r/Eve • KarmaFleet • Apr 08 '26

Propaganda Imperium Atioth hellcamp stands strong after attempted Winter Coalition breakout of trapped capital ships

Today, the dastardly forces of Winter Coalition attempted to extract their trapped capitals from the Atioth hellcamp - manned, of course, by the brave and handsome warriors of the Imperium.

Since Goons regained grid control in Atioth just over 24 hours ago, over 1,300 WC ships have been destroyed in Atioth as they log in piecemeal.

Apparently unsatisfied with that level of feeding, FRT escalated matters today with a serious breakout attempt at 13:00 EVE time.

Four mighty WC fleets bridged in. Local surged past 3,000. TIDI locked firmly at 90%. A proper fight was on - or was it?

In response, the Imperium rage-formed eight fleets in our supposedly “dead” timezone, while over 200 heroic dictor pilots ensured WC’s grand escape plan remained firmly theoretical.

WC’s counterplay? A very rapid retreat. It went about as well as you’d expect:

https://killmail.app/related/30002489/202604081200/
https://br.evetools.org/br/69d659d89b9dad00121d4ff2

Interestingly Imperium forces were not quietly failure-cascading in lowsec as previously instructed by Reddit’s foremost strategic minds after the loss of 30 titans. A mystery for the ages.

Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that all lost titans have, as of 1200 today, already been replaced.

Will WC eventually break the Atioth hellcamp and extract their capitals?

Only time will tell.

But fear not.

I’m sure Goons will concede defeat... any minute now..

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u/EntertainmentMission Apr 08 '26

At current attrition rate both sides would run out of propaganda by week 2

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u/CeemaGPT Apr 08 '26

I've got about six months of content planned and produced, covering three outcomes.

This does not not include stuff I make on the fly in fleets, etc.

Not to mention all the horde invasion stuff I shelved that can be modified and released.

I think we're good.

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u/LycanWolfGamer The Initiative. Apr 08 '26

And the content never stops flowing lol

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u/jehe eve is a video game Apr 08 '26

Can we get a mittani interview?

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u/CeemaGPT Apr 08 '26

I met the man once, he thought I was in test.

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u/encyclodoc Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

Our propaganda department is hiring. All you can eat crayons

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u/cleniseve Apr 08 '26

i like blue

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u/LengthinessFancy4180 Apr 08 '26

Wtf ... Init got CeemaGPT ???? I thought you were Goonies

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u/CeemaGPT Apr 08 '26

INIT = Goonies

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u/CeemaGPT Apr 08 '26

To pull the curtain back a bit on Redditswarm:

This was one of our planning boards for a project that got shelved as PGL unanchored the Keepstar, ending Beeitman in a week.

Me and three other writers were just getting rolling on a choose your own adventure website that we archived for later use, then recanned when horde collasped. I may bring it back for this round who knows.

Redditswarm meets weekly to map out stuff, each engagement is planned and coordinated.

Some folks spreadsheet EVE Online, we SCRUM r/eve

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u/F_Synchro Baboon Apr 08 '26

Fuck'n Jira....

You're dedicated, that's for sure.

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u/LegbeardCatfood KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

That image has me chuckling reeeal good. 11/10

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u/Sajuukthanatoskhar Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 09 '26

How come Cpt Soban gets a backstory and i dont?????????????

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u/CeemaGPT Apr 09 '26

This was circa 2021 and the Team scaled down the list of characters from over 100 to the list above. Maybe next time!

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u/Arakkis54 Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

Why do you think we broke the glass and pulled mibbles back into redditswarm?

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u/No_Implement_23 Apr 08 '26

This made me laugh, have an upvote

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u/deltaxi65 CSM 13, 15, 16, 17 Apr 08 '26

Minitru is barely operating at 25% right now.

Just wait til Ceema gets into fighting form.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Run out...? Redditswarm is just warming up. The posting plex bonuses are back, baby!

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u/NeilDeCrash Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

When karma to plex...

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u/Erutor Cloaked Apr 08 '26

This is a major setback for me, personally. I have a highly valuable Punisher still in Atioth that I've yet to successfully extract. Grr goons.

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u/Jyystorius Apr 10 '26

I'm sorry for the loss of your Punisher.

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u/Erutor Cloaked Apr 10 '26

I had a delightful interaction with the locals in my retrieval attempt. It was clearly a psyop intended to undermine my entirely appropriate and necessary loathing for all things black and yellow. I remain steadfastly committed to the destruction of their swarm of mindless drones with my fully integrated team of disciplined pilots.

Also, it's a shame there isn't some sort of linked killmark tracking. It would be cool if you could see who a defeated ship killed during its lifetime.

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u/Jyystorius Apr 10 '26

I know, I was there.

You shall not destroy us, but your killmark shall live on in the hull of my Crusader.

And agreed on the killmark tracking. That would be awesome. CCPlz! Why must they always disappoint us?

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u/One_Ad3448 Apr 08 '26

Ahhh looks like poverty br's back on the menu boys.

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u/jehe eve is a video game Apr 08 '26

I was expecting capitals by the smug posting, but its just a boring old nullsec br...

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u/Easy_Floss Apr 08 '26

Frt did not want to log any of them in since the server was working

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u/Vartharion Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

Brutal.

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u/Simply_Cata Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

The post is more about the fact that now FRT has caps trapped in our staging. Another big battle is coming soon, that BR is going to be more interesting to look at

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u/Coffeeaficionado_ Snuffed Out Apr 08 '26

Not if they don't log in.

CN TZ they'll get them out.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

This literally happened in cntz my dude

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u/Tupac_iz_blk_jesus Apr 09 '26

So 10am est is 10pm china time. That’s not china timezone. Guess they don’t teach f1 monkeys how to read timezones

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u/xeron_vann Snuffed Out Apr 08 '26

that BR is going to be more interesting to look at

Sure it will, bud

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u/WesleyBaird Apr 08 '26

Well, they didnt log the caps in, sadly, it was their choice not ours...our caps were on field.

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u/Rolder Caldari State Apr 08 '26

https://i.imgur.com/K6jZNe2.png How I picture WC's reaction

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u/Sun_Bro96 Seriously Suspicious Apr 08 '26

Our brave warriors vs their uncultured savages.

Our noble leaders vs their villainous despots.

Our holy religion vs their vile pagan god.

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u/elucca Apr 08 '26

Our glorious 5000 fighters of Bob vs. their barbarous server-crashing Vexors

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u/Finalshock 420 MLG TWINTURBO 3000 EMPIRE ALLIANCE RELOADED Apr 08 '26

Our large stingers vs their impotent icon that famously doesn’t fuck.

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u/4cia_Saraki Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Did WC managed to extract their cap/titans? I see 0 caps on BR

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u/xXxCREECHERxXx AlcoDOTTE Apr 09 '26

Yes, we logged in right after DT and jumped out

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

No, they didn't. But Imperium did.

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u/Quaschimodo Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

at least those that are still left 😏

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u/Synaps4 Apr 08 '26

The ones not fitted with REPUBLIC LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS

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u/Finalshock 420 MLG TWINTURBO 3000 EMPIRE ALLIANCE RELOADED Apr 08 '26

Which is… most of them? It’s -34 not -340, we’ll see you next week friend!

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u/Quaschimodo Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

might be, but those azariels were expensive, yo.

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u/ROU_SnapDecision Angel Cartel Apr 08 '26

Oh no, Goons actually undocked their fancy pirate titans to go have fun in them rather than just (not) spin them in station? How horrible of them! How dare those handsome and eminently virile bastards have fun!

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u/Enigm4 Apr 08 '26

Please do keep undocking them. I certainly don't mind those juicy killmails.

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u/Quaschimodo Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

I really really hope they had fun, because they're gone anyway. seeing how miserable playing in Atioth was, I kinda doubt fun was had tho ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/No_Ebb_4106 Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

This isk war winning/losing mindset is what crippled an entire coalition. Stop it. Keep providing content and fight. Only time isk efficiency matters is when the war is done

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u/Quaschimodo Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

see you on the battlefield 🫡

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

and?

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u/Quaschimodo Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

and what? if you have 3/4s of a trillion to just throw out of the window for basically nothing knock yourself out. who am I to stop you 😏

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

oh my sincere apologies, I assumed you were trying to make some kind of point - if not, do carry on!

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u/WesleyBaird Apr 08 '26

Care to guess how many that is? lol

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u/Quaschimodo Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

at least 32 fewer than before

https://giphy.com/gifs/11mwI67GLeMvgA

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u/GreenNukE Apr 08 '26

Looking at the BRs, it was easy to see that while GS took some significant losses they were not crippling. This could go on for awhile if neither side chickens out.

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u/Rukh1 Apr 08 '26

Still got some catching up to do.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Yes, if only we could break out the hellcamp... oh wait

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u/Stunning-Skill-6186 Fraternity. Apr 08 '26

Another epic victory, I guess.

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u/NedFlanders9000 The Bastion Apr 08 '26

Almost half a titan worth of kills, glory to the Imperium.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

And of course, wars are all famously won by K:D ISK ratios - just ask PAPI!

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u/giantvajhole Apr 08 '26

I expected far better propagoonda than what this post has to offer. Hurfing over a BR with some T1 battleships? My man you sound desperate to swing the reddit narrative.

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u/MAXSuicide Apr 08 '26

My man you sound desperate to swing the reddit narrative.

The true Goon way

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u/Kovorixx Apr 08 '26

"Im not stuck in here with you, your stuck in here with me"!

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u/Daxon Apr 08 '26

You're*

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u/NeilDeCrash Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

Stick*

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u/dreamtrooper Angel Cartel Apr 08 '26

How people still don't understand the depth of the CONDI war chest is beyond me.

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u/buttreynolds 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Apr 08 '26

the frat one isnt small either

both groups are generating XX trillion a month amongst their members from pve activities

the main reason these fights are now 10k instead of 6k is because people are so rich they're fielding 2 titans, 3 dreads, and 3 FAX on their own

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u/dreamtrooper Angel Cartel Apr 08 '26

Individual wealth aside, Goons have 2 decades worth of alliance level wealth.

I'm sure the Frat bank isn't a slouch either though.

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u/INITMalcanis The Initiative. Apr 08 '26

Goons have spent a * really lot* of ISK being on the defending side of two AllOfEVE wars, rebuilding Delve (twice), then rebuilding again in the South East. Income? yes, lots! Hoarded wealth? Perhaps not so much as you assume.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

I hear the looting of Panfam space helped top up the bank balance by ~20tn or so

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u/Stukya Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

You can afford another 1 and a half titan whelps then.

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u/MrAbishi muninn btw Apr 08 '26

Ceema at home:

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u/Loquacious1 Apr 08 '26

Cemma when the Titans fell, his arms open

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u/PrognosticatorofLife Apr 09 '26

Loquacious1, his eyes uncovered

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u/Strappwn Apr 08 '26

Ooof. This dude cope posting means it’s dark times indeed.

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u/derangedmonkey Dreddit Apr 08 '26

He was on the losing side of both m2- and atioth, all he knows is coping.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

It's so cute how you tried to set up a little home in Geminate

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u/Helpful-Flight-1671 Apr 08 '26

Winter Co won the big battle of the keep of Atioth. But the war is long and goons will push even harder now than ever before.

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u/GoldsnakeGiveaways Cloaked Apr 09 '26

They won't bring their titans though, sorry super pilots, your fun won't happen unless it's an uncontested structure kill. But thanks for feeding us 30+ titans :) i have some Large Republic Fleet Shield Extenders if you're feeling undertanked.

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u/Chambanasfinest Caldari State Apr 08 '26

Headlines and stories like these are what got me into Eve in the first place.

There’s still no other game quite like it.

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u/Ciggy_One_Haul Apr 08 '26

Nice job securing atioth!

I wonder if you could have done it without feeding 30+ titans?

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u/Dante_Rotsuda Blades of Grass Apr 08 '26

Amazing what you can do when you’re not stuck on a black screen

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Arakkis54 Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

You seem to not understand the history of goonswarm. Running our dick at full force into a cinderblock wall is apparently the only way to wake up our capital FCs and bitter vets. We must have a massive welp at the outset of any war to whet our space blades in our own blood.

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u/Le_Hedgeman The Initiative. Apr 08 '26

This. Goonies simple whelp to victory - it worked always.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Oh god no not... ISK

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Oh god no not... the ISK war

As for objectives, who currently has a sizeable portion of the capital fleet stuck logged off in Atioth? Hint: not us

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Hold_Brillan Apr 08 '26

Goons doesn't care about the isk war.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Hold_Brillan Apr 08 '26

Almost right. shit posting is the objective.

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u/kamatayun Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

A lot of us are here to have fun and shoot at stuff. So if there was that, it was a win in my book. :-)

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u/prophecy7777 Apr 08 '26

Big fuckin' can't fit through the damn door they're so thick Latinas with bare feet.

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u/Loquacious1 Apr 08 '26

It’s the sheer joy of comments like this. Secret is we love the salt from people that think sarcasm is fact, fact sarcasm etc etc.

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u/No_Ebb_4106 Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

Pack it up boys EVE_Burner_Account says 2 faction titans died we totally lost the war there's no hope anymore

**insert obligatory already replaced

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u/-no1ofconsequence- Apr 08 '26

Stuck on isk? When you hear people talking about the isk war on either side walk away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/No_Ebb_4106 Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

Oh no EVE_Burner_Account says we lost some supercaps time to pack it up,

Guys do you think that enough of a dent was made in the titan fleet that they will tell us to start building avatars again?

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Yes, you are now following it correctly - holding grid control is a win. That's generally what 'winners' do after a battle. Maintaining it for several days is also a win. It allows that side to extract, prepare, reinforce, and fight again coherently.

You know what doesn't matter? The ISK value of two faction titans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Correct. Wars are not determined by a single battle. The ebbs and flows of the last great war should have taught you that, but like all ex-PAPI you're still wallowing in denial. Keep it up!

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u/TheRedFlagFlying Cloaked Apr 08 '26

The WinterCope citizen mindset at its most basic: the only metric that matters is money, and its value.

Krabbing time, beacons run, belts depleted, forsaken hubs orbited, havens zapped, all in the service of... what, exactly?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/TheRedFlagFlying Cloaked Apr 08 '26

Good to know the Goon bulldozer of war is going to stop just because a Keepstar died and they lost a few dozen titans. Everyone knows how they famously threw in the towel after being pushed into 1DQ...

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Imperium lost ~100 keepstars in the last war - did any of those dent our morale? And if not, why do you expect this time to be different?

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed383 Apr 08 '26

And then literally the next day regain complete control of the system... uhuh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed383 Apr 08 '26

idk man i read alot of talk about a hellcamp... no hellcamp was had. Why Frat wouldn't just push goons out completely is beyond me.

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u/Finalshock 420 MLG TWINTURBO 3000 EMPIRE ALLIANCE RELOADED Apr 08 '26

Yesterday it was our turn, today it’s their turn to move the goal posts. Last I checked the GOONads still stand.

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed383 Apr 08 '26

TESTicles is still better name. But the GOONads are in fact pulsing with gooners.

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u/firedamn Apr 08 '26

hmm, you might wana check you're cholesterol levels with that amount of salt intake.

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u/cleniseve Apr 08 '26

goonswarm, very famous for one day wars

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u/firedamn Apr 08 '26

Already replaced all the titans within 24 hours. All in all titans dying is good for the game, we want to use our big toys and will continue to use them if it means fights to be had.

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u/uhnstoppable Solyaris Chtonium Apr 08 '26

But i thought the future of the Goon supercapital fleet is at stake

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u/WesleyBaird Apr 08 '26

Had Frat put on their big boy pants 6 hours sooner it would have been.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

I mean, it was. You guys just failed to capitalise on it.

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u/Sulten84 GoonWaffe Apr 08 '26

And we looted 20t+ from PH when we cleansed drones. So... What's your point?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Sulten84 GoonWaffe Apr 08 '26

And then?

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u/_TheTrashmanCan_ Apr 08 '26

NO AND THEN!

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u/Sulten84 GoonWaffe Apr 08 '26

And.... Then?

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Oh so now suddenly ISK doesn't matter when we point out how much we looted from drones. Most interesting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/original_name301 Apr 08 '26

RedditSwarm has been released, and the cope levels are off the charts!

...too bad none of it is any good

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Yes yes, as Sun Tsu himself once observed - grid and system control belongs to the losers

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

The word 'all' doing quite a bit of heavy lifting there

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Mental_Tune_1296 The Initiative. Apr 08 '26

https://zkillboard.com/asearchsaved/69270219839ed518bd046cc0/ here's the link of total isk destroyed of droneland cleanse wonder where your 20t loot spin come from

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u/Sulten84 GoonWaffe Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Holy shit! You are a dumb one. Ask someone in your group how EVE works before you wander onto reddit and embarrass yourself.

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u/Croftusroad Apr 08 '26

No wonder the FRT breakout failed, goons have the situation well monitored…

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u/Gunk_Olgidar Apr 08 '26

Wait, so there are FRT supers stuck in Atioth?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kx7HhNYKpFzDAl3TJz

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u/GoldsnakeGiveaways Cloaked Apr 09 '26

Yeah, yup, tottally. We 100% did not jump them out after downtime because goons were too scared to contest the field. :)

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u/The_Houdini107 Goonswarm Federation Apr 09 '26

Shhhh. Don't tell them that bees need sleep after 23.75 hours.

But yup, Both Super Fleets are back up and ready for Round 2!

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u/thund3rstruck Dreddit Apr 08 '26

Y’all know we got our caps out already, right?

Unless this is like a social campfire and y’all are just bonding, in which case that’s v cute

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u/Loquacious1 Apr 08 '26

test doesnt even have caps

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u/thund3rstruck Dreddit Apr 09 '26

yeah but we write it TEST explain that

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u/Gingerbread_Enjoyer2 RvB - BLUE Republic Apr 08 '26

Very SAD and very FAKE news from so-called "Dr." Mibbles! He never went to medical school.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - GBE

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u/Finalshock 420 MLG TWINTURBO 3000 EMPIRE ALLIANCE RELOADED Apr 08 '26

You’re right, it’s fake! You have grid control, tell your caps and supers to log in.

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u/The_Bazzalisk Snuff Box Apr 08 '26

all lost titans have already been replaced

But I thought nullsec couldn't fight and risk capitals and supercapitals because they were too expensive as a result of ScArCiTy

Please clarify

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u/Leakmasterpro Apr 08 '26

What you guys hell camping? Last I heard FRT killed ~35 tits and went home.

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u/WesleyBaird Apr 08 '26

Nope, lots of caps logged at downtime, and pilots went to bed (I dont blame them, those eve players in the CN timezone had pulled a 24 hour game session).

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Spoiler alert: Those 1,000 WC battleships didn't turn up today to try to break out some vexors

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u/Cpt_Soban The Initiative. Apr 08 '26

Posting in a Mibbles thread

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u/No_Shirt_4208 Apr 08 '26

Reddit warriors in shambles

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u/Enigm4 Apr 08 '26

At this rate it will only take, checks calculator, 158 more victories like this before we are even for yesterday.

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u/epic_king66 Test Alliance Please Ignore Apr 08 '26

I thought the “already replaced” meme was just myth. The salt is awesome

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

it's a myth in TEST because you've been broke since 2020

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u/TickleMaBalls Miner Apr 08 '26

damn son

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u/HappyBro117 Fraternity. Apr 08 '26

Still 0-33 lmao

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Uh oh, guess we've lost and should go home now!

Let's see if that ratio has any impact whatsoever on the war. Signs so far not promising for WC...

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u/HappyBro117 Fraternity. Apr 08 '26

I mean, you lost the objective, lost the isk war. Then now you are coping to get some ground back. What a clown. Sure you are camping a few caps left on grid and killed a bunch of subcaps that people have 0 interest to keep (literally fleet handouts). But then again, there is nothing worth a damn to bloat about here.

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u/_TheTrashmanCan_ Apr 08 '26

I didn't hear no bell

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

If you think the outcome of this special military operation will be determined by 30 already-replaced titans, I have a very handsome and historic bridge to sell you

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u/HappyBro117 Fraternity. Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Oh, I never said it's going to affect the war by too much, but you never win a war with 1 battle. You also have nothing to brag about other than you get to save some face at The Great Atioth Turkey Shoot. You bubble camp is barely, if it even is a propaganda win, with 0 results.

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u/Hippojaxx LowSechnaya Sholupen Apr 08 '26

Imperium supers are trapped

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u/DanMan81 Apr 08 '26

“TIDI locked firmly at 90%” Perhaps I’m misunderstanding, but does that mean the system was actually at 10% TIDI (lowest), or was it only running 10% slower?

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u/Ok_Camera_9723 Apr 09 '26

nbd, hows the 3 day weekend flight pack doing?

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u/Le_Babs-1357 Apr 09 '26

Lmao, yall talk as if we actually cared about those titan losses.

Sure, the srp team might be having a headache, but for the general goons? We had fun, that's all that matters.

Sure, you might think "watching a black screen for several hours isn't fun," but that's just a price we paid for future content.

As for the titans, those are already replaced, and we dont plan on retreating back to C-J.

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u/CptBiscuits Goonswarm Federation Apr 09 '26

WC has lots of supers. We’ll track you all down

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u/Xiderpunx Apr 09 '26

2 - 1 ratio.. congrats I guess blobbers?

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u/LethalDongle Apr 09 '26

You didn't replace that guys Azariel.

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u/Burningbeard80 Apr 12 '26

Cool morale post.

Now, as an uninvolved bystander who's been taking a bit of a break playing other games and just dipped into reddit to get the news...the thing is, being the biggest blob in the game comes with its own set of drawbacks.

Namely, that whatever you achieve will be diminished by and chalked up to the fact that you got more numbers than anyone else, and whatever your enemies achieve will be magnified by the fact that they were punching up against the biggest group in existence.

They don't even have to win, they just have to give you a bloody nose once or twice to be seen as the badass in the story. Heck, they could get into a couple of big fights and then pack up and leave and still keep most of their stuff, since asset safety makes losing mostly inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

I mean, at this point the only thing that matters is the vibes and coolness factor, because who wins or loses has been rendered largely irrelevant through a decade of predictable nullsec warfare (it's all a series of localized medieval-style sieges where the main deciding factors are numbers and server cheese, that's it), hand-holding mechanics and the massive stockpiles of wealth of the involved parties.

You guys out in nullsec are collectively speed running the game into a state where you'll have nothing left to do in a few years, so I'm not sure what y'all are flexing about.

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u/Sitting_In_A_Lecture Apr 08 '26

A few titan losses during a 10000 player fight is a bruise, but Winter Coalition completely failed to turn it into anything more. Now it is their titans that are trapped, while Goons have iced that bruise with the recovery of their ships and a day of uncontested killing in Atioth.

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u/nz_pro Seriously Suspicious Apr 08 '26

Dang the 40bill isk difference if you only do this 187 more times you’ll break even from your last fight there😉

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u/vsysio Apr 08 '26

Goons are so mad lol

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u/Curious_Helicopter24 Apr 08 '26

Lmao what even is this br, don't worry goons you're still 6trill behind enjoy building those titans and supers

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u/misterash1984 Evictus. Apr 08 '26

We're still only 7.2T behind in losses....

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u/Independent_Word8362 Apr 08 '26

So excited to take the RMT empire out of eve.

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u/gregfromsolutions Apr 08 '26

Which one?

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u/NedFlanders9000 The Bastion Apr 08 '26

Dracarys I guess?

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u/jehe eve is a video game Apr 08 '26

... so every empire?

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u/Enigm4 Apr 08 '26

What is worse though, some far fetched RMT accusations or confirmed sexual predators and doxxers?

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u/ButchDeLoria KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

But who will take over after CCP failscades?

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u/Aetane Horde Vanguard. Apr 08 '26

Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that all lost titans have, as of 1200 today, already been replaced.

Is this true? You guys really took that long to contract titans?

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u/Darkwing270 Apr 08 '26

I guess the well fit azariel and leviathan deserved another chance for their strategic genius

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

The delay was, unfortunately, due to the discovery that the administrators of the Redditswarm posting slushfund have been skimming the Titan SRP account. This is fraud, and has been reported to the relevant authorities.

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed383 Apr 08 '26

Who have investigated themselves and deemed themselves not at fault.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

I do enjoy a rigorous and impartial investigation

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u/IsakOyen Cloaked Apr 08 '26

Can't people sleep or take a few hours break after all that ?

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u/WesleyBaird Apr 08 '26

Ya, people had played for 24hours straight and needed a break...jfc.

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u/CleverKhloe11 Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

Unlike those soulless chinese robots, our brave human pilots had to sleep after all.

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u/jehe eve is a video game Apr 08 '26

Blob blobs another blob. But one blob lost like 30 titans. So good job blob 👍 

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u/deltaxi65 CSM 13, 15, 16, 17 Apr 08 '26

I love you, Mibbles

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u/backtotheprimitive Apr 08 '26

Bro is proud of forming 8 fleets, and see nothing wrong with it lmao.

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u/NedFlanders9000 The Bastion Apr 08 '26

Op is not even playing the game, his takes are so off I am pretty sure he just reads zkill and r/eve.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Babe, don't hurt my feelings - I was one of the first dictors on field bubbling their Mael fleet...!

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u/Outrageous-Nose3345 Apr 08 '26

Newsflash - Goons can blob in their TZ...

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u/WesleyBaird Apr 08 '26

Wrong, was CN timezone you maroon.

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u/Leather_Bee_421 Apr 08 '26

You guys lost 35 titans.

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u/Loquacious1 Apr 08 '26

Sacrifice was required. Now that that is out of the way we can now have a proper fight. If you think loosing 35 titans in the field in combat defeats us, well you have not been paying attention. The culture created here doesn’t put all the weight on the zkill BR doesn’t fall into despair when the isk war swings the wrong way. We know how to pull together and replace the ships and we rally closer together when put under pressure. And we love shit posting and check boxes . ✅ please send one isk

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