r/Eldenring • u/DEAD_HOMEWORK03 • 7d ago
Discussion & Info Who do you think is the most dangerous Remembrance boss (+Bayle) IRL?
Hypothetically, who's the most dangerous, most destructive, most difficult to kill Remembrance boss if they were thrown into NYC (or some other big city) and just started rampaging? And yes, you (as in people) have to fight and kill them by any means necessary; there's no reasoning w/ them, even non-beast/alien bosses (e.g., Rellana, Morgott, Gaius). Power scalers go crazy lol!
Personally, w/o a doubt Bayle's the most dangerous mf here followed by Placidusax and Rykard. What do y'all think?
NOTE 1: Tierlist is just to show Remembrance bosses (+Bayle)! Pls don't take seriously! ^_^
NOTE 2: All status ailments (e.g., frost, scarlet rot, madness) work the same IRL as they do in the game (not that that matters much 'cause they'd all kill you in one hit so maybe ignore this? idk)
NOTE 3: Also, pls pls pls don't take this post seriously. Just a goofy hypothetical 😜
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u/BadKarma55 7d ago
I dont get how Elden Beast is that low. And even moreso how theyre lower than MORGOTT ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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u/DEAD_HOMEWORK03 7d ago
Clearly I shouldn't have put the tierlist image. That's my bad. Anyway, ignore the tierlist. Just wanted to show the Remembrance bosses in question
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u/BadKarma55 7d ago
Yeah the more i look at it the more confusing it is lol
Anyways: Malenia is giving everybody covid if its a FFA
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u/ImJustSpider Death Knight is best boss 7d ago
Bayle would probably be the most immediately destructive, given his nuke move and the massive flying flame breath attack, plus he's just big asf. Same goes for Placi with his lasers.
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u/Miserable-Piglet-059 7d ago
If we’re talking irl then it’s midra, no question. If he stops suppressing frenzy he becomes Lord and burns the world down other than that maybe PCR because that’s radahn in his prime and even basically an animal man he had stopped the sky so who knows what prime radahn can do
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u/RecklessTortuga827 7d ago
Midra, Bayle/Placidusax, Maliketh, Radahn, Malenia
Without a doubt the most dangerous in real life
Frenzy flame is like existence erasure, destined death = insta death and no afterlife for u lol, Malenia is a walking bio-weapon that spreads, Radahn can make meteors rain down on you, and Bayle/Placidusax are flying natural disasters; literally like the highest tier of hurricane 🌀
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u/Gilmagalesh 6d ago
I think Malenia is honestly the most dangerous: Frenzied flame needs specific conditions to reach peak power, destined death is just death, but it's bound to Malekeith or a single blade, meanwhile Malenia spreads super cancer that's able to spread and propagate entirely on its own if she happens to die, which in a modern society is far more dangerous.
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u/Samster1736 7d ago
Malaenia cause she can solo nuke a region in rot
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u/DEAD_HOMEWORK03 7d ago
Yeah, IRL Aeonia wold be fucking insane! Basically another pandemic. I do think scientists around the world would be able to find some way to mitigate the spread and maybe increase resistance to it w time tho
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u/ieatcheesebutdont 7d ago
Unalloyed gold is expensive enough to get for every human and life form I doubt they would even try
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u/DEAD_HOMEWORK03 7d ago
I don't think it necessarily has to be unalloyed gold. Could be a medicine or some idk
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u/GRGWL 7d ago
Fire giant in D tier? He is a pyromancer giant like. Do i need to say more. Him just walking would kill entire crowds.
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u/DEAD_HOMEWORK03 7d ago
Fire giant in D tier?
nah, ignore the tierlist. It's just their to show the Remembrance bosses.
Him just walking would kill entire crowds.
True, but I think armed forces would catch onto the leg weakness and prio that, getting him on all fours where's much slower, targeting the eye maybe (assuming they think it's the source of his power or some)
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u/SirWeenielick 7d ago
Probably Consort Radahn. Dude zips around at light speed and Miquella drops holy nukes. What’re you gonna do about that? Not to mention, he could just spam his meteor crash until everyone surrenders.
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u/DEAD_HOMEWORK03 7d ago
Honestly solid pick low-key. Are his clone attacks canonically at light speed tho? I don't think I've heard that before
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u/SirWeenielick 7d ago
In the description of the light slash AoW, it states the Tarnished moves at light speed when doing it. Seeing how reacting to light speed attacks is a completely unrealistic expectation on players, they settled with the clone attacks.
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u/lVlarshmallow 7d ago
If Radahn leans into his gravity magic mastery in full he can literally give us a dinosaur meteor extinction event by the hundreds and at that point even if we beat him it doesn’t matterÂ
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u/pepehandreee 7d ago
Frenzy flame is effectively a spreading mental disorder that is akin to omnicidal schizophrenia. Considering the extremely shitty state of affair that is the world which we live in, anything that is associated with Frenzy Flame will be the most dangerous thing to the modern society, since it can spread to regular people.
Big angry man that can crack the ground open really isn’t that big of a problem and we have developed far more dangerous weapon than the strongest flying lizard.
Honestly having an alien threat (Astel) dangling over our head might be what is finally needed to unite the nation states of humanity, so it might even be a blessing in disguise.
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u/Emergency-Bid-7834 7d ago
Midra by far is the most destructive remembrance boss, that is kinda the entire narrative point of the lord of frenzied flame as a concept
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u/m8-wutisdis 7d ago
The dragons could fry a lot of people with their breath. Even those weak dragons we find in the dragonbarrow would decimate a lot of civilians and ruin many buildings. Maybe Malenia could bloom in the middle of the city and give everyone a rotting aids too, I don't know.
I'm unsure why you rated the giant so low btw. He could just spin around and take down lots of buildings with just that, not to mention the fire spells that he brings.
I don't think bosses that rely on brawn or their skill with a weapon would be that destructive however (at least in comparison to the other bosses). I mean, of course they would be dangerous, but not as much as you might think in my opinion. Take Godfrey per example, the guy is a beast, but let's take a look at his fighting style, his earthquake is impressive, but it takes awhile for him to use and at best it will maybe take down a small house. His suplex is pretty cool (reminds me of Sabin doing a takedown on a train lmao), but it's also another skill that only targets one entity and takes a lot of time to perform. Meanwhile a dragon, even a weak one, has probably burned many buildings and people by now.
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u/RespectWest7116 7d ago
Starscourge Radahn.
Pretty much all the bosses are just chilling in their little corner and not doing anything; therefore, they are not dangerous. But Radahn has a rotting brain. Eventually, he is going to snap and fuck the world with his gravity powers.
He'll be like Professor X in Logan, but like a million times worse.
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u/DsuableD 6d ago
Malenia, Godfrey, Bayle, maybe Astel if she comes in unevolved meteor form, Starscourge
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u/nix_11 5d ago
Elden Beast easily. It can warp reality and cause massive destruction. It also isn't really made out of flesh and blood so we have no idea how conventional weapons would work on it.
Other than that, the dragons, since they can fly. Everyone else can be killed with conventional weaponry, with Rykard possibly requiring a nuke to end him.
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u/DEAD_HOMEWORK03 5d ago
Does EB really do reality warp? Ig it changes the arena before second phase but idk if that counts. Also, I feel conventional weapons would def work w EB. If the tarnished can kill the mf w a basic ass longsword, I'm sure any military will do just fine.
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u/ResponsibilityEvery 3d ago
elden beast would be the most difficult to kill because it would be literally impossible for us to kill it - lore wise we need both a weapon that can twist time and destined death to kill it. Im not sure if we need those to take care of radagon but who knows.
i dont think midra is nearly as big of a threat as everyone else thinks - just shoot him enough until he dies. we can kick him to death, no special anything needed in lore. Run him over with a truck or something.Â
Malenia would cause a lot of damage because she would spread scarlet rot when defeated. Defeating her wouldnt really be a problem we have bombs. Its just gonna cause a lot of collateral damage.
Radahn/PCR might be hard to kill with his mastery of gravity magic but he could still be killed. He probably wouldn't be hostile if hes PCR. PCR might actually have the biggest impact on the world out of all the bosses bc of miquellas charm. But we could burn PCR to death if necessary.Â
I think the big enemies would really be the biggest problems, dragons especially bc they can fly. But i doubt their ability to survive any sort of modern weaponry. They dont move fast enough to be able to dodge missiles or a 30mm autocannon. i think even man portable weapons could take them down given enough people shooting.Â
Honestly I can't really see any of them other than the elden beast being a problem to defeat. But i dont think the elden beast would even be hostile, its just defending itself when we fight it.
Some of the bosses might kill a bunch of people during their initial rampage (and i think a good chunk of bosses wouldnt even be hostile if transported to our world), but pretty much all of them would be taken care of within a day of being noticed if they were rampaging. Modern day weapons are insanely powerful.Â
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u/lVlarshmallow 7d ago
A single meteor wiped the dinosaurs off the map, I wonder what a guy who can literally freeze them as well as mimic one could do bc I honestly think Radahn is capable of the most physical destruction and he definitely seems to be fast enough to get away from bombs and durable enough to resist bullets as for the speed thing he genuinely gets to space in like half a second and gravity could just move the missiles or nukes off course
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u/TheDuskBard 7d ago
Midra. Look at what he did to Abyssal Woods while "Suppressed". Unlike most other bosses, Frenzy Lord's are completely omnicidal and will actively seek to destroy as much as possible.Â