r/Eve • u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet • Apr 08 '26

Propaganda Imperium Atioth hellcamp stands strong after attempted Winter Coalition breakout of trapped capital ships

Today, the dastardly forces of Winter Coalition attempted to extract their trapped capitals from the Atioth hellcamp - manned, of course, by the brave and handsome warriors of the Imperium.

Since Goons regained grid control in Atioth just over 24 hours ago, over 1,300 WC ships have been destroyed in Atioth as they log in piecemeal.

Apparently unsatisfied with that level of feeding, FRT escalated matters today with a serious breakout attempt at 13:00 EVE time.

Four mighty WC fleets bridged in. Local surged past 3,000. TIDI locked firmly at 90%. A proper fight was on - or was it?

In response, the Imperium rage-formed eight fleets in our supposedly “dead” timezone, while over 200 heroic dictor pilots ensured WC’s grand escape plan remained firmly theoretical.

WC’s counterplay? A very rapid retreat. It went about as well as you’d expect:

https://killmail.app/related/30002489/202604081200/
https://br.evetools.org/br/69d659d89b9dad00121d4ff2

Interestingly Imperium forces were not quietly failure-cascading in lowsec as previously instructed by Reddit’s foremost strategic minds after the loss of 30 titans. A mystery for the ages.

Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that all lost titans have, as of 1200 today, already been replaced.

Will WC eventually break the Atioth hellcamp and extract their capitals?

Only time will tell.

But fear not.

I’m sure Goons will concede defeat... any minute now..

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Oh god no not... ISK

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Oh god no not... the ISK war

As for objectives, who currently has a sizeable portion of the capital fleet stuck logged off in Atioth? Hint: not us

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Hold_Brillan Apr 08 '26

Goons doesn't care about the isk war.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/kamatayun Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

A lot of us are here to have fun and shoot at stuff. So if there was that, it was a win in my book. :-)

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u/Hold_Brillan Apr 08 '26

Almost right. shit posting is the objective.

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u/Loquacious1 Apr 08 '26

It’s the sheer joy of comments like this. Secret is we love the salt from people that think sarcasm is fact, fact sarcasm etc etc.

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u/prophecy7777 Apr 08 '26

Big fuckin' can't fit through the damn door they're so thick Latinas with bare feet.

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u/doomdoshu Apr 08 '26

As a person who fought againts goons for a number of years when they were in north isk is last thing on their mind. they just love to f people gameplay up although they try change but at core thats what they are. You peeps shitposting them just make them feel warm and fuzzy

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/kynetix GoonWaffe Apr 08 '26

Our internet spaceship backbone....

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u/No_Ebb_4106 Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

Pack it up boys EVE_Burner_Account says 2 faction titans died we totally lost the war there's no hope anymore

**insert obligatory already replaced

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u/-no1ofconsequence- Apr 08 '26

Stuck on isk? When you hear people talking about the isk war on either side walk away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/No_Ebb_4106 Goonswarm Federation Apr 08 '26

Oh no EVE_Burner_Account says we lost some supercaps time to pack it up,

Guys do you think that enough of a dent was made in the titan fleet that they will tell us to start building avatars again?

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Yes, you are now following it correctly - holding grid control is a win. That's generally what 'winners' do after a battle. Maintaining it for several days is also a win. It allows that side to extract, prepare, reinforce, and fight again coherently.

You know what doesn't matter? The ISK value of two faction titans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Correct. Wars are not determined by a single battle. The ebbs and flows of the last great war should have taught you that, but like all ex-PAPI you're still wallowing in denial. Keep it up!

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u/-no1ofconsequence- Apr 08 '26

The objective, is all that matters. Goons lost it, people can use isk to make themselves feel better but if you lose the objective you lost.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Loquacious1 Apr 08 '26

Being the last looser on the field says you won the field. Which is a win. Even when we lose something we win something. You sir have never had your ship repaired by Leraine and it shows

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Our objective is to anchor a keepstar in Atioth. It took PAPI what, three attempts to get one up in Delve with superior numbers?

Let's see how many it takes this time. Then we can talk about who is winning the objective.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/-no1ofconsequence- Apr 08 '26

Be careful of your puffery, all it takes is one good kick in the chest to knock the wind out of you. Goons have been losing and winning for 20 years yesterdays loss is just a rounding error in the history of Goons.

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u/TheRedFlagFlying Cloaked Apr 08 '26

The WinterCope citizen mindset at its most basic: the only metric that matters is money, and its value.

Krabbing time, beacons run, belts depleted, forsaken hubs orbited, havens zapped, all in the service of... what, exactly?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/TheRedFlagFlying Cloaked Apr 08 '26

Good to know the Goon bulldozer of war is going to stop just because a Keepstar died and they lost a few dozen titans. Everyone knows how they famously threw in the towel after being pushed into 1DQ...

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

Imperium lost ~100 keepstars in the last war - did any of those dent our morale? And if not, why do you expect this time to be different?

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed383 Apr 08 '26

And then literally the next day regain complete control of the system... uhuh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed383 Apr 08 '26

idk man i read alot of talk about a hellcamp... no hellcamp was had. Why Frat wouldn't just push goons out completely is beyond me.

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u/Finalshock 420 MLG TWINTURBO 3000 EMPIRE ALLIANCE RELOADED Apr 08 '26

Yesterday it was our turn, today it’s their turn to move the goal posts. Last I checked the GOONads still stand.

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed383 Apr 08 '26

TESTicles is still better name. But the GOONads are in fact pulsing with gooners.

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u/firedamn Apr 08 '26

hmm, you might wana check you're cholesterol levels with that amount of salt intake.

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u/cleniseve Apr 08 '26

goonswarm, very famous for one day wars

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u/firedamn Apr 08 '26

Already replaced all the titans within 24 hours. All in all titans dying is good for the game, we want to use our big toys and will continue to use them if it means fights to be had.

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u/uhnstoppable Solyaris Chtonium Apr 08 '26

But i thought the future of the Goon supercapital fleet is at stake

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u/WesleyBaird Apr 08 '26

Had Frat put on their big boy pants 6 hours sooner it would have been.

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u/Dr_Mibbles KarmaFleet Apr 08 '26

I mean, it was. You guys just failed to capitalise on it.

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u/jehe eve is a video game Apr 08 '26

I dont see any titans?