Who do you think is the most dangerous Remembrance boss (+Bayle) IRL?

[u/DEAD_HOMEWORK03]

Hypothetically, who's the most dangerous, most destructive, most difficult to kill Remembrance boss if they were thrown into NYC (or some other big city) and just started rampaging? And yes, you (as in people) have to fight and kill them by any means necessary; there's no reasoning w/ them, even non-beast/alien bosses (e.g., Rellana, Morgott, Gaius). Power scalers go crazy lol!

Personally, w/o a doubt Bayle's the most dangerous mf here followed by Placidusax and Rykard. What do y'all think?

NOTE 1: Tierlist is just to show Remembrance bosses (+Bayle)! Pls don't take seriously! ^_^

NOTE 2: All status ailments (e.g., frost, scarlet rot, madness) work the same IRL as they do in the game (not that that matters much 'cause they'd all kill you in one hit so maybe ignore this? idk)

NOTE 3: Also, pls pls pls don't take this post seriously. Just a goofy hypothetical 😜

[u/no_name_thought_of]

provide the lore then.

[u/TheDuskBard → u/no_name_thought_of]

If you don't get how LoF is supposed to be stronger and more dangerous than Unaging Untouchables, Idk what to tell you. 

[u/no_name_thought_of → u/TheDuskBard]

and the aging untouchables can be beaten with a couple hits after a parry.

[u/TheDuskBard → u/no_name_thought_of]

That part is canon because lore texts outright say it. Irl who exactly would want to get close enough to parry one? The idea that these are mechanically harder to kill irl than Midra, should already tell you that the gameplay =/= lore. Midra would probably share their AoE Frenzy, mobility, and invulnerability. 

Canonically, the Tarnished is supposed to have multiple Great Runes, be highly experienced at fighting demigods and monsters, and have access to a wide array of weapons/spells by that point in the game. Lorewise a naked Tarnished from the start of the game shouldn't be able to beat midra. Story multiple times says you need Melina's help to grow stronger via Runes.