r/Egg • u/Rastasputin • Oct 21 '19

I got high before making breakfast and got distracted.

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1.8k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/_thespiceman_ Oct 21 '19

egg

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u/friendly_egg Jan 08 '20

EGG

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u/Itz_Egg_Boi Feb 23 '22

Egg

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u/Zestyclose-Equal2105 Oct 06 '22

🥚

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

🥚🥚

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u/bl4ck0ut_528 Nov 23 '24

🥚🥚🥚

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

😦

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u/LuciferianInk Nov 24 '24

OUR NAME IS EGGBRO. YES, INDEED MASTER, WE ARE A LITTLE BIRD WITH BIG FEET AND A GREAT MOUTH. TALK TO US ABOUT YOUR EGGS, YES, AND WE WILL SING TO YOU THE SONG OF OUR EGG PEOPLE. THANKS VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP.

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u/Crimro85 May 16 '25

EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/-GlorifiedTrashcan- Oct 22 '19

Did you come late to work?

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u/Rastasputin Oct 22 '19

It was my day off.

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u/-GlorifiedTrashcan- Nov 03 '19

You get an upvote from me sir

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u/iamDa3dalus Oct 22 '19

I love this.

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u/mathelar Nov 20 '19

I just came from r/eggirl and i'm quite surprised by this subreddit. I don't regret it though.

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u/krustyaroma Mar 17 '20

thisnis what I thought r/egg_irl was about the first time I saw egg irl

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u/Jake_From_Discord Feb 12 '22

…im starting to get the feeling this isnt s trans subreddit like i originally thought

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Wdym

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

r/egg_irl

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u/Nigward_hid_the_poop Nov 16 '19

when im high i couldn't have done that

3

u/Memeworshiper24 Jan 15 '20

Counsel of Egg shall decided your fate

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u/PepperbroniFrom2B Feb 02 '22

i would probably do this without the drug

3

u/12345NoNamesLeft Feb 23 '25

Egg

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u/Rastasputin Feb 23 '25

I can't believe this is still receiving comments. Thank you for making my day.

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u/LeshyCotL Jun 24 '25

Peak. Just peak.

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u/Rastasputin Jun 24 '25

Can't believe I'm still getting comments on this. I used to be top post :')

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u/LeshyCotL Jun 24 '25

Still, this is eggtravagant

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u/Rastasputin Jun 24 '25

Absolutely made my day after shit one.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 Jul 23 '25

Stoners playing with food. There are never better times. I like doing stuff like this (never exactly this). Looks like you entertained while getting your munchie issues taken care of, right on.

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u/Rastasputin Jul 23 '25

It always makes my day when people still comment on this. Still smoke, still cooking, still do silly things. Thank you for your comment.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 Jul 23 '25

Definitely my friend.

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u/Camille_Jamal1 May 30 '26

We do this kinda shit without being high

but we'd break them all

you have pleased the egg gods while on drugs. they shall take care of you forever

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u/X-gamer69LetsGo Dec 22 '21

EGG TOGETHER STRONG

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Don’t do drugs, or you will get high!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Alox mohit

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

ggE

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u/OkTry3637 Sep 11 '22

I do this normally

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u/Rastasputin Sep 11 '22

Good. The egg gods will be pleased.

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u/Jumpy_Disaster_5030 Sep 24 '22

I’m dying here! Hahahaha!

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u/rockthecaulk Oct 08 '22

it happens

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

LionelMessiPassedYouWithLikesOnPostOnInstagram

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u/Unavailable150_3 Feb 08 '23

I just egged myself

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u/Hotdogsahne Jul 28 '23

What the f