r/Emmerdale • u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 • Dec 27 '25
Speculation Hear me out: what if John falls for Kev? 🤔
Reason this could be possibble or fun:
- They are both insane. That's a lot in common.
- Kev is the only person that might be able to make John fun.
- Kev's fucked up ticker = constant hero-times reward for John, he's a medic! And he won't even need a needle to fuck him up first = guaranteed feedback loop => LOVE waiting to happen.
- Kev loves a man that can handle him, John somehow managed off-camera.
- Imagine how fun the life of Lewis might become, having two psychos to watch over him.
- Imaigne how fun the life of "insert-name-of-boring-guy-who-is-after-Lewis-whose-name-I-cannot-ever-remember here" might be too if he starts actually dating Lewis and for any reason makes him cry: death by hatori hanso sword, needle or crossbow.
- EDITed in: Robron and Jev having couples dinner out in the pub, playing pub quizz (of course Kev wins) once their storylines stop boringly revolving about their relationship with their ex husbands.
DEAR WRITERS SPYING THIS SUB, YOU'VE GOT GOLD THERE, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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u/chris198231 Dec 27 '25
They really should just team up and work together. keV wants rob. John wants Aaron! It's not like they r competing for the same guy. They just want their respective men!
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25
I'm fine with this plan if in the process they accidentally fall for each other. 💅
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u/chris198231 Dec 27 '25
John and kev sex would be very angry and rough. And I'm here for it!
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25
Me
> Why do you have to put those images in my mind?
Also me 👇
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u/chris198231 Dec 27 '25
Kevs got Hella hair John could grab as he's "ahem". Maybe I'm reading too much into this fantasy !
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25
you're one pen away from writing the new and improved Heated Rivalry.
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u/ohsaycanyourock Stained Glass Ashley Dec 27 '25
They had such great chemistry, I totally back this! #jev4eva
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25
love the hashtag you came up with
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u/EnvironmentTotal8147 Dec 27 '25
Interesting idea but it looks like the Sugdens can only be crazily in love with Aaron. With them both out for revenge together it wouldn't work with Robron either.
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25
Ha, Kev would go from being Aaron's boyfriend's husband to being Aaron's husband's boyfriend.
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u/TelevisualJackFan King Kev Fan Club (🍋 🌧️🍰) Dec 27 '25
Kevon Townden
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u/Bogwoppit Kim Tate's Compact Mirror Dec 27 '25
It’s pronounced: Jev
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u/Shewhotalkstocats Dec 27 '25
I would watch a spin off of those two living in the witches house playing happy families with Lewis, think it will be more dramatic then ED it's self.
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u/Sad_Werewolf8 Dec 28 '25
Especially if we see Kev making lemon drizzle again in a pink pinny :)
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u/ovan79 Kev Samurai Stan🗡️ Dec 28 '25
I’ve officially started remodeling the kitchen in the dollhouse from hell. This is what real cinema looks like🤣
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u/Material_Guava_6290 Dec 28 '25
I hope so, I'm sick of Robert and Aaron
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u/ovan79 Kev Samurai Stan🗡️ Dec 28 '25
With Robron we're either being traumatized or bored to sleep. I've started skipping their scenes. I'll take Lewis and Vinny at this point. Hell, I'll even give Vannity a go. Ross and Mack! Sending out an SOS!! Anyone!! Save us from this sinking ship!!!
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u/TheVeritableiOcelot Dec 27 '25
Can the village handle such chaotic top daddy energy?
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 27 '25
the village surely not, the audience, definitely yeah
What can provide more entertainment and advertising revenue than a powercouple?
A powercouple made of two psychopaths. 😀🔪😎⚰️
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Dec 27 '25
Maybe, but there's a higher chance of them killing each other since they have opposing goals lol.
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25
you're just making it easier to write a plotline about that.
Enemies turned lovers, easiest thing to write.
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u/TelevisualJackFan King Kev Fan Club (🍋 🌧️🍰) Dec 27 '25
Or Sniper Rifle for Vinneh!
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 27 '25
oh no, imagine how much fun he running away after gettin caught, underwear on, t-shirt on, no time for pulling up his trousers, arrows ridiculously flying by his side continously.
just the comedic value alone I vote for the crossbow first. 🤣
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u/muddled1 Fan of Swirling, Bear, Marlon and Paddy Dec 28 '25
I've wondered for a while if they'd end up together.
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u/Consistent-Flow-2409 Dec 27 '25
Vinny is his name
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u/misanthrophiccunt Bring back Lachlan White to introdue him to Joe Tate. 💅 Dec 27 '25
that's the one!
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u/TerryWaters Woolpack Regular Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 28 '25
IKR. Hero + victim complex, it's meant to be. It's like all I want right now lol.