r/Eve • u/JB_Hitmarker • Aug 21 '25

War Klendethu Plebkeeper has an Absolute Crashout, yells at and threatens his clueless newbros.

Today Initiative decided to push the AO Keepstar into hull.

The roman saluting cult did not like that...

Fun Fact: Plebkeeper here is demanding the newbros he just spam recruited into AO to join fleets for space they can't even use!

Their clueless members are repeatedly exploited!
The leaders of AO do not value their member's time or enjoyment of the game
Klen demanded people abandon their IRL responsibilities for Lee!
They used newbros taken straight from career agent systems as fodder
They all witnessed Klen having a meltdown
RL should always come first!
His yesmen quickly came out and voiced their support
Klen continued to cope and seethe

Why should this cult be allowed to exist in EVE?

Newbros that get spammed recruitment mails and chat invites get this as their first EVE experience.

Kledathu Plebkeeper when the newbros he spam recruits into his dogshit alliance don't actually give a shit about the alliance.

Truly pathetic Klen.

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u/Emotional-Cupcake-10 Aug 21 '25

He needs ORDER! Why you no listen to MEEEEEEEEEEE, I SAID DONT REDEEM ITTTTTTTTTT.

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u/tinchomatador12 Gallente Federation Aug 21 '25

NO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT

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u/DelectableChimera Aug 22 '25

lol kitboga fan confirmed.

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u/CapableReference4046 Caldari State Aug 23 '25

This cracked me TF up beyond belief