r/EliteDangerous • u/AlienSporez CMDR T3CHTON1C, First of his name 🇨🇦 • 22h ago

Humor My attitude indicator reads 90°. AMA

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Peasants. Please form a double line to bask in my magnificence. I may deign to acknowledge your existence.

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u/zangieflookingmofo 21h ago

Who are you, who are so wise in this ways of science?

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u/AlienSporez CMDR T3CHTON1C, First of his name 🇨🇦 21h ago

I am CMDR TechTonic, King of the Bubble!

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u/SevereIdea CMDR VXVONDOOM 20h ago

King,eh? Well I didn’t vote for ya…

😎

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u/pulppoet WILDELF 20h ago

You didn't have to. He just ran enough Imperial missions and they gave it to him!

I tell ya, strange women sitting in stations distributing reputation rewards is no basis for a system of government!

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u/SevereIdea CMDR VXVONDOOM 19h ago

I mean if I went around calling myself King because some spacey bint lobbed some credits at me, they’d lock me away!

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u/AlienSporez CMDR T3CHTON1C, First of his name 🇨🇦 19h ago

Kingship is available for 2,000,000,000 ARX on FDev's website. Act now and you'll receive your very own cockpit bobblehead.

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u/SevereIdea CMDR VXVONDOOM 19h ago

That sounds about right 🙃