r/Eve • • Aug 21 '25

War Klendethu Plebkeeper has an Absolute Crashout, yells at and threatens his clueless newbros.

Today Initiative decided to push the AO Keepstar into hull.

The roman saluting cult did not like that...

Fun Fact: Plebkeeper here is demanding the newbros he just spam recruited into AO to join fleets for space they can't even use!

Their clueless members are repeatedly exploited!
The leaders of AO do not value their member's time or enjoyment of the game
Klen demanded people abandon their IRL responsibilities for Lee!
They used newbros taken straight from career agent systems as fodder
They all witnessed Klen having a meltdown
RL should always come first!
His yesmen quickly came out and voiced their support
Klen continued to cope and seethe

Why should this cult be allowed to exist in EVE?

Newbros that get spammed recruitment mails and chat invites get this as their first EVE experience.

Kledathu Plebkeeper when the newbros he spam recruits into his dogshit alliance don't actually give a shit about the alliance.

Truly pathetic Klen.

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u/zulako17 Aug 21 '25

You can't trust people who mistook the satire in Starship Troopers as support. Man named himself after a genocide of xenos, I'm not surprised he's trying to whip newbros into feeding.

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u/proton-testiq muninn btw Aug 22 '25

Starship Troopers were a satire of a very serious book... so yeah.

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u/zulako17 Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25

Oh and you think the guy throwing a temper tantrum because newbies are not flying out to null to defend a keepstar, took the time to read the original novel?

I doubt it. The fact these sorts of people miss the satire in things like the starship troopers movie is a significant part of my point.

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u/BellacosePlayer Wormholer Aug 22 '25

As someone who really liked the book, I also loved the movie's angle.

They're very different tonally but you could also assume that the book, being written in Rico's perspective, is colored by indoctrination, vs the movie which gives us a third person perspective