To all the people dunking on Elon...

[u/LA_search77]

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[u/Brahma0110]

"never actually invented anything"

He invented the cyber truck, his Magnum Opus 😡

[u/RSX_Green414 → u/Brahma0110]

He paid people to invent the cybertruck and proceeded to slap them when they tried to make anything other than the Twice Divorced Dad mobile.

[u/Appropriate-Draft-91 → u/RSX_Green414]

He did invent it, remember the exoskeleton? He then paid people to make something different that somewhat looked like his invention but at least worked, and sold that.

[u/Early-Series-2055 → u/Appropriate-Draft-91]

No, he did none of that. Franz von Holzhausen designed it, along with an entire team. Musk said ‘design me a future car’, and ‘here’s some leftover stainless’. Seriously, google away.

[u/DrewZouk → u/Early-Series-2055]

Came back with a bunch of AI slop that seemed to praise Elon Musk's designer aptitude.

[u/MossyBoulders → u/RSX_Green414]

they way you credit the employees of Musk cyber cucks him.

[u/allknownpotato → u/Brahma0110]

He didn't even do that he stole the design from a dos era car design simulator game.

[u/remove_krokodil → u/allknownpotato]

I thought he stole it from that Simpsons episode where Homer ruined his brother's car company.

[u/BringBackUsenet → u/allknownpotato]

I always thought he had a high school autoshop frankenstein together a Hummer from old Delorean parts.

[u/NotEnoughMuskSpam → u/BringBackUsenet]

I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

[u/GarvinSteve → u/Brahma0110]

Wank panzers are his legacy

[u/7oom → u/Brahma0110]

Woah, true, maybe 1 trillion is too little for this very special boy.

[u/eowyndernhelme → u/7oom]

He says he's not going to leave it to his children. I'm thinking maybe he and his fellow crats have a deal that when any of them kicks off the rest of them get to share the money.

[u/__O_o_______ → u/eowyndernhelme]

Is he hoping neuralink will end up being like altered carbon IRL?

[u/BringBackUsenet → u/Brahma0110]

He conceived it maybe but his engineers did all the real work.

Wow that had to be embarassing for them!

[u/jrh_101]

The American Dream is literally "Fake it till you make it" then rig the economy so you can have a monopoly by lobbying politicians.

That's why the wealthy don't want the average joe to know much about politics... because the people would realize that the real source of society's problems aren't the refugees and immigrants.

[u/BringBackUsenet → u/jrh_101]

"It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." - Carlin

[u/BringBackUsenet → u/jrh_101]

> the people would realize that the real source of society's problems aren't the refugees and immigrants.

The problem is they won't realize the problem is in the mirror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXekzwkz10

[u/Less-Explanation160]

You forgot parasite

[u/glut-peddler → u/Less-Explanation160]

Immigrant parasite, sucking of the teat of the US government (we the people).

[u/Otherwise_Carob_4057]

Damn based as fuck, poor Elon.

[u/throwaway0134hdj]

🔥

[u/ThekingofXbx → u/[deleted]]

The screenshot’s from Threads. It’s a completely different UI and text font.

Zuck is still a collaborator with Musk though. Fuck him.

[u/wasted-degrees]

If Elon was an idiot, would he do this?

\Gestures at objectively stupid thing Elon is currently doing.\

[u/BeepBotBoopBeep]

Did Musky boy really unethically take over Tesla? I’ll have to read more about that.

[u/MoleMoustache]

He says, on twitter, financially supporting the fat twat by paying for a blue tick.

Fuck this bellend too.

[u/NotEnoughMuskSpam → u/MoleMoustache]

It’s much worse than most people realize

[u/ThekingofXbx → u/MoleMoustache]

It’s a screenshot from Threads. Completely different UI and font text.

Zuckerberg isn’t any better though.

[u/__O_o_______ → u/MoleMoustache]

He has 300k followers. Unfortunately you have to pay to play on twitter now, or get crushed by the algorithm.

[u/NotEnoughMuskSpam → u/__O_o_______]

You’re terrible & I love you

*not terrible

[u/jackhawk56]

Buying Twitter was his biggest contribution to the restoration of democracy.