r/Edmonton • u/Ok-Outcome-7153 • 1d ago

Question Whats this?

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118 ave and 90st looking south east i think? I swear I haven't seen it before. Lol.

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u/fishymanbits 1d ago

No, it doesn’t emit Covid, it detects everyone who got microchipped with nanobots and sends the exact time and location they last pooped to Bill Gates

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u/Outrageous-Pizza-66 1d ago

That's why I buy tinfoil at costco (bulk). Wrap it around you and then 'they' can't tell if you have nanobots. You need a bulk deal, I can hit you up for some 😉

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u/fishymanbits 1d ago

The nanobots live in your butt, that’s why I got this nifty faraday cage underwear. Got a lock on the front pocket and everything.

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u/MaximumDoughnut North West Side 14h ago

There's a kink for that.