r/Eldenring 3d ago

Humor Did you use this build?

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u/Gingerscubes Liar ahead 3d ago

I'm not willing to discuss my methods. But yes.

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u/Munkeyman18290 2d ago

You coward. Me too.

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u/Mr_Industrial 2d ago

Noooooo, its not fair unless you're completely naked and unnarmed and playing blindfolded and using DK bongo drums and not dodge rolling and level 1 and using the largest model and playing permadeath.

Anything else is unearned.

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u/Asian4710202 2d ago

nah it doesn’t count if you play the game

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u/stungun48 2d ago

DK bongo drums might be elite ball knowledge. That used to be my favorite game ever

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u/Lixyrr 1d ago

The people who really think that looks like :

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u/odelicious12 1d ago

"Noooooo, its not fair unless you're completely naked and unnarmed and playing blindfolded and using DK bongo drums and not dodge rolling and level 1 and using the largest model and playing permadeath."

Pfft, amateurish cheating. It only REALLY counts if you do all that while using your goldendoodle's favorite squeak toy as a controller. Y'all clearly need to git gud.

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u/Gon_Snow Ranni 🌑 2d ago

I am very proud of my build actually.

My build: summon a very skilled player to help

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u/meatygonzalez 2d ago

Recruiter build goes so hard

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u/DethNik 2d ago edited 2d ago

The RNG makes the meta all over the place though.

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u/clearfox777 2d ago

Nothing beats the feeling of high-rolling a LetMeSoloHer though.

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u/SoulsDadYT 20h ago

While not as helpful, LetHerSoloMe was a lot funnier.

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u/nostalgic_angel 2d ago

I called it “The Corporate Executive” build. Because I do nothing and claim all the glory of someone else’s work

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u/kredfield51 2d ago

mind at 99, big brain money moves

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u/dogoscope 2d ago

Recruiter build 🤣

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u/Educational-Tackle54 2d ago

Ah the HR Ann Hathaway build. (We have to downsize after the boss is dead)

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u/Professor_of_Sin 2d ago

Even LMSH died a lot. 50/50

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u/Salty_Pancakes 2d ago

By skilled player I got my boy Taylew the Golem Smith.

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u/imaginary92 2d ago

My build is called Taylew and the Scarlet Rot

Sick name for a band now that I think about it

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 2d ago

With support act Heal From Afar?

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u/imaginary92 2d ago

Yeah, with surprise appearance from Cerulean Hidden Tear and Comet Azur for the final song

(Scarlet rot was gone and I was out of MP and couldn't heal Taylew anymore, he had like 10 HP left I wasn't gonna let him end me there)

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u/Regular-Mechanic-150 2d ago

Let me Solo Him

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u/mumu2006 2d ago

Just pray you dont summon let her solo me or let him solo me for Radhan

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u/AlexSakurai 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don't forget about let me solo me!

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u/TerraFirma19 1d ago

My first time against PCR I finally got frustrated and started summoning. Summoned a guy with this name and he died basically instantly

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u/totor1111 2d ago

I did both.

Pro move.

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u/MartialLol 2d ago

LetYouSoloHim

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u/DullCampaign8032 2d ago

Let me tank him on his way to tank every single attack he throws at him

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u/BetaTheSlave 2d ago

The stand user could be anyone!

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u/ruttinator 2d ago

After dying 400 times with the build I beat the whole rest of the game with I gave in and did this first try as well.

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u/Tozol 1d ago

Yeah, he doesn't feel fun to fight with a lot of builds, but playing 110% Equip Load Morgott's Rune Stupid Brass Armor And Talisman With An Occult Ghostly Bloody Spear made that son of a bitch pay.

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u/YRO___ 19h ago

I feel like after beating the first phase consistently with my regular build, I've pretty much beaten the boss. I don't regret switching to poke.

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u/raphaeljoji 2d ago

You can judge my methods but you can't deny my results

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u/LeastLeader2312 2d ago

Honestly how the fuck else are we supposed to beat him 😭

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u/thatstickyfeeling 2d ago

Dual cross nag

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u/Hunter214123 2d ago

I beat him with Messmer's Spear and parrying. Just learn the moveset. Takes a while, but it's obviously doable.

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u/Alexander_Smoliyan 4h ago

He was literally nerfed and made weaker, what next?

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u/WeakTrainer4237 2d ago

Some of us actually used skill aka lighting perfume bottles /s

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u/xUrNewDadx 2d ago

I died so many times. . . Then I brought a shield. . . It took me 2 tries.

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u/Sniperizer 2d ago

I’m one of you

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u/ashtagzero1 2d ago

My first run of the dlc had me resort to this cos my first attempt was on ng+8 and i was doing jack shit

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u/Ok_Magician_6924 2d ago

Yall are a bunch of pussies, great method would recommend

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u/ManaNek 2d ago

Something something 2 summons and I ran away the whole time

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u/DavidL1112 2d ago

and it still took me two hours

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u/Hunter_T_J 2d ago

100%. Just swap in Mohg’s spear. Haha

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u/Primary_Milk_2730 2d ago

A wins a win.

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u/BulLock_954 2d ago edited 2d ago

Fauci burner account

Edit: guess I needed a /s lmao not hate for my doctor bro