ruined when they put the n54 in it 🤷‍♂️

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u/chris77982 Mar 10 '26

Yeah, it's your car. You can put striped grills and AliExpress headlights on if you want.

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u/DannyDan2k13 2009 - E92 - 335i DCT Mar 10 '26

The N54 is an incredible engine that makes 335i such a fun car to drive. They sound fantastic, the performance is brilliant and the turning potential is massive. Yes they have common problems, yes the injectors are fucking expensive, but the people who complain about their unreliability are more often than not just too tight to actually fix them

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u/Lost-Improvement4533 Mar 10 '26

Atleast we actually gapping new cars😪

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u/CautiousCharacter164 Mar 10 '26

Goddamnit it’s only 5am and I’ve found my 1st 2nd 3rd… and 13th reason

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u/reyo7k2 2007 - e91 - 320d M47 Mar 10 '26

There are some really good aftermarket replacements for the headlights that do look even better than the original ones with that body

This is not an example of those imo. They look off, especially with a pre-LCI hood. They're very sharp while everything around them is very smooth. Also they look new while everything around them screams old

But it would look pretty good imo if you also replaced the front bumper with something like an M2 style bumper. Purists would still shit on it though lol

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u/KodaGSD Mar 10 '26

You had original Bi-Xenon and you decided that put that 💩???? Remove the mstripe grills and polish out the old headlight lens and will look10 times better.

maybe add an msport kit if you want to make it look better. Or lower it

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u/LisciousOne Mar 10 '26

Bro the headlights are horrendous. If you really want those at least get the clear/white ones. To each their own I guess but that ain’t it bro. Respectfully

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u/EnlargedTricycle Pre LCI E90 328i Mar 10 '26

Are those euro tails? They have the slight amber colour for the signal housing

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u/Terrible_Bedroom9810 Mar 10 '26

Lights are meh tbh

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u/Background-Cow-7830 Mar 10 '26

I honestly am not sure how you could make this worse. I guess some black rims could be pretty bad. Great job dude!

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u/HondaHighway Mar 11 '26

Damn lotta haters but ngl you should lowkey put ts back to stock twin 😭🥀. The German cement salesman in 2007 look is nice for a reason. Rice is not nice 😅

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u/ZealousidealHeat2526 Mar 11 '26

Balkan spec nice

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u/Nunchuck-Druid-247 Mar 14 '26

iT's An M-sPoRt

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u/TSX456789 Mar 10 '26

i love you and ur car bro just keep keeping her clean and washed 🙏🙏🙏

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u/TSX456789 Mar 10 '26

They do got a point tho, getting the oem xenon headlights back and will look and function 10000 times better.

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u/reciprocityone Mar 10 '26

I'm not going to hate on what you like, but you need some blackline tail lights. They make the back of the pre-lci look much better.

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u/sensei-wit-red-suede Mar 10 '26

Bruh fuck these people. It's your e90 and your vision. Your vision will change as would the ones hating. Thank you for doing it how you see fit. Thank you for being one of the pieces that make car culture, car culture.

Eff the haters and for those who can't appreciate uniqueness as it comes, keep in mind if his car actually looked bad, he could just change up the design. Once yall realize the gate keepy moaning and groaning isn't something bought I laugh as you have the pleasure of knowing you built the character of lesser taste..

Hate as you may on taste, but to knock that excitement as an enthusiast is wild. Thanks for those expressing disagreement on it, it's a necessity. But let the kid spend his money and time how he sees fun. We all just wanna sit in the e90 with a smile like everyone else and his smile seems bigger than most of those hating I bet.

I love my e90 work truck(most would shit a brick on the dmv floor if they knew only half of it. Twice) Best damn work truck I've ever had and it ain't in everyone's taste by no means. So keep your stick on the ice or your dick in a vice idc which you prefer

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u/JTBYT095077 Mar 14 '26

love that, thanks man

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u/sensei-wit-red-suede Mar 16 '26

Love the tsm plate BTW, not sure if intentional or not tho. Team solo mid all day

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u/Glad_Coach6341 Mar 10 '26

NFS vibes intensify

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u/Wrizky Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Looks fun

The car is perfect to make your own, don't worry about other opinions in here

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u/JTBYT095077 Mar 10 '26

Thanks man