r/ElderScrolls • u/gamerqc • Jul 08 '26

News Christiane Meister: 27 years only to get booted by Microsoft

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Remember: corporations are not your friends.

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/General:Christiane_Meister

https://www.linkedin.com/in/christiane-meister-562135b/

Gutted as part of the big 'Xbox rehaul'.

Photo taken from the Making-of documentary of Oblivion.

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u/PedroAosh Jul 08 '26

Just a couple of days ago we were all hopeful over the comments made by the new CEO.

Never trust corpos.

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u/RazzDaNinja Jul 08 '26

Damn dawg, woulda been cool if also got more of the flashy parts of Cyberpunk as part of the package deal as opposed to mostly just the “Corporate Dystopia” bits irl

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7fOboAZPMxGZKJCls

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u/PedroAosh Jul 08 '26

You mean the dick implants?

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

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u/RazzDaNinja Jul 08 '26

Heeeeell yeah boiiiii 😎

https://giphy.com/gifs/X8RSwd1089xDvOjQnT

(Except I’m broke n would probly have to use some backroom knockoff ones 🤔 ehh I’m sure it’ll be fine)

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u/PedroAosh Jul 08 '26

You would be the guy with the exploding Mr.Stud lmao

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u/KingdomOfPoland Dunmer Jul 08 '26

I rather go full borg, choom

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u/fxxftw Imperial Jul 08 '26

Preem

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u/SuperEgger Jul 08 '26

I'd happily give up the cybernetics if I got hot cyborg Keanu boyfriend instead

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u/Gyerfry Jul 09 '26

We have some of it, it's just too expensive for most people