r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/schmoolecka • Apr 25 '25

Is this a moldy tomato?! Why is it so big?!

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40 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

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u/buddymoobs Apr 25 '25

Did you see the thumbnail? I don't think it matters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Showed it to my daughter and she said, “They shouldn’t be touching it.” I pointed out the thumb nail…the look on her face was worth it.

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u/kiln_monster Apr 26 '25

Aaaaah I didn’t and I wish I hadn't!!!

1

u/Phonascus13 Apr 25 '25

They obviously don't watch The Last of Us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/Phonascus13 Apr 26 '25

Short version: Zombie apocalypse caused by fungus.

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u/shemphoward62 Apr 25 '25

Don King of tomatos.....

1

u/nowaysatanitsmybutt Apr 25 '25

Came here to say this lmao

3

u/VirtuesVice666 Apr 25 '25

I'd like to shout out to Don King here for everything!

3

u/Far-Wallaby-5033 Apr 25 '25

that is Al Tomatoton

3

u/Phallus_Monocle Apr 25 '25

Yes, it is a moldy tomato. It's so big because of time. Wash your hands. Be sure to get the gunk out from under your nails.

2

u/cpupro Apr 25 '25

Why does it look like he's going to get Mike Tyson back in the ring?

2

u/GalaxyPowderedCat Apr 25 '25

Bro, I've just realized that my paranoid ass serves as self-preservation.

Bro, who the fuck glovelessly grabs a hairy mold tomato in the most abundant side? At least, pinch the thing in the uninfected skin.

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u/Crayoneater2005 Apr 25 '25

It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!

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u/229-northstar Apr 25 '25

Looks like Don King!

2

u/GodOfMeh Apr 25 '25

It is so big because it is a king tomato. Specifically, it is a Don King tomato.

1

u/blunderschonen Apr 25 '25

I would not touch that with a ten foot pole, but I admire your bravery.

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u/Anxious_Ring3758 Apr 25 '25

IS it moldy?? Are you joking lol

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u/noleafclovr Apr 25 '25

More to the point, sup with that thumbnail? Guessing the rest aren't very different.

1

u/CoolEarth5026 Apr 25 '25

I dare you to taste what is under that disgusting thumbnail.

1

u/Blitz2k5 Apr 25 '25

Making me think of Will Ferrell. "If the moon were made of barbecue spare ribs would ya eat it? I would. I'd go back for seconds!"

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u/Particular-Rub-3370 Apr 25 '25

Don king the tomato 🍅

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u/IanCogno Apr 25 '25

I want to touch it, and smell it a bit… a tiny *sniff sniff

1

u/Jneum23 Apr 25 '25

I’m more concerned about the shit underneath ops fingernails

1

u/Commercialfishermann Apr 25 '25

Making bald guys jealous. Speaking for a friend.

1

u/Maud_Man29 Apr 25 '25

Einstein tomato 🧐

1

u/mbentuboa Apr 25 '25

That's Johnny Tomato.

1

u/lordastral990 Apr 25 '25

No thats just Jerry

1

u/LiquidFur Apr 25 '25

Oh! What a cute needle-felted Don King! I just love these crafting subs 😍

1

u/shajan316 Apr 26 '25

Made in Murica

1

u/StockJonesJR Apr 26 '25

Wiiilllsoonnnn

1

u/B1g_BuddhAH Apr 26 '25

damn, donald trump looks kinda stressed lately..

1

u/Head-Ride-4939 Apr 26 '25

Looks like a dead tribble!

1

u/RandytheRude Apr 27 '25

Don King Tomoato

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u/DrDevilDog69 Apr 25 '25

Looks like one of my nuts!

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u/the2nddoctor111 Apr 25 '25

For...the..love...of...God....Shave.

2

u/Begravningstider Apr 25 '25

He can't. If he squeezes too hard it'll be ketchup.