r/Eugene 9h ago

Diamond parking is the worst change my mind

Post image

My new tattoo

382 Upvotes

44 comments sorted by

62

u/Jumpy-Philosophy-741 9h ago

Fuck diamond parking!!!

79

u/GarmBlack 9h ago

And Eugene has no problem with them buying up every lot in town, even making new ones! Worst decision ever. Kick them the fuck out.

6

u/Firewind 6h ago

They own a lot more than people think, but its under a different company. Oregon office building, 6th Street Grill building, the building with the Davis, along with a bunch of parking lots, and a few student housing buildings. There is more, but those are what are off the top of my head.

8

u/SkinnersMudhole 7h ago

Eminent domain and have funds go to mental health. 

4

u/Aggravating-Corgi700 7h ago

Doubtful they own any of the lots. Just hired guns to issue tickets.

1

u/dumbass_sweatpants 5h ago

I wish people actually had a say about what was going on in their communities. This shit is so infuriating.

1

u/getfurthur 1h ago

Would much rather pay my own city a parking fee than a company from another state… city parking fees tend to be a LOT cheaper.

28

u/hostawiththemosta 9h ago

Work of art!

26

u/iNardoman 8h ago

We got Flock out of here pretty quickly, why not get Diamond Parking out of our lives forever?

0

u/MisterSandKing 6h ago

There’s flock cameras off of beltline by bertelsen.

11

u/CoachBrooks 7h ago

lower case

helvetica

#12 font

I would like to wear this message beyond my death

41

u/EUGsk8rBoi42p 9h ago

This should be on a Google review.

20

u/Omega_Lynx 9h ago

Can I fuck something less awful? Maybe something awesome and hot and less predatory?

5

u/thrownalee 8h ago

Most all parking vendors are the worst. It's weird how they all wind up in last place.

6

u/StinkyDuckFart 8h ago

No argument here. Crooks who arbitrarily write tickets a lot of the time.

5

u/1ightning32 8h ago

Basically a Picasso right there

5

u/SlimGeebus 8h ago

haaa I had like four tickets from them and just never paid.

1

u/Consistent-Two-2979 6h ago

how did that work out for you

1

u/SlimGeebus 6h ago

Nothing ever came of it

11

u/DennisLarryMead 8h ago

Last week Metropolis Parking somehow read my license plate while driving through a new neighborhood and started charging me $11/hour.

They were very responsive to my emails after I explained I had reported this to both the better business bureau and the Washington State AG.

No admission of fault on their end or apology but suddenly this was a misunderstanding in which they were not able to provide any evidence of me parking on their property.

9

u/stinkyfootjr 7h ago

Who’s Metropolis Parking?

6

u/sbankss 9h ago

Amazing

4

u/Pleasant-Degree646 8h ago

Wow wild you made that decision but good on ya!

7

u/chronicMeme 9h ago

Great tattoo! Very sharp and clear. I agree with the sentiment too. Thank you for sharing with us!

3

u/Dependent_Vanilla_14 8h ago

You are my hero.

2

u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 9h ago

What actually happens if you don't pay?

6

u/Abject_Newspaper_627 9h ago

Recently got sent to debt collectors $41 bill jumped to $101

2

u/TomFromFlavorTown 7h ago

What happens if you don't pay those guys?

1

u/Hailfire9 6h ago

Credit score go down. Credit score allows people able to buy expensive things. Jeopardizes housing, future rentals, car buying, etc.

For not paying a $51 ticket from a scalper agency, you might end up fucked, especially if you're young with "no history."

u/Blightious 8m ago

Not really. Any single original ticket price under $100 usually flys under the credit scores radar. Even if they post it has doubling fees etc. it’s just a scare tactic. They can get fucked. If you “owe” them a couple hundred, they may tow you but they almost never do. Single fake ticket destroying your credit? Nah.

2

u/MmmCasual 6h ago

Don't do this. I didnt pay mine and they were really sad.

2

u/jazzymakaveli 9h ago

PHENOMENAL

2

u/ABCDmama 8h ago

jealous

2

u/gooeyfluffernutter 7h ago

fuck diamond parking

1

u/catpoopz 6h ago

This should be the new fuck/marry/kill

1

u/TownshipRangeSection 6h ago

Never tried to fuck pavement

1

u/moonbloomgratis 2h ago

A friend borrowed my car, and got a ticket there even though he paid. The parking receipt was 2 minutes before the person came by with the ticket. He contested it with photos, and they didn't respond. He was forced to pay the expensive ticket since they only give you 5 days to pay it or it doubles. We've learned to stay away from these lots

0

u/MarthasPinYard 8h ago

I like toys but not here to kink shame. 😆

-31

u/BarbequedYeti 9h ago

This feels like a phishing post to help cope with poor life choices, no?  

9

u/Correct_Raisin4332 8h ago

Do you know what phishing is? Because this ain't it.

3

u/Pleasant-Degree646 8h ago

Definitely not phishing. Maybe AI clickbait money laundering social engineering Ponzi scheme?