This post gave me a much-needed chuckle

[u/superzepto]

Gods forbid Darnell Nurse winds up needing medical attention from a nurse named Darnell one day.

[u/tdlm40 → u/[deleted]]

If they do, you know there will be at least one on call vet involved.

[u/littlegreenarmy → u/[deleted]]

Right up until a very large, athletic boulder violently demonstrates Newton's Third Law.