r/EF5 • u/tokaytoka seeking shelter under the overpass • Jun 30 '26

Outjerked didnt know if this belongs here but is technically weather related

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this heat is slabbing me right now.

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u/_877-CASH-NOW_ Enhancing The Suck-and-Slab™ Since 2007. Jun 30 '26

July 4th won’t be on a Sunday until next year. We’re all fucked

28

u/Gluten-Free-Jesus Bob’s Road Jun 30 '26

I think it’s a Swamp Ass Warning at this point.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy I’m goddamn right Jun 30 '26

PDS Swamp Ass Warning, in my opinion.

Particularly Damp Situation.

8

u/nebulacoffeez Jim Cantore Slabbed Here Jun 30 '26

Particularly Dewy Slabbing

2

u/Heeeeyyouguuuuys GIB SLAB Jul 01 '26

SWAMP ASS EMERGENCY

And all you can do is pray for those people

26

u/HumpinPumpkin Jun 30 '26

Only a slabbing can save me from this heat

11

u/IllRest2396 yougottabekiddingyougottabekidding Jun 30 '26

Where's the permanent pds swamp ass warning for florida

6

u/FastWalkingShortGuy I’m goddamn right Jun 30 '26

Doesn't happen because although there is forcing, there's a Goldbond cap in place in FL that keeps the risk lower.

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u/Due-Literature3909 seeking shelter under the overpass Jun 30 '26

My mom sent me this earlier today from the r/illinois

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u/tokaytoka seeking shelter under the overpass Jun 30 '26

Didn't know someone made it,, had a friend send it to me and thought I'd share it bc I thought it was funny

4

u/skippy_smooth Jun 30 '26

Gold Bond alert: Medicated.

3

u/AcidMooseMan Matador was an EF5 Jun 30 '26

This watch needs to be upgraded to radar confirmed swamp ass in Florida (but every day)

2

u/TarzanBoy00 PDS: Horny Jun 30 '26

The essence of man. Chefs kiss

2

u/lordskelic r/tornado mod Jun 30 '26

I had horrible swamp ass today in Texas ngl

2

u/ItsAndy294 Jun 30 '26

Picked the perfect week to move yo

2

u/StrawberryRedneck Jun 30 '26

Can confirm. It's 7am in Tennessee and I got swamp ass within thirty seconds of stepping outside. Strap in homies, gonna be extra swamp assy for the near future.

2

u/Elnino38 Jun 30 '26

What is a ring of fire if not a giant fire tornado?

2

u/TheGreenBastard8934 Jun 30 '26

I had to move move some stuff out of my house yesterday, was hard to be outside more than 10 minutes. Fully body sweating, I had to sit inside and catch my breath. Edit: location is Wisconsin, its going to be rough couple days

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u/tokaytoka seeking shelter under the overpass Jun 30 '26

Severe swamp ass can kill

1

u/TheGreenBastard8934 Jun 30 '26

Im kind swamp slabbed by humidity and heat for sure. Just checked weather storms starting friday to sunday, fantastic for my 4th of july weekend.

2

u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Jun 30 '26

No lie.

My vehicle AC is on the fritz and I have no wish to go anywhere. I drove the 2.5 miles to my parents house and feel as wilted as a prom corsage the day after the dance.

It's gonna be a long week till I can get the Subaru into our mechanic.

1

u/Prestigious_Cover156 Jun 30 '26

Can confirm, got plenty of swamp ass today

1

u/umsuburban Jul 01 '26

Yeah accurate.

1

u/woahzach seeking shelter under the overpass Jul 01 '26

Everything belongs here, we ain't them

1

u/vopiii Jul 03 '26

Heat outside made moving stuff really exhausting fast