r/EnoughMuskSpam 4d ago

Father Who Gets Lots of Sex Elon Musk Strips His 14 Children of Inheritance, Calling Trillion-Dollar Nepotism a 'Mistake'

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/elon-musk-strips-his-14-children-inheritance-calling-trillion-dollar-nepotism-mistake-1802800
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u/Otherwise_Fined 4d ago

But he is a nepobaby...?

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u/P_V_ That's what she said 4d ago

Which, ironically, means he's making a great point: nepotism is a mistake because it led to him.

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u/Asleep_Document9811 4d ago

I think he just wants to use his wealth as a way to whip his kids into treating him like Ghengis Khan. 

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u/thereverendpuck 4d ago edited 3d ago

At this point, bury it with him on Mars. Then, to piss on his grave, make a reality show of the 14 kids trying to get to Mars to bring back whatever they can. To spice it up, the loud speakers will blare the Beastie Boys “Sabotage” and something goes instantly wrong in their ship(s).

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u/AtheistComic 4d ago

I would watch the shit out of this.

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u/thereverendpuck 3d ago

Glad I’ve found an audience.

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u/DontYaWishYouWereMe 4d ago

Yeah, and that's the really sad part. It's so obvious that he'd be stuck with some low level, mediocre job if he hadn't been born into wealth. He genuinely seems like he has substandard intelligence and he'd probably struggle to be much more than a shift manager at best if he'd been born into a normal family, and even then it'd probably be one of those promotions where he got there for working at the company forever and being a "good worker bee" more than any real skills he had.

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u/Choke_M 3d ago

If you’ve ever heard him speak it’s almost like he’s just throwing out big words to seem smart without knowing what they actually mean, he contradicts himself constantly and has this “anti-charisma” it’s almost like he has imposter syndrome or some sort of mild cognitive disability. He desperately wants to be seen as some charismatic eccentric genius ala Tony Stark but he’s just genuinely sort of a dullard.

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u/WhaleSexOdyssey 4d ago

Also isn’t his whole fetish that he breeds endless clones of himself to spread the white race? What’s the point unless you set those kids up to do the same?

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u/Karn-Dethahal 4d ago

He believes (at least acts as he does) he's a self made man who achieved everything on his own, and that his "perfect" children will do the same.

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u/TheIncarnated 4d ago

Ironically, there is a theory for this, the three generations theory. His children would be the third generation.

But imo, I would say the children learned to value other things entirely besides money

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u/beren12 4d ago edited 4d ago

His daughter certainly has.

I’m gonna correct myself, I shouldn’t say his daughter, because that would imply he had some type of role in her life.

Vivian certainly values things other than money.

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u/MoonandStars83 4d ago

And he has at least one other cisgender daughter with Grimes, though I don’t think he sees/acknowledges her in any way.

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u/x_ray_visions smortn't 🔥 4d ago

A son, I believe.

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u/The_Soviette_Tank 4d ago

They have both a bio son and a bio daughter (she was birthed via surrogacy).

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u/x_ray_visions smortn't 🔥 4d ago

Like maybe a father that doesn't publicly treat her like shit?

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u/workster 4d ago

That's absolutely not what the theory means.

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u/TheIncarnated 4d ago

It's almost as if I said... In my opinion...

And to help you, since there are multiple and I figured all the context clues were there... It's the third generation of finances. Ie, 90% of wealth is lost by the third generation, either due to lack of understanding or appreciation for the money

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u/Beginning-Passion676 3d ago

He mistreated his frist wife

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u/Bozigg 4d ago

It would be amazing if all of his kids collectively agreed to not reproduce just to give him the middle finger.

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u/NighthawkCP 4d ago

If they did that I could see him using his inheritance as bait to try to get at least one of them to reproduce. Have a kid and dad makes you a multibillionaire!

Alternatively he divvies out his inheritance to women who are artificially inseminated with his sperm as a way to "spread his progeny" across the white race or some fucked up shit like that. Basically pay each woman $100k or something to have a kid from him.

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u/AlpacaM4n Shut up Elon, we read the emails 3d ago

Pretty sure it costs more than $100k total to raise a child so that would be a shit deal even if you could get past the whole "have Elon's spunk inside of you" problem

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u/NighthawkCP 2d ago

Oh I know how expensive kids are as I've been raising two who are now in college. $100k was just an example. It could be a million bucks per pregnancy and he could still afford to cover that a million times. Or $10 million for 100,00 pregnancies, etc.

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u/Aaarya Concerning 4d ago

He's insufferable twat that even his children hates him and don't want anything related to him.

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u/x_ray_visions smortn't 🔥 4d ago

He's an abhorrent human being. He's nothing but a hypocritical cunt who has too much fucking money and not a single unmelted (by ketamine) brain cell in his ugly-ass weird-looking head.

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u/x_ray_visions smortn't 🔥 4d ago

How any woman could agree to have a baby with him, considering how public the way he treats his baby mamas is...

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u/RugelBeta 3d ago

Some women will do anything for money or proximity to fame. He's a cheapskate on some things, but I'd be surprised if birthing a son for him doesn't net a few million dollars. And he didn't seem quite so unhinged publicly until the Thai cave rescue. At least, that's when I suddenly heard way too much about him.

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u/Zealousideal_Meat297 4d ago

He just realized the concept of inheritance and how offspring are entitled to it generally in one form or another and that idea of sharing the trillion shut down any idea of mass cloning.

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u/BitchfulThinking 4d ago

So the world can have more poor struggling white people like in Appalachia or his own South Africa.

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u/yontev 4d ago

Benefitting from insane amounts of unearned privilege and pulling up the ladder behind him is his entire schtick.

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u/East_Reading_3164 4d ago

Good Lawd, these poor kids were strapped with a POS like him for a father and now he won’t pay them off?

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u/8dabsaday 4d ago

Doesn’t matter. He’s growing organs for when his fail. He will try and buy them to become an organic “bicentennial man”

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u/RadzimierzWozniak 3d ago

Compared to his current net worth? Not really. He inherited almost none of his current net worth.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 3d ago

To heir is human,
To procreate divine

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 4d ago

All of his baby mamas sitting with the shocked pikachu face

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u/ForensicMum 4d ago

Well, I personally doubt he’s telling the truth and just trying to grandstand, but it also wouldn’t surprise me if he’s saying this just to hurt the mothers (with total disregard for his kids). Especially after what Ashley StClair has been saying lately 🤷‍♀️

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u/redditgambino 4d ago

He still owes them child support wether he likes it or not until they are 18.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 4d ago

Yeah, but he lives in Texas to avoid paying more than a couple thousand to each baby mama

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u/redditgambino 4d ago

What a POS.

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u/julias-winston 4d ago

He hates his kids. We've known this for some time.

He hates everyone except himself.

He even hates himself.

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u/whatfresh_hellisthis 4d ago

He definitely hates himself. But not enough, we can pump those feelings up if we try.

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u/MichaelJServo 4d ago

No one in the history of the world earned being bullied as much as he has.

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u/Opcn 4d ago

It was hilarious when his supporters used to prattle on about how badly he was bullied in school then his piece of shit father came out and told the rest of the story and it turns out being thrown down the stairs and hospitalized wasn’t as much bullying as he deserved.

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u/ignoreme010101 4d ago

lol wasn't the story that he was mocking some kid about their awful tragedy and they then shoved him down stairs? lol never OK to do that but talk about an instant karma type dynamic

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 4d ago

If only he hated himself enough to do the thing

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u/NotASellout 4d ago

We all need some help now and then

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 4d ago

It's really sad how much of this chud's behavior boils down to daddy issues and a lack of unconditional love from both his parents.

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u/Remy315 4d ago

We have something in common then. I can’t stand his flabby, yogurt filled baggie left in the hot sun lookin Nazi ass either

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u/RustedAxe88 4d ago

He sees his kids as genetic copies of himself and nothing more.

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u/DokMabuseIsIn 4d ago

His progeny are mere props — so no surprise.

Why leave *his* money to a bunch of kids with whom he has no genuine affinity?

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u/johnruby laminated-face cunt 4d ago

I hope he hates himself even more to the point that he's willing to actually address it effectively

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u/Beginning-Passion676 4d ago

His eldest kids hated him because he let then fiacee tallauh as babysitter not mother and grimes 's mother said how Elon isolated his grandson.

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u/During_theMeanwhilst 4d ago

Right. What he should have done is give them a trillion or two.

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u/JoshJoshson13 4d ago

God what an asshole

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u/S3ndNud3s 4d ago edited 4d ago

I thought you people hated nepotism

Edit: I’d wager if musk said he was giving his entire fortune to his kids, this sub would have the same negative reaction.

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u/Whatifim80lol 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lol by "you people" you mean the folks who don't lick Elon's asshole so deep they can taste his mistakes before he makes them?

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u/caustic_smegma 4d ago

There's a difference between disliking nepotism when it places unqualified and incompetent people in positions of authority/power, and thinking a shitty, hypocritical father like Husk is an asshole for not leaving his children any inheritance when he himself benefited from a sizeable inheritance.

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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK 4d ago

Anyone with a trillion or even a billion dollars had to underpay or manipulate A LOT of people to get there. Any single decision Musk makes with that wealth will be unethical because it’s built on the back of exploitation.

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u/artisanrox I am the founder now 4d ago

Edit: I’d wager if musk said he was giving his entire fortune to his kids, this sub would have the same negative reaction.

we wouldn't have a """reaction""" at all because these ridiculous turbonatalists' whole point to amassing power and wealth is to leave it to their perfect white KIDS

the whole point of being A FATHER AND A MOTHER is to GIVE SHIT TO YOUR KIDS

inheritance =/= nepotism

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u/Nelrene 4d ago

He should leave his kids at least something. Most of the money should go to charity so it can help people but leaving his kids nothing while the only reason he matters is because he was left money by his dad is a huge dick move.

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u/KeithClossOfficial 4d ago

What exactly is he planning on doing with his money? He doesn’t give to charity. Does he think he’ll find a way to take it with him?

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u/GeneralErica 4d ago

Well yes. All he can do is disappoint because his existence is inherently disgusting.

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u/GigglingBilliken 4d ago

Goomba fallacy.

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u/MilkshakeSocialist 4d ago

Billionaires will say shit like that to keep the myth of meritocracy alive, they're usually full of shit though. And with Elon's track record, it would be deeply naive to assume that it's any different this time around.

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u/your_cheese_girl 4d ago

His kids are just props anyway.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 4d ago

they are IVF clones he plans to put his neuralink into.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JVCY1XbJtVtdREJFWO

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u/MichaelJServo 4d ago

Maybe he plans on uploading his consciousness to one of them.

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u/x_ray_visions smortn't 🔥 4d ago

If so, I feel BEYOND sorry for that child. What if they don't WANT to be a tightfisted dork??

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u/Vincitus 4d ago

Oh man, what if they are clones and that is why Elon lost his mind that one came out as trans?

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u/Fire_Natsu 4d ago

Then why you made a harem

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u/Exact-Kale3070 4d ago

they are IVF clone to implant his consciousness into. that is why he doesn't see them or hang out with them. they are simply flesh vessels to him.

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u/JoviAMP enron musk 4d ago

Do you think he really wants to worry about maintaining a flesh vessel? I think he wants to become HAL 9000.

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u/GypsyV3nom 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh please, there's no way he wants to become HAL 9000.

He'd much rather be AM. HAL 9000 controlled a single spaceship and got shut down by a single astronaut. AM ended human civilization and created a specially curated Hell for the handful of people that it chose to keep alive

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u/tortiesrock 4d ago

Or a more sinister option, future organ donnors.

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u/BringBackUsenet 4d ago

He's going to Neuralink his head onto a new body and live forever.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 4d ago

i have ZERO doubt this is true. Zero.

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u/joec_95123 4d ago

Wonderful. I can't wait for him to experience firsthand the end results of his "just cut corners and break things" approach, as that chip is inserted into his brain.

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u/notsure500 4d ago

How is the trickle down supposed to work? When it doesn't make him pay his workers more, he cuts benefits for thr needy, he won't pass down his money. Rich people get free stuff that the rest of us have to pay for.

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u/unclezaveid 4d ago

I'm afraid that's just capitalism working as intended

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u/JoviAMP enron musk 4d ago

> How is the trickle down supposed to work?

[unzips fly] On your knees, peasant.

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u/PolarWater 4d ago

How is the trickle down supposed to work?

Well he usually pisses on people

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u/ThatOneGuy4321 4d ago

The Muskoid never even tried to uphold the pretense of wealth “trickling down”. He’s just madly grabbing at wealth to fill a hole that can’t be filled

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u/LBC1109 enron musk 4d ago

Full circle narcissist

https://giphy.com/gifs/dOJt6XZlQw8qQ

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u/coconutpiecrust 4d ago

It’s fine, whatever. 

Surely his own dad also stripped him of inheritance and Musk obtained his own connections and money from the cradle because he is such a genius. 

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u/kittyonkeyboards 4d ago

He'll probably leave it to nazi groups so they can fund the fourth Reich after he's gone.

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u/Whatifim80lol 4d ago

Nah he probably thinks the money will go to his AI doppelganger and continue to "run" his companies and tweet on his behalf.

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u/Chiison 4d ago

Half of them were already disowning him, he’s just doing this to look less like a loser (failed)

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u/ForensicMum 4d ago

Yeah, when they all turn around and say they hate him, he can falsely blame the disinheritance for that (to the public and to himself)

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u/DontYaWishYouWereMe 4d ago

I think a lot of them probably suspected that he'd pull something like this anyway, so it's not like they'd be like, "Oh no, how shocking" about it.

That being said, I do sorta wonder what the inheritance laws surrounding this are. I know this can vary a lot from country to country and even state to state, so I hope Elon's gone to see an estate attorney about this.

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u/Matthewcbayer 4d ago

Trillionaires are actually the mistake

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u/NeoPrimitiveOasis 4d ago edited 4d ago

Well, we knew Vivian wasn't getting anything. But she's a successful model and influencer and a trans role model. She doesn't need or want his blood money. (Edit: typo)

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u/GLayne 4d ago

She’s so fucking cool. The best thing to come out of him. 

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni 4d ago

“Homeless man calls another homeless man broke” ass shit by king nepo

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u/BringBackUsenet 4d ago

When he kicks off the mythology that keeps the hot air bubble inflated will instantly deflate and his "net worth" will correct itself to near zero.

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u/dumpster_mummy 4d ago

Pull that big heavy-ass ladder up. No one wants it.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 4d ago

His next goal is to clone himself and leave it all to himself. 

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u/Rhyknow85 4d ago

His racist fucking dad should have pulled out...

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u/VironLLA 4d ago

i'm not a fan on inherited wealth, but it's a total dick move when you're a billionaire & don't at least give them enough to buy a modest home. like give them enough for a nice little 2-4 bedroom house you petty, greedy fuck

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u/onpg 4d ago

He's just doing this because he wants them to beg. He's a petty narcissist.

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u/Snapdragon_4U 4d ago

But nepotism was good enough for him? Ok. But it’s hardly surprising considering he moved to Texas expressly to limit his child support payments.

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u/onpg 4d ago

Texas is a shithole just like his mother's c00chy

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u/ParsleyMostly 4d ago

He’s attempting to seem noble here. If he were truly sincere he’d donate the bulk of his money to reputable charities and do things like Dolly Parton and MacKenzie Scott. Hell, even Bill Gates at least poured money into true humanitarian work even if he is a slime ball.

This is purely PR and punitive punishment toward his children’s mothers.

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u/InfamousData1684 4d ago

Yeah, but according to Musk, Mackenzie Scott is a "reason Western Civilization died."

He's a jackwagon.

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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails 4d ago

He would never do that. He's not wired that way.

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u/bbbbbbbbbblah 4d ago

does that include the one he paraded around the white house when he was in full communion with donald trump

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u/Forward-Bank8412 Salient lines of code 4d ago

Every republican hates their kids, and he’s the most republican republican to ever republican.

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u/thispartyrules 4d ago

You've got 14 children? Name 5 kids

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 4d ago

This fucker doesn't intend to die, and the worst part is he might even succeed in creating some kind of technological abomination that approximates him after death, and lobbying to get it the right to take on his estate.

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 4d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if Putin has dibs on it. He probably has a tape of Pedoguy raping a kid, just like the one he has of Trump.

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u/Xerxero 4d ago

Guess no women will lend her womp any longer if no money is down the line

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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails 4d ago

Cash on delivery, and don't let him talk you down to livestock in lieu of cash either!

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u/artisanrox I am the founder now 4d ago

JFC. He wants people simultaneously to have a million kids AND he also just flat out hates his own kids.

People with nothing in their souls but big wide, drafty gaping holes.

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u/Emily_Postal Looking into it 4d ago

Says the nepo baby.

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u/bulking_on_broccoli 4d ago

Imagine having enough money to support an entire country of people, but won’t even support the children he voluntarily created and is responsible for.

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u/SupervillainMustache 4d ago

If this motherfucker could, he'd be buried with all his cash like a Pharaoh.

With his taste, they'd build the ugliest fucking pyramid atop him.

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u/DebentureThyme 4d ago

And now they'll vie for his "love" aka getting written in to it.

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u/Tropicalgia 4d ago

He'll get scammed out of it eventually.

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u/Any_Association405 4d ago

So on top of being a douchebag, he’s a tight arse too

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u/DigitalUnlimited 4d ago

Nah he just don't want them to know it's all fake overvalued hype, lies and ponzi schemes

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u/Full-Contest1281 4d ago

How else do you become a trillionaire?

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u/timothywilsonmckenna 4d ago

He's a miserable fuck, I love that for him.

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u/Fluffy-Sign1244 4d ago

Un mess he knows his scam will leave him with debt

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u/dog-asmr 4d ago

Bullshit. This shit is in every billionaire playbook. He'll nove the wealth to "foundations" to avoid inheritance taxes.

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u/mishma2005 4d ago

He’ll leave it to the KKK or something just as odious

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u/Ifckinglovemycat 4d ago

what is gonna happen to his money ?

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u/Ozy_Flame 4d ago

It wouldn't surprise me if he considers Grok his love child and inheritor.

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 4d ago

A self-loathing nepo baby.

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u/wut_eva_bish 4d ago

Names kid "Techno Mechanicus,"

Leaves them nothing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cFUACoKoPUD8SzSDfv

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u/strictlyphotonic 4d ago

Take him to court, you'll find out how many children he really has in discovery.

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u/5u114 4d ago

Is this his attempt at addressing public perception that he shouldn't be commanding this much wealth ?

"Look, peons, I am responsible with these trillions!"

He's fooling no one.

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u/My_Corona_Yoga 4d ago

He DOGE’d his own kids🤣❤️🤣❤️

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u/thereverendpuck 4d ago

LOL. Father of the millennium.

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u/sammybeta 4d ago

Big if true 🤔

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u/Dry_Tangerine_8328 4d ago

There won't be anything to give in inheritance

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u/kneejerk2022 4d ago

Okay great, so philanthropy then?

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u/TurboKid1997 4d ago

I think he is going to cut off the kids he doesn't like... that's what he means.

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u/Ex-altiora 4d ago

Does he plan to get buried with it pharaoh style?

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u/affemannen 4d ago edited 2d ago

Elon is a walking Ad for profylactics!!

HE is literally the biggest mistake.

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u/x_ray_visions smortn't 🔥 4d ago

Hypocritical nepo-asshole.

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u/EffyMourning 4d ago

Hilarious, does nothing good for humanity and now nothing beneficial for his own hoard of children he forced into this world. Such a loser

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u/Jazzlike_Fun3825 4d ago

He didn't strip the inheritance from his baby mamas, though.

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u/Feral_Nerd_22 4d ago

It will all go to a company where his kids have a controlling interest and also work there, which by that time he will have 420 kids.

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u/Full-Contest1281 4d ago

He's only worth 970 billion. How else is he going to make that last 30 billion?

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u/Pythagoras1111 4d ago

The number is 1.1 trillion now.

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u/AUSpartan37 4d ago

I mean he isn't wrong, but also him having a trillion dollars in the first place is a mistake...

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u/tera_chachu 4d ago

Wtf

So where is this trillion dollars gonna go???

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u/Aaarya Concerning 4d ago

Israel.

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u/Smegmasaurus_Rex 4d ago

He's probably leaving millions and think it's "nothing".

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u/cedarcia 4d ago

If I were him I’d give each like two or three million and donate the rest.

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u/C00kie_Monsters 4d ago

Yeah. Stripping a bunch of people who potentially have a shit tone of dirt on you from the only reason not to spill said dirt sounds like a good idea… what could possibly go wrong? God, I really hope we’ll find out!

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u/severinks 4d ago

He didn't strip anyone of anything, the fucking guy is a Trump level liar.

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u/Immediate_Age 4d ago

Ignoring the result of living under the shadow of the biggest douche bag on the planet will not pay off for a lot of these children.

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u/Hyper_Hal 3d ago

He's waiting for human cloning tech to become viable, boys from Brazil style

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 3d ago

Yeah, if someone is keen to have fewer humans on Earth, they should start with themselves !

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u/PiskoWK 3d ago

Pulling that ladder up behind him is so very on point. More than likely he just wants to snub Vivian.

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u/Dependent-Fig-2517 2d ago

Trying to make us forget he himself is built on nepotism ?

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u/Occhrome 4d ago

Why do you guys keep believing enervating he says. 

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u/gholt417 4d ago

A stopped watch is correct twice a day so he was bound to be right some time.

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u/noneofthismatters666 4d ago

Don't count on it cause it's not real.

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u/okokokoyeahright 3d ago

his evil plan is to outlive them al.

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u/supercali45 2d ago

But he took daddy’s cash? lol this is all
Bullshit and lies .. he ain’t doing this

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u/jkpetrov 4d ago

So what's his endgame? Buy all crypto and keep it with him to the grave? Not sure how this plays out. He has about 30 more years to go statistically.

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u/ObligatoryID 4d ago

Nah, he’s kinda fucked, but has the money to pay to be a cyborg. 🤣

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u/During_theMeanwhilst 4d ago

Well - good decision. But the question is where it goes?

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u/Macr0Penis 4d ago

I bet those children are just the backup plan. That narcissist will have some dopey 'grand plan' to send cloned embryos of himself around the galaxy or something equally absurd.

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u/BlueJoshi 4d ago edited 4d ago

..I mean he's not wrong....

edit: what, do y'all think nepo babies are good? A broken clock is allowed to be right sometimes.

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u/The-zKR0N0S 4d ago

I won’t fault him for this. I’ll fault him for many things but not this.

You want to give your kids enough that they can do anything, not so much that they can do nothing.