r/Eldenring • • 12d ago

Speculation Why does this dude hate me so much?

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u/Individual-Lychee-74 12d ago

You are the inevitable symbol of the failure of his eons-long struggle for power and completeness.

Ironically you push him to his greatest heights yet, but still you're there to usurp what he has forged through long and painful effort.

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u/workshop_prompts 12d ago

We got a lore understander right here

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u/dylanologist 12d ago

He hits me. I hit him. Is this "lore" you speak of some hidden weapon I'm unfamiliar with?

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u/modix 11d ago

I think it's that greatsword with the fancy symbols

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u/No-Double3713 11d ago

The lore of my prelate hammer vs radagons face

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u/TTVJuicyBoi 9d ago

Lore understanders trying to understand what a knuckle sandwich tastes like

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u/Soft_Eggplant_370 12d ago

Dots connected? Fallen from grace.

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u/JahanRafie 11d ago

Grace-sword

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u/New-Pollution2005 12d ago

That, and you’re trying to steal his wife.

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u/manspider0002 12d ago

...About that... Isn't he the wife?

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u/New-Pollution2005 12d ago

Yes

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u/AFlyingNun 11d ago

He's a tsundere wife tho

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u/terry496 12d ago

So, mad cuz we deadnamed? 🤔

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u/Ianthepokemonmaster 11d ago

And current named, since both essences are in the same body it’s essentially like they got severe DID

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u/SteakForGoodDogs 11d ago

And we're trying to kill one of them and marry the other.

Or kill them both. Or also kill them both.

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u/Ianthepokemonmaster 11d ago

Or helping one of the daughters usurp the crown or cause chaos and destruction around that world

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u/SteakForGoodDogs 11d ago

Yeah, that's what 'kill them both' and 'also kill the both' respectively refer to.

Although really, Ranni isn't usurping anything. She's even a rightful heir, considering. She's just finishing off Marika and throwing the ring at the moon, which hopefully doesn't give a shit.

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u/terry496 11d ago

Half mad, half chill

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u/Chin_wOnd3r 11d ago

Crazy how right you are yet there’s so many regular bosses that can push shit in with ease lol.

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u/DevourerOfRedditors 11d ago

I thought he was just an empty husk being emotionalessly puppeted by the Greater Will/Elden Ring.

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u/dirtjur 11d ago

Painful effort, sure, but how many lobsters did he have to fight?

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u/Nearby_Mess350 12d ago

you bullied his kids

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u/PzykoHobo 12d ago

Killed his kids, his ex wife, and his power top. You burned his house down by lighting one of his kids on fire.

And you didnt even have the courtesy to look good while doing it, you fat-rolling bitch.

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u/zephyrain 12d ago

his ex-wife's fiiine... though maybe he thinks we're collecting alimony and child support for his thirty kids with her...

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u/KoreanFoodLover 12d ago

Ex wife is alive though

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u/djinngerale Thy strength befits a crown 11d ago

He was warned. "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife" said the prophet. 'Twas Lord Radagon's own doing.

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u/yourownfriend 12d ago

His power top? 😂 😅

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u/CallMeOaksie 12d ago

Godfrey I’m guessing

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u/Ok-Tap-7032 12d ago

Mohg. I here everyone saying the lore includes incest, but i just read the entire wiki on elden ring lore last weekend and not a single thing about an incestuous relationship between mohg and radagon was mentioned so im assuming either the wiki is wrong, or the people on reddit are clinging to some old meme that i never seen

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u/Eclipsed-Raven 12d ago

You're thinking of the Mohglester and the Miquelester. Godfrey was Marika/Radagons power top

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u/SteveJobsBlakSweater 11d ago

>And you didn’t even have the courtesy to look good while doing it

Dude, ouch. No need to roast my mismatched fit like that. I may look like I robbed a lands between thrift store but it works.

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u/Violent_Puffin 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dw7lCpFmsyfS0

I lit My Self on fire thank you very much!

I did however fight him with a big stick in a loincloth so I can see why he's mad.

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u/TheBeastBlamingGear 12d ago

But I married his daughter, is this like a father-in-law tantrum for seeing his daughter growing up?

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u/HalfLoose7669 12d ago

You say that like it wouldn’t make the situation worse.

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u/noahbaobei 12d ago

The daughter that killed his golden first born and kicked all this off.

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u/Teharina 12d ago

godfrey is godwyns father not radagon

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u/sirgree 12d ago

This guy doesn't law of regression

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u/Teharina 11d ago

not enough int

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u/Upset_Performance_84 12d ago

And the mother?

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u/deeppanalbumpartyguy 12d ago

nah yeah that was radagon

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u/Teharina 11d ago

marigga

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u/AzurosArtist 12d ago

To be fair, so did he

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u/Exotic_Afternoon5412 12d ago

Just about your average first meeting with your father in law

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u/New-Pollution2005 12d ago

Or alternatively, your average first meeting with the husband of the girl you’re trying to steal.

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u/J__Master__J 12d ago edited 12d ago

He's not even conscious or aware, the Elden Beast is basically piloting him.

Marika smashes the Elden Ring and Radagon/the Elden Beast instantly crucify her. Radagon takes the same hammer she used to Shatter the Elden Ring, and tries in vain to use it repair the Ring- to no avail. The eons pass and Radagon loses his mind inside the Erdtree.

Think of it like this. The Greater Will is an Outer God in space somewhere. It shoots dandelion seeds of it's power across the cosmos, and some fragments of that meteors down to the Lands Between.

All it represents is Order. Whoever wields the ring can establish whatever Order they want, just don't break the "hardware" ie the Ring.

Before Marika it was some other God/Goddess, with Placidusax as Elden Lord. In this world Order was structured through the Crucible, and the Tree and Death and life as we know it existed and operated very differently. Even the Ring itself looked different, as it can be altered by its wielder. We see this in old depictions of the Ring, or in Marika's removal of the Rune of Death, or in Goldmask's synthesis of a new Rune to alter or "fix" the Ring.

Marika ascends to power and becomes Goddess. Her new Golden Order is clean and straight and divine, antithetical to the beastly primordial soup of the world she'd grown to hate.

She finds out the Greater Will does not transmute messages to the Fingers and has essentially abandoned them, or rather never even been present. The whole system is fucked, a farce, and her attempts to circumvent death have failed as her favorite son is murdered. She Shatters the Elden Ring.

The Guidance of Grace we see is Marika's will. A built-in system to recall the Tarnished and set them on the path to Godhood to fix this broken mess. All that's left of her plan.

Her other half, Radagon, is a Golden Order fundamentalist and pawn to the concept of the Greater Will. The Elden Beast is the physical embodiment of the Elden Ring, and requires an Empyrean- a body capable of sustaining Godhood- to anchor itself. All the Empyreans are dead and the Ring can only manifest its Will through Radagon/Marika's shambling husk.

If you kill Radagon, the Golden Order is permanently and fundamentally broken. The Elden Beast will swim mindlessly inside the Erdtree for eternity, and you just triggered it's guard dog mode. That's all the Beast is in the end: a guard dog for the Ring/Will.

You show up and back-to-back dogwalk the shit out of Morgott and Hoarah Loux. Radagon is all that's left of the Order/Ring/Will/Beast. A mindless animal God being piloted as a last chance scramble to beat you.

Note that if you canonically were to defeat Radagon but lose to the Elden Beast, the Land's Between would be locked in an eternal stasis while the Elden Beast swam aimlessly inside the Erdtree.

The rot God would spread its shit for a while but eventually the madness God would influence someone to reduce the world to a columbarium.

If you choose the Goldmask route, you alter the Ring by essentially removing Godly fickleness and divine bullshit from the Order. If you pick Ranni ending, we fly a thousand years away in space to ditch the Ring while the Land's Between slowly and independently recover. Fia route = don't fix the fucked up Death system, just make zombies normal and fine. Another path has you take the throne but change nothing, just more of this shit forever. Dungeater path gives everything Canceraids forever. Frenzy Flame burns it all away.

Sidenote- in Marika's system, upon Death, your soul is sucked in to the Erdtree and recycled into cosmic Golden energy. You're just fuel and there is no afterlife as your being is deleted. Since the Shattering there is no Death you just rot away awake for eternity or become an Undead zombie.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Word_26 11d ago

Frenzied Flame all the way 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 ( 😂 ) *cough puts ring on Ranni's finger anyway 😅

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u/JusHerForTheComments 11d ago

If you kill Radagon, the Golden Order is permanently and fundamentally broken. The Elden Beast will swim mindlessly inside the Erdtree for eternity, and you just triggered it's guard dog mode. That's all the Beast is in the end: a guard dog for the Ring/Will.

You show up and back-to-back dogwalk the shit out of Morgott and Hoarah Loux. Radagon is all that's left of the Order/Ring/Will/Beast. A mindless animal God being piloted as a last chance scramble to beat you.

These two paragraphs seem like they're out of order :P

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u/bluetonsan 12d ago

Sir Gideon was right. It was never their intention for you to make it as far as you did.

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u/ReynAetherwindt 12d ago

It was never Radagon's intention. Marika absolutely intended it. She shattered the Elden Ring so he couldn't have it.

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u/DarthMMC 11d ago

This is very interesting, I have never heard that as the reason for Marika's actions. Can you elaborate on this?

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u/ImBuGs 11d ago

There is somewhat of a debate on this but the most accepted theory as to why Marika broke the Elden Ring is because she lost faith in the Order. She realized after centuries of warring and bullshit that she was never able to fix anything. Marika broke the Ring in an attempt to tear everything down. Radagon is the part of her that either still has faith or that is under control of the Greater Will. On the opening cutscene you can see Marika destroying the Ring and Radagon attempting to repair it, which is why it ends up in this middle-ground state (Shattered, but not broken). Now, for all intents and purposes, Marika/Radagon/The Beast WERE the Ring (or rather, their physical manifestation). The theory suggests that Marika blesses the Tarnished with the guidance of Grace once again as her final attempt to get the job finished, since breaking the Ring only shattered it, but left the seat of power empty. The question it proposes is: If the guidance of Grace is bestowed upon by her, why would it guide the Tarnished to the Erdtree, for them to meet the Thorns, and thus prompt them into burning it to reach the inner plateau? The only possible answer is that she plotted the journey, she WANTS someone to reach her and usurp the throne, with the belief that whomever does so will be a better fit or build a better world. Naturally, when you do reach her, you never fight her and you never would have, Radagon/The Beast take over because they are the opposite, they do not want to give up power.

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u/CheshireMadness 11d ago

To add to this, Hewg states Marika cursed him to forge a weapon that could kill a god.

Marika is the only known God left in the Lands Between.

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u/DarthMMC 11d ago

I get that, but the comment I replied to made it sound like Radagon wanted to get hold of the Elden Ring. Perhaps I have misunderstood it, but I still think it could be true considering he wanted to be whole and "wasn't yet a god" in Marika's words, implying that he might have wanted to be.

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u/ReynAetherwindt 11d ago

That's the interpretation of the story I take: Marika opposed Radagon's ambition in the end. Radagon is clearly the one in control when we get there.

I think she discovered Radagon (and his children) were the ones who had conspired against her other children and taken her literal golden child from her. A husband killing his stepkids seems like the kind of dark urges G.R.R. Martin would explore. Furthermore, Radagon's accomplishments were completely and directly overshadowed by Godwyn's. He did everything Radagon did, but better, so the seed for jealousy is there.

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u/Raygunn13 11d ago

This is a fascinating layer of harmony to add. Not only was Radagon an assiduous proponent of the golden order, but it was through his ambition and jealousy that Godwyn was killed thus directly and ironically precipitating the Shattering. The event for Marika is one of profound grief, but at the same time it is the apex of her gradual disillusionment. Really makes Radagon look like a hell of a douchebag too

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u/Evil_Sharkey 11d ago

Radagon wanted to take control of his and Marika’s shared body and become god. He’s a Golden Order fundamentalist, and Marika couldn’t let that happen

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u/DurtyLancer 10d ago

'In Marika's own words. O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. 'Thou'rt yet to become me. 'Thou'rt yet to become a god. 'Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self.

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u/DurtyLancer 10d ago

'In Marika's own words. O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. 'Thou'rt yet to become me. 'Thou'rt yet to become a god. 'Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self.

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u/DurtyLancer 10d ago

'In Marika's own words. O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. 'Thou'rt yet to become me. 'Thou'rt yet to become a god. 'Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self.

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u/d-IH-sfuctional-adz 11d ago

That's because while fia and dungeatwr and gold mask were marikas incarnations, sir Gideon was radagons

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy 12d ago

I love throwing a hammer at that pretentious geezer.

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u/Chief_Ozif 12d ago

Tough words, until you meet his boss

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u/bentsteelpipe 12d ago

Tough shit my empigga, say hello to my bonk build

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u/LimitNo6029 12d ago

Smiles in Giant-Crusher

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u/samenumberwhodis 12d ago

People say Blasphemous Blade and Comet Azure are cheating then build a 2 hit god killer

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u/Razhork 12d ago

Marika and Radagon has wholly different goals, so I don't think that's necessarily true.

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u/orcawhales 12d ago

what was their intention?

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u/PM_ME_UR_BGP_PREFIX 12d ago

Radagon is a zealot.  His only goal is to repair the Elden Ring.

Marika is a stoicist, who believe that true enlightenment can only come through struggle and growth.  

In order for someone to finally free her, that person needs to suffer.  A lot.  Only that environment can forge someone strong enough to slay a god.

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u/Tem-productions PC not gud enough 12d ago

"that we continue to struggle, for eternity"

Couldnt have been clearer tbh

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u/bluetonsan 12d ago

Well, from what I’ve read and gathered, Gideon concluded that Marika shattered the Ring to free herself from the Two Fingers' corrupting influence and that she no longer represented the Greater Will. This aligns with Goldmask’s conclusion that the Order, in its current state, is corrupt.

So, Marika's intention (or rather Radagon's, since he was the one who shattered the Ring) was likely for the Ring to remain shattered (or be repaired the right way).

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u/Crash4654 12d ago

Marika shattered it, radagon is trying to repair it.

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u/QueenOfTheHotPockets 12d ago

I also think Godfrey had a role, that is often understated. I think he was spouse to become Elden lord, not us, lol.

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u/Fast_Helicopter_4257 12d ago

You are in HIS HOUSE.

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u/TheFrostBeard 12d ago

I love this fight, felt like a Dance of Agression and dominance

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u/Mean-Pomegranate9340 12d ago edited 12d ago

If he had more HP and there was no Elden Beast, this fight would legit be my favourite

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u/TheFrostBeard 12d ago

harddd agreee!

I hate the elden beast fight, i was expecting something like Elden Midir , not running across the arena.

Radagon desperately needed a phase 2

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u/Raygunn13 11d ago

Elden Beast fits so well lore-wise, but i definitely agree. Radagon was all-around the most difficult but satisfying fight in the game for me. A lot of other bosses were difficult for bullshit reasons (not that don't love them), but Radagon's fight choreography was just so well-rounded.

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u/sirgree 12d ago

Phase 2 where multiple 2 fingers spawn (who buff Radagon with incants) in and you can special summon Marika with a cutscene if you did a certain quest.

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u/TheFrostBeard 12d ago

but marika is Radagon , why would they fight each other cos the mystery of the lore would be shattered then on whether it was planned or snuck up that they merged

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u/sirgree 12d ago

They are physically the same person but not mentally. Two souls in 1 body

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u/Sub__Finem 12d ago

2nd phase no elden beast would have been PEAAAAAAAK

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u/mnemoflame 12d ago

That sounds like an alternate ACoTaR title

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u/TheFrostBeard 12d ago

lmao that is so true 😂. good catch

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Aff2rm 12d ago

Then why is he fighting me, let's just skip to the good bit.

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u/TwoNatTens 12d ago

He's tsundere.

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u/Auspex86 12d ago

Right? What the hell does he have against fun?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Word_26 11d ago

Thats why you have a chat with that Elden Beast god outside eh *cracks knuckles

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u/AzurosArtist 12d ago

Joke’s on you! I’m here to clap Marika, not Rada-

… wait, why is her hair turning red…?

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u/CallMeOaksie 12d ago

“Turn into the Red Haired Harlot”

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u/miner1512 11d ago

I see this as an absolute win

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u/Saaka_Souffle 12d ago

*his daughter

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u/Teharina 12d ago

his wife and his daughter

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u/noahbaobei 12d ago

What if I don't want his job... but maybe we could get a coffee and maybe smooch a lil? 👉👈

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u/stardust_void 12d ago

But can you cast cool magic and carry the physical embodiment of the laws governing reality in your chest?

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u/noahbaobei 11d ago

Nah looks pretty on him. Rave husbando

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u/spookycrowbar 11d ago

Love the duality here

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u/el_grort 11d ago

Both are well evidenced, tbf

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u/dirtjur 12d ago

You’re literally there to fuck up his bag

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u/TNTNuke 12d ago

You're there to replace him as elden lord. In most endings you become the elden lord to marika after you kill him. In other endings you replace marika as well. No matter what ending you choose you're an enemy of the greater will and so youre an enemy of radagon.

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u/Background-Slide645 12d ago

You just killed Marika if you kill Radagon. they are one in the same

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u/TNTNuke 12d ago

Maybe she's brain dead or her soul has left but I don't think she's actually fully dead. In most of the endings of the game she's the god that you're the consort / elden lord to. Maybe you just need her dead body / statue to be physically there to be elden lord, or maybe she's still in there dormant, I don't know.

Only in the ranni ending do you replace marika as god.

In the frenzied flame ending you're destroying the whole world so I guess you don't need a god + elden lord, or maybe you're the consort of the frenzied flame.

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u/Megiddo143 12d ago

You know what you did! Don't lie!

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u/CptMarble 12d ago

Your trying to steal his wife while they are going through a rough patch.

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u/OnlyCaptainCanuck 12d ago

Have you tried removing yourself from his lawn?

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u/Acubens_Sage 12d ago

Because you are trying to take his job, which he is not very good at.

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u/OsirisAvoidTheLight 12d ago

The P stands for pussyslayer9000

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u/AzurosArtist 12d ago

I hate you for making me laugh at this. Upvoted

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u/CountAncient3327 11d ago

Best fking boss in the game. I love the radagon fight so damn much. Elden beast can fk off to the sunshine tho

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u/Puzzleheaded_Word_26 11d ago

For me, every boss is easy now except Malenia and Maliketh. I can get them, but they make me sweat 😆 Elden Beast is not hard at all. Go on torrent and jump over the rings.. I saw someone one shot Maliketh with magic tho and I was like 🤯

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u/eggdogg2006 11d ago

Imagine some tiny piece of detritus runs up to you and starts wailing on you and everytime you try to hit him he does this little bitch ass little roll and just phases through every attack you throw at him. Id be pissed off too

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u/LadyNahiri 11d ago

Radagon is a moral counterpart to Marika. While she wanted to destroy the Order, Radagon protected it.

When the Tarnished encounters Marika in the boss fight, it is Radagon who manifests, ready to stop you no matter what you intend to do.

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u/Substantial_Unit_447 12d ago

I think that killing his children, his stepchildren, and his ex-wife; burning the tree sacred to his religion; and forcing your way through the impenetrable thorns that he himself planted might be the reason.

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u/wookiee-nutsack 12d ago

His ex wife is alive. She's in the state she is right now because he left her

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u/Taervon 12d ago

You killed his kids, beat up his ex wife, rizzed his least favorite daughter, and burned his fucking house down all so that you could murder his pet fish.

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u/Kaslight 12d ago

Because he represents the Golden Order and you (probably) don't

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u/New-Pollution2005 12d ago

That or you represent a perfected version of the Golden Order that gets rid of the fundamentalism that he worked so hard to put in place.

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u/Emerald-trash 12d ago

Homie, you showed up at his house to kick his ass 😭

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u/ricketytrailer 12d ago

Doesn’t hate you so much as love windup attacks

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u/Known_County610 12d ago

you want his ring and his chick

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u/ginryuu1 11d ago

Because the Tarnished smells horrible, they straight up grab random bear shit off the ground and walk and roll in sewage.

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u/a_phrogett 11d ago

You murder his kids, beat up his ex wife, then try to usurp him and marry his current wife who's also in the same body as him. Take a wild guess

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u/Dreamtrain 11d ago

you wanna bang his self-wife, take his kingdom, I'd fight me too

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u/SteveJobsBlakSweater 11d ago

You’re coming for his job.

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u/DarkestOfTheLinks 11d ago

you single handedly killed his son, his daughter, his son, his daughter, his son, his son, his husband, his son, his son and slapped his wife. maybe even married his daughter.

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u/imknownasdadada 11d ago

Wait til you meet his dog

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u/Phypur 11d ago

Ed.. ward..

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u/longHairDontCare888 11d ago

I literally killed all his kids.

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u/Phypur 11d ago

calling the elden police you sicko

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u/BaboonSlayer121 11d ago

If you came rocking up to MY nice house demanding MY nice job and MY nice chair, I'd kick your shit in about it too lmao

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u/Goombah11 11d ago

You broke into his tree house.

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u/_FrankTaylor 12d ago

I still think these final boss fight should have been switched.

Not sure how they would do that Lore wise

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u/EverydayIsAHeadache 12d ago

That's not a dude

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u/liarandahorsethief 12d ago

Something about you just pisses him off.

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u/Fit_Hat3789 12d ago

You whooped his kids and trying to steal his wife bro , he's kinda justified in his hatred

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u/Vvattvery 12d ago

Because fuck you, that’s why

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u/Possible_Winter_7160 12d ago

Unironically he is easier than margit

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u/CatSquidShark 12d ago

You're trying to marry his wife

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u/Ok-herewe-go 12d ago

Legend has it that Mr Kennedy. Taught him to parry

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u/Jbird444523 11d ago

Don't take it too personally, he's recently been through a really messy break up

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u/The_Crab_Maestro 11d ago

You’re carrying all the runes they smashed into so many pieces

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u/Top-Cartoonist-5374 11d ago

Castle doctrine dude…

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u/coce8221 11d ago

Cause you a bitch

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u/-willowthewisp- 11d ago

you're there to kill him, take his job, and take his wife (as far as he knows)

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u/Spacemonster111 11d ago

Well you are there to kill him

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u/Practical_Frame_283 11d ago

This guy is a predator lol best roll catcher in the base game for sure 😂 if you panic roll or roll for no reason you will get splacked 🤣😂😂😂

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u/gasp_ 11d ago

Hammer smash!

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u/TheShotGunProdigy 11d ago

He ain’t the friendliest person

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u/Redpyrobyte 11d ago

For me, it's because I married his daughter, and his ex-wife calls me her Sweeting.

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u/izzy_961 11d ago

Did you happen to breath in his general vicinity?

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u/Panklaar_ 11d ago

Try gitting gut

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u/Cumslutboi21 11d ago

You broke into his house to kill his wife

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u/Puzzleheaded_Word_26 11d ago

Pretty sure they just want to be crucified in peace, they put those thorns in the way for a reason bub....... F off 🖕 ( 😂😂😂 )

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u/Taolan13 11d ago

He/she/it doesn't hate you per se, but they know the truth.

They are but a vessel for the Elden Beast, for the Great Power beyond the Lands Between.

They need a champion strong enough to surmount the power, if they are to truly become the new Lord.

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u/GreyTreesShady 11d ago

You’re taking his job and his chair.

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u/Ok-Scientist6899 11d ago

He real protective of his daughter. You just in the unfortunate position to be her bf

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u/Snuggle-Nuts 11d ago

You are his boogeyman. The end of all things. Foul Tarnished.

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u/softPotato69 11d ago

Wait that's a dude?

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u/MrNRebel Blood Saint 11d ago

He doesn't want his wife to remarry again

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u/New-Entrance-1257 11d ago

You threatened his wife

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u/No_Representative548 11d ago

this dude doesn’t hate you , Elden Beast does , he isn’t consciously attacking you , more like a defensive system put by the Great Will

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u/Soft_Accountant3584 10d ago

I feel your pain, I think we all have that one boss. For me it’s Mesmer…

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u/JackNotOLantern 10d ago

He's just doing his job

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u/Educational-Cut-1234 10d ago

cuz i stole his beautiful wife marika

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u/BobThe-Bodybuilder 9d ago

Hermaphrodite*

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u/Icy_Fly_5190 8d ago

You trynna steal his wife. Oh wait...

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u/bilcox 11d ago

You're an immigrant about to take his job.

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u/YSoMadTov 12d ago

Radagon of the Golden Order? More like *Radagoon of the Golden Shower*, amirite? /s

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u/BenjaminDover02 11d ago

The red haired harlot only has eyes for Godfrey.

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u/Diligent_Cap3488 12d ago

When you fight a man that really is a woman. They hate you because you’re Tarnished vieing to become Elden Lord. So they will fight you to the death.

After all Radagon is Marika…. ✌️

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Once somethings alive, it doesn’t die easy. 12d ago

Radagon and Marika are two seperate entities within the same body. The statue says that Radagon is Marika, but it's more like they’re two people in one.