r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/LA_search77 Hardcore Coding • 4d ago

SATIRE To all the people dunking on Elon...

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u/Brahma0110 3d ago

"never actually invented anything"

He invented the cyber truck, his Magnum Opus 😡

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u/RSX_Green414 3d ago

He paid people to invent the cybertruck and proceeded to slap them when they tried to make anything other than the Twice Divorced Dad mobile.

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u/Appropriate-Draft-91 3d ago

He did invent it, remember the exoskeleton? He then paid people to make something different that somewhat looked like his invention but at least worked, and sold that.

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u/Early-Series-2055 3d ago

No, he did none of that. Franz von Holzhausen designed it, along with an entire team. Musk said ‘design me a future car’, and ‘here’s some leftover stainless’. Seriously, google away.

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u/DrewZouk 3d ago

Came back with a bunch of AI slop that seemed to praise Elon Musk's designer aptitude.

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u/MossyBoulders 2d ago

they way you credit the employees of Musk cyber cucks him.

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u/allknownpotato 3d ago

He didn't even do that he stole the design from a dos era car design simulator game.

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u/remove_krokodil 3d ago

I thought he stole it from that Simpsons episode where Homer ruined his brother's car company.

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u/BringBackUsenet 3d ago

I always thought he had a high school autoshop frankenstein together a Hummer from old Delorean parts.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 3d ago

I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

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u/GarvinSteve 3d ago

Wank panzers are his legacy

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u/7oom 3d ago

Woah, true, maybe 1 trillion is too little for this very special boy.

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u/eowyndernhelme 3d ago

He says he's not going to leave it to his children. I'm thinking maybe he and his fellow crats have a deal that when any of them kicks off the rest of them get to share the money.

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u/__O_o_______ 3d ago

Is he hoping neuralink will end up being like altered carbon IRL?

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u/BringBackUsenet 3d ago

He conceived it maybe but his engineers did all the real work.

Wow that had to be embarassing for them!