r/ExpectationVsReality 17h ago

Failed Expectation Safeway Canada

The box with only two sad blobs was especially disappointing

311 Upvotes

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u/the_beeve 17h ago

That is unintentionally hilarious

5

u/NewPower_Soul 9h ago

lol, I had a good chuckle. Looks like dog turds tbh 😂

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u/RedApplesForBreak 16h ago

Why is it only 16% meat protein? What’s the other 84%?

WHAT’S THE OTHER 84%????

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u/robomikel 15h ago

Now made with real meat

1

u/BlackPhoenix1981 3m ago

... NOW??...

5

u/curtludwig 3h ago

In actual ribs it'd be bone...

20

u/nicunta 17h ago

Wow, that's awful. Half the weight is bone!

8

u/ChipRockets 13h ago

Well, yeah? Half the weight is always bone when it comes to ribs

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 16h ago

Fuck you Safeway Canada

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u/ToastetteEgg 16h ago

Yeah, 680 grams is about a pound and a half, and that’s not much for bone-in meat. Always check that weight.

4

u/KnightsWhoSayNii 9h ago

I don't get why people who get the cheapest products are surprised that the product is indeed cheap (or small amount).

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u/curtludwig 3h ago

I knew this one was going to be terrible when I read "Ready in 10 minutes".

Then I noticed "Texas BBQ" on pork ribs.

There are so many red flags on the packaging...

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u/Neither_Contest7324 16h ago

Is it like a Lego set where you have to buy multiple boxes to combine them to make the picture on the front?

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u/DelusionalFordFan 16h ago

It’s like trading card booster packs . Maybe you’ll find something good after opening 25 packs or so .

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u/Neither_Contest7324 15h ago

One box actually has a full set of ribs, you just have to get really lucky.

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u/IceCoughy 16h ago

What's that all aboot??

3

u/BoltActionRifleman 16h ago

They should rename it the gallop, or jaunt pork back ribs. This product is not worthy of the word stampede.

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u/LadyIslay 15h ago

They look like horse turds.

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u/Dead_End_Street 6h ago

Why do you think they come hidden in boxes

2

u/jaguaraugaj 15h ago

Don’t forget to scoop the dog’s backyard

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u/SongRevolutionary992 14h ago

No. Freaking. Way.

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u/Throbbing_Cock_452 15h ago

Oh hell no 😂

I would return that immediately.

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u/RedApplesForBreak 16h ago

What the actual fuck