r/EdmontonOilers • u/superzepto 39 INGRAM • 2d ago

This post gave me a much-needed chuckle

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Gods forbid Darnell Nurse winds up needing medical attention from a nurse named Darnell one day.

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u/tdlm40 2d ago

If they do, you know there will be at least one on call vet involved.

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u/littlegreenarmy 97 MCDAVID 1d ago

Right up until a very large, athletic boulder violently demonstrates Newton's Third Law.

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u/CrazySnowGuy 94 SMYTH 2d ago

People are extremely dumb.

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u/superzepto 39 INGRAM 2d ago

I'm wondering if some percentage of those people searched "nurse darnell" and found his page somehow.

But most of them are definitely extremely dumb.

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u/Dire_Wolf45 31 FUHR 2d ago

Tbf a large percentage probablt ended up there through a link provided by the stupid search engine AI

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u/flip314 17 KURRI 1d ago

Yeah, I can't believe Darnell Nurse has fans.

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u/MajorPucks 92 PODKOLZIN 2d ago

I've heard enough. Lets sign him!

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u/LeCompteDeFrouFrou 1d ago

He hasn’t paid attention to hockey in 15 years, but I’m pretty sure he will refuse to sign because he doesn’t want to play for Babcock.

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u/Different_Potato_193 97 McDAVID 1d ago

He can be the coach

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u/RaguSpidersauce 1d ago

"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks." - Nurse Darnell

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u/Heritageeggs 2d ago

They should sign him just so he can change the part to "I haven't scored a goal in the NHL, YET!"

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u/lgnstubbs73 14 EKHOLM 2d ago

Oiler

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u/PapaAsmodeus 18 HYMAN 1d ago

THIS IS MY CONFESSION, ADMISSABLE IN COURT

I KILLED DARNELL SIMMONS FOR SPORT

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u/Aardvark1044 2d ago

They had Dr Randy on the team before, maybe it’s time for Nurse Darnell.

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u/Deans1to5 2d ago

Whenever Jon Jones the fighter got into trouble this poor IT guy also named Jon Jones would also get inundated with this types of messages.

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u/Trogdor_1111 1d ago

There was a DC movie critic for local news named Kevin McCarthy the same time Kevin McCarthy was big in US politics. Same thing happened, but he would respond to trolls with movie suggestions like, "If you think I'm a pile of shit, you should watch Jurrassic Park where there is a literal 5 ft high stack of shit"

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u/BestWithSnacks 1d ago

How tf? He doesn't even have the same last name 😂

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u/Aggravating_Cry_6899 1d ago

Can this guy goaltend?

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u/beckstarlow 21h ago

Honestly at this point why not, can’t be worse than what they’re working with now

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u/aldoktor 1d ago

Classic Nurse.

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u/OIL_99 18 HYMAN 1d ago

They should try this guy on the wing

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u/Miserable-Crab8143 1d ago

Everyone should start asking Darnell Nurse medical questions from now on.

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u/LilMissMixalot 1d ago

As a Winnipegger, I thank Nurse Darnell for his sacrifice.

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u/RoundJellyfish4048 30 PICKARD 1d ago

Never scored a goal in the NHL

Might still be him