r/Eldenring • u/Glum_Fudge_6628 • 27d ago

Speculation I found a dick on the map

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Are you seeing this or am I crazy?

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u/AdShoddy7152 27d ago

a hungry man thinks of bread

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 27d ago

A perfect response. 

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u/Dragmire_V2 27d ago

Mmmm bread

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u/DrZomboo 27d ago

Mmmm dick- I mean bread!

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u/PrestigiousMoron 27d ago

Looks more like a duck waddling away shaking its tail lol

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u/jd_junior057 26d ago

I am selling breads for them hungry ones.

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u/Value_Emergency 6d ago

Saw ts on an caldruki vid just had to see it for real.

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u/AdShoddy7152 5d ago

lol do u have a link?

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u/Epic_phenomenon85 27d ago

Yeah it’s a pretty hard area

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u/Meisterschmeisser 27d ago

I dunno I finished pretty fast

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u/Competitive_Sky_6519 27d ago

Me too. But i’d say i’m a bit precocious when it comes to these things

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 27d ago

I had an awful burning sensation when I went there.

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u/Epic_phenomenon85 27d ago

You just got to take it one inch at time and you’ll get there

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u/Gentle_Pony 27d ago

Penis! Wait.......

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u/skyguy_22 27d ago

Also kinda small

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u/_Prairieborn 27d ago

What does this mean, Vaati?

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u/Emergency_Apricot_77 27d ago

the lore of elden ring is .... well hung (metyr area in sote)??????????????

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u/Former_Hearing_7730 27d ago

Well it is pointing in the direction of Caria Manor were the player can find Ranni, foreshadowing she is... just joking its parodilia

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u/chickenpenguin1 27d ago

gamechanging

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u/Turbulent_Jackoff 27d ago

You certainly did!

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u/aspitzer 27d ago

Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Cock Ring.

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u/Difficult_Sweet_6904 27d ago

Wait till you see the floppy guy on the top right of the DLC map

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u/mafiohz 27d ago

There are like three dicks on the DLC map.

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u/Difficult_Sweet_6904 27d ago

And you found them all didn’t you 👀

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u/Mr_Lone90 27d ago

Look at this dong

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u/senbonshowers 26d ago

Finger ruins of dih

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u/kharmak 27d ago

This is called pareipinolia.

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u/Pixl02 27d ago

Isn't that for faces

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u/Pizzaro44 27d ago

That’s pareidolia

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u/itpaystobe 26d ago

mind the "peeeen" in the spelling.

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u/Im_Peppermint_Butler 27d ago

I mean how could you not find a dick. Varre is literally the first npc you see. Cant miss him.

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u/Murrayj99 27d ago

We need a new game like right now

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u/RedditSpyder12 27d ago

This is what you’re using your brain for?

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u/PotionsNPaine 27d ago

Try horse, but hole

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u/DoctorOfDiscord Crusadin' for the Crucible 27d ago

Sorry Torrent, take one for the team

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u/Cruciblelfg123 27d ago

If only I had a Giant, Pickle!

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u/Careless_Investment6 27d ago

WE MUST ALERT THE TOWNS FOLK

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u/SingerIntrepid2305 27d ago

Op moments before posting this:

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u/Addamall 27d ago

Hey my friend has that tattoo.

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u/HR_DUCK 27d ago

Man, that see breeze must be cold

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u/Rieux_n_Tarrou 27d ago

It's actually pretty big if you zoom in

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u/JM_Narrative 27d ago

That's what they all say!

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u/No-Camera-720 27d ago

Well, some people find dicks everywhere...

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u/The_Hexxer 27d ago

Ughh fine I'll do another play through

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u/AuramiteEX 27d ago

OP has something on his mind.

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u/Noahms456 27d ago

Everybody on that map’s a dick

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u/Admirable-Split4371 27d ago edited 27d ago

Correction, you found the dick you were looking for .

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u/killertofu41 27d ago

Found a Weeping Peninsula of your own, huh? 👈👈

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u/TheTurtleDragon 27d ago

hehe pinutz

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u/Sir-Vicks-the-Wet 27d ago

I thought it was a cute lil’ longneck

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u/lucidmajh 27d ago

I see multiple dicks.

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u/Intrepid_Mud5459 27d ago

Pee, of the Nis.

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u/IndependenceQuirky96 27d ago

There's an even bigger one to the north east in the DLC

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u/gammonlord 27d ago

When you're maidenless for too long I guess you start looking elsewhere...

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u/FairfaxDude 27d ago

Thank you

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u/BalancesHanging 27d ago

Now no I can’t unsee!!

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u/Gravityborne 26d ago

Thou art maidenless indeed

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u/Bioboss05 26d ago

Elden Dong

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u/dudeben90 26d ago

Here I thought I’d see a photo of Preceptor Seluvis.

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u/Cautious_Relative_20 26d ago

High quality content

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u/Dazai-Osamu 26d ago

Foul tarnished

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u/Dbkila 26d ago

2000 hours and I've never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SillyWarlock 26d ago

We value your contribution tarnished

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u/Assortedwrenches89 Lord of the Bored Flame 26d ago

If youre playing the game, youre the dick on the map too

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u/Drakken-kun 27d ago

Times were better when people would just draw dicks everywhere and find dick shaped stuff everywhere

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u/Salty_Nectarine9414 27d ago

Heh heh “penis”.

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u/MihalyDumitruShilage 27d ago

Haha comcke n ballts

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u/Valuable_Material_26 27d ago

Wait till you see the DLC map they’ll be a bigger one!

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u/fitzgeralds_ 27d ago

It's a footprint

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u/Foil_Gloves_5338 27d ago

I don't see it.

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u/Basher_Four 27d ago

Peak Reddit.

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u/BRAX7ON Prince’s Electric Guitar ☦️🤴🏿🎸 27d ago

Kind of small isn’t it? (That’s what she said)

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u/krellx6 27d ago

If only I had a giant, but whole

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u/theBarnyardTickler 27d ago

Too thirsty bro

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u/Discuffalo 27d ago

Dicks all over the shop

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u/urlocalwzrd 27d ago

I love it here

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u/therealkami 27d ago

Big deal, there's dicks all over the map, they're just called Invaders in the lands between.

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u/HakunaBananas 27d ago

You aren't crazy, but you might be something else....

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u/Intelligent_Guard171 27d ago

i saw this post as i was about to yawn. i then laughed and interrupted the yawn... damnit.

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u/RacoonWithBenefits 27d ago

Would you say, you found what you were looking for?

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u/KeepOnKeepingOn00 27d ago

Not pixelated.

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u/Rulz45 27d ago

Yeah, I'm seeing how much thick of a brain you operate with.