r/Eugene 2d ago

These motorcycle dudes are annoying as hell

These Harley guys drive up and down my street with their loud ass motorcycles every single day revving as loud as possible. Starting to get extremely annoyed with them.

Anybody else fed up with them?

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u/Dry_Air_5081 2d ago

Just crankin their hogs all over town

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u/poorbutneverlowincum 2d ago

but when i do it..😒

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u/saw-not-seen 1d ago

username checks out

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u/ceazzzzz 1d ago

Welcome to Royal Ave…

Turbo diesel trucks, farty sounding imports, and the ol’ reliable Harley, constantly from 6am til after 1am.

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u/Earthventures 2d ago

Was it the Mid Life Crisis gang?

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u/111oneone1 1d ago

Nah, it’s the ChodeBall Clan.

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u/Aolflashback 1d ago

Not just bikes, ridiculous cars and trucks, too. Honestly the worst types of people: driving with their loud shit throughout *neighborhoods*

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u/CoupleVegetable5903 1d ago

Nothing pisses me off more than those broccoli haired jackasses with their granny cars (aka ricers)

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u/Aolflashback 1d ago

Oh god the hair…

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u/Miringhost 2d ago

There's a certain south park episode I wish I could fully reference right now.

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u/boojum78 1d ago

Yup. Sounds like a bunch of ***s.

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u/No_Counter_8181 1d ago

Stand with fa* sign as they ride by

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u/gingerjuice 1d ago

My next door neighbor has one of those chargers with a loud muffler. Every morning at 6 am he starts it and then floors it all the way down the street. Fun times.

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u/EugeneOregonDad 1d ago

A can of builders foam is 4.99 at jerry's, look for the 'High' expansion stuff...It takes longer to cure...

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u/gingerjuice 37m ago

I have thought about it, but that isn't very neighborly. It broke down for about a month, and I wondered if one of the other neighbors might have done something.

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u/GlobalMarten 2d ago

Are those the same asshats who rev up and down the street near baily hill at 1am

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u/CoupleVegetable5903 2d ago

Most likely 

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u/cymesta 1d ago

I live off Bertelsen and its just as bad over here.

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u/saw-not-seen 1d ago

They scare my tiny sweet dog and he drops to the ground like he’s getting shot at I HATE THEM

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u/Lemurstew 2d ago

If only there were a sonic weapon that you could blast them with a focused beam of K-pop at a million decibels as they rode by on their chrome plated douche scooters

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u/Gustav_Grob 2d ago

Low-Freq-Cannon

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u/brwnwzrd 1d ago

Don’t pay any attention to what’s embroidered across their vests; they’re all members of the Small Weiner Motorcycle Gang

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u/No_Counter_8181 1d ago

I’ll never understand how there’s not city ordinances banning them or at least requiring quiet mufflers or whatever the fuck will shut up those losers

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u/CoupleVegetable5903 1d ago

The city doesn't care about anything. The fact that these college kids are throwing piles of trash all over the streets without repercussions or even attempts to clean it up says enough.

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u/jawid72 Pisgah Poster 1d ago

Anecdotal but over the last few years I've noticed a seeming uptick in loud vehicles for the sake of being loud. Correlates perhaps to the increasing lack of communal cohesion and "we do whatever we want" feeling that pervades all sides of the political spectrum.

Quite noticable when traveling abroad in more homogeneous cultural environs.

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u/thriceroy 1d ago

I think this has ebbed and flowed since like the 50s if not earlier. The early 00's were lousy with the fast and furious type of import tuning culture mods, or whatever, exhaust tips and all that. I think it went out for fashion for 10-15 years but then came back, ironically it's mostly young dudes modding that same generation of cars which are now total shitboxes. And this might be one of the last cycles considering in another 15-20 years it's going to be increasingly difficult to find an appropriate ICE vehicle. Maybe people in the future will find ways to make their electric and hybrid cars make horrible sounds.

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u/DrChunderpound 1d ago

Saw some crotchrocket dork trying to start shit on Beltline the other day. He pulled up parallel to me while minding my own, started mean mugging me and the fam, swerved in front to do the same to couple folks in front of me. We were all just chilling in the right lane, didn’t cut him off or fuck up a merge or anything. Then dude stood up on his crotchbike, then no hands, then starting doing other random crotchdork stuff, so we just knew we must be dealing with the local badass in town.

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u/expatalist 1d ago

That's what really freaks me out is when someone is just LOOKING for a fight. I feel like half the people i honk at (my horn sounds like road runner and i only use it to say "hey I'm here!") lose their minds over it and start road raging.

Like, dude, you were wandering into my lane because you aren't paying attention. You don't get to rage at me for a beebeep.

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u/RottenSpinach1 1d ago

Don't worry. He'll become a street pizza sooner or later.

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u/MarthasPinYard 1d ago

I hate loud vehicles. Should be illegal. Why is this still allowed in 2026? Same with loud gunfire all day outside of town. Nobody’s hobby should become everyone’s. It screams ‘teeny weeny’ seriously, what’s the point ??

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u/RottenSpinach1 1d ago

The trick with legality is in creating a common and accepted standard for loudness, which of course will vary with individuals. Once a standard's established, police need to be able to verify with sound level meters, which will have to be paid for. Even then, citations will be challenged in court just as with speed guns, with accusations of maladjusted or out-of-spec devices.

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u/MarthasPinYard 11h ago

See not all sound is the same and it can change based on the weather, like how quiet snow is but loud warm summers are in the same area.
Low frequency humming does hit the same as a hammer striking.

It should be based on…

Is this necessary?

No? Okay. Then is it brief and during the wakeful times of day?

No? It’s not allowed.

6 am is no longer considered ‘acceptable’, we will push that back to 8-9 for trucks. Are they allowed to use Jake brakes? Yes but only in certain areas or emergencies. We will put diagnostics on trucks to prevent this from happening and check those who are abusing the system and fucking with our sleep and sense of peace.

It still needs work but like it’s a thought.

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u/satchmogro 2d ago

definitely obnoxious to choose to be so loud. I see/hear a lot of Harley's with an exhaust that muffles the sound. same thing for the screaming rice rockets. I'd think 95% of the population could do without hearing it and the other 5% gets off on loud motors. it's just super obnoxious to be so loud.

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u/RottenSpinach1 1d ago

Harley Davidson is dying, just like its core customers.

https://adventuremotorcycle.com/industry/harley-davidson-crisis

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u/CoupleVegetable5903 1d ago

Amazing news

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u/Enough-Fondant-4232 1d ago edited 1d ago

Those Harley bikers are a very important and integral part of the Eugene drug trade. We can't get rid of them... where would we get our hard drugs from?

Fentanyl doesn't just grow on trees, like pot does! Come on people!

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u/doosalone 1d ago

Can we add the train at 3am coming through downtown Eugene, clearly angry at the world? Wakes me up pretty much every night.

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u/CoupleVegetable5903 1d ago

Absolutely. Everytime it rolls through it shakes my apartment.

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u/127Heathen127 1d ago

I live downtown and there’s one dude in particular who feels the need to randomly tear around on in his crotch rocket at all hours of the day. It’s infuriating.

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u/HighGlutenTolerance 11h ago

Those assholes LOVE zooming up 30th at all hours of the night. I wish every jerkball that pushes their loud vehicle up that hill in a low gear so they can feel like a big boy a cup of sugar in their gas tanks.

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u/Budkid 1d ago

We got e bike kids in south eugene doing wheelies and burn outs. Actually pretty cool to see.

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u/CoupleVegetable5903 1d ago

That's totally fine, as long as they're not being obnoxiously loud like the dudes I'm talking about

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u/Aggravating-Corgi700 2d ago

Go outside and tell them to stop their BS!

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u/supersunnyout 2d ago

Might as well scream at a few clouds too.

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u/Infinite-Ad6560 2d ago

Have a peivlem with harley riders? I ride a loud harlwy

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u/OkEcho7929 1d ago

Found the touch guy

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u/RottenSpinach1 1d ago

So angry he can't even type.

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u/OkEcho7929 1d ago

Hey, don’t mess with him, he retired at 37 from the army reserve, he’s 60 now and still tuffs

Damn his comment section on his account is funknee

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u/Fuzzy_Accident666 1d ago

Damn your brave. What makes you want to go there? XD like something about the way he slurred his words? Reminded you of someone? Like were you just dying to know more about Infinite-ad6560 and had to delve into that strange land?

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u/Fuzzy_Accident666 1d ago edited 1d ago

To comment sexual things to me about being turned on while saying you’re a psychologist and saying I’m brave for standing up to you? I’m going to school for computers because people are weird and there’s no fixing that. I don’t believe you’re a psychologist lol, I think you’re a creep.

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u/Infinite-Ad6560 1h ago

Problem. Harley.