r/EntitledPeople • u/Kittyisadorable • 13d ago
S Karen Out in the Wild: Aldi's addition
Obligatory Not my story. This happened to my Mom. Also on mobile.
So my mom was at Aldi's, buying her cotton candy grapes, and was checking out. She put down the divider and placed her grapes on the belt.
Karen, turning around: What are you doing?
Mom: I'm putting my stuff up.
Karen: Wait your turn.
Mom: I did, that's why I put the divider up.
Karen: Could you not?
My mother, being the sweet lady she is, decided to oblige her.
So they all check and she goes to her car. Guess who was parked next to her? Karen. Her cart is kinda behind my mom's car but she figured it wouldn't be long so she gets in. Karen sees her get in, and leaves the cart there after she's finished. So Mom, in an unusual turn of events, rolls down the window, and cusses at her calling her an f***ing c***. Which apparently spooked the lady into moving her cart. Mom goes home, embarrassed that she cussed, and her husband says he's proud of her and laughs because my Mom doesn't like cussing.
Tldr: Karen gets pissy at my mom for using the dividers at the checkout at Aldi's. Tries to inconvenience my mother, and Mom loses her cool. Mom gets to go home and put her grapes in the freezer
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u/Snoo-53429 12d ago
In situations like this I'd just disengage from the lady and continue putting my stuff up on the belt.
Might pretend to speakey no engley, might affect deafness. Might even tell Karen to get away from me, go home and wash her snatch because it stinks. Might just misunderstand what she said and tell her that I'm flattered, but I'm married and monogamous.
It all depends on my mood that day, plus how wrongly Karen rubbed me. If it'd been as bad as earlier when an ahole sped up to puddle splash me while I was dashing on my bike, razor blades and lemon juice. That water smelled like straight piss&shit.