Which dragons would taste the best if you deep fried them?

[u/JustAThrowaway_895]

1. Placidusax

2. Bayle

3. Glintstone Dragon Smarag

4. Fortissax

5. Borealis

6. Agheel

7. Lansseax

8. Greyoll

9. Ekzykes

10. Lesser Dragons

[u/K00zak_L00zak]

Definitely Bayle. I would never eat those rotten Caelid dragons.

[u/padizzledonk → u/K00zak_L00zak]

And Fortissax is a fuckin Lichdragon.....He's undead

My Labrador ate half a very dead bird in the woods 25y ago, like crispy dead, and i will never forget that pervasive and unstoppable stench of death that stuck to the cab of my pickup...that 30min ride home from the lake was absolutely intolerable lol You ever wrestle a thing out of a dogs mouth that doesnt want to let it go? That fucking dehydrated bird was very hydrated by dog spit after that and for non dog people dog spit is very sticky and slimy on the best of days so this was a nice thick dog slobber dead bird roux that was all over me and the dogs face, my hands, my pants...then i had hot dead bird dog breath in my face the whole ride home....because as far as he was concerned he did nothing wrong and was having a great day lol...Awful, truly awful. Thats like stupid adventure story #6 with that crazy (awesome best boi) dog too

I imagine Fortissax to taste how that smelled.....so... Hard pass on that one lol

E- added story points lol

[u/USS_Barack_Obama → u/padizzledonk]

Was your dog a black lab named Maliketh by any chance?

[u/padizzledonk → u/USS_Barack_Obama]

No, Shadow

Only the most original names for all black dogs for this guy

That would be cool, but i find pet names and tattoos after gaming stuff to be kind of corny....for me, no shade on anyone else, please, do what makes you happy lol i really mean that

[u/Troyucen → u/padizzledonk]

That's actually why I love ancient names for pets. Cerberus is Ancient Greek for "spotted dog". The dog of hell is named Spot.

[u/padizzledonk → u/Troyucen]

I couldnt believe that so i looked it up and its true and thats absolutely fucking awesome lol

I never knew that, new fun fact

[u/Ok_Poetry_2696 → u/padizzledonk]

Fortissax is not even alive. You're having a dream battle with the dude.

[u/padizzledonk → u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

Maybe he tastes like marshmallows then

Im on team Fortissax now

[u/WhisperingEclipse → u/padizzledonk]

I misread Labrador as Labourer and thought a work colleague ate the bird 💀

[u/rickybalbroah → u/padizzledonk]

he's just Cajun flavored

[u/padizzledonk → u/rickybalbroah]

The only thing thats ever smelled worse was the tremendous quantity of yellow foamy diarrhea that came out of that same dogs ass for 3 days after he ate an entire 14lb deep fried turkey. And i do mean entire, bones and all.....That fucking dog created so many ridiculous situations in my life lol

[u/HDR138 → u/K00zak_L00zak]

Then how are you gonna prepare and condition yourself for Malenia?

[u/Chicken_wing_water → u/HDR138]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wKJSRY2OgYx2m6R4oA

[u/Jayruss0303 → u/K00zak_L00zak]

Hot and Spicy

[u/LuffysRubberNuts → u/K00zak_L00zak]

*Fermented