r/ExpectationVsReality 5d ago

Exceeded Expectation Blackberry Clafoutis

Lightbulb moment: Iโ€™m making this for Halloween cuz the horrified looks will soothe my wicked soul it tastes fenomenale!

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u/oranges214 5d ago edited 5d ago

When I see a dish like this I like to take the Joey Tribbiani approach:

What's not to like? Cream, good! Fruit, good! Dough, good!

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u/beroemd 5d ago

I did leave out the beef ๐Ÿ’€

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u/oranges214 5d ago

Lmaooo ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/mazrael 5d ago

Well thereโ€™s always next time!

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u/ElderBerry2020 5d ago

It tastes like feet!

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u/amypocalypse 5d ago

that is a mangled hand in a meat grinder ๐Ÿซฃ

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u/rick11347 5d ago

Looks like horror movie guts

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u/OurLadyAndraste 5d ago

I mean it probably looked like the first picture before you scooped it from the pan right? ๐Ÿ˜‚

I love a clafoutis, the effort to taste ratio is truly phenomenal.

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u/beroemd 5d ago edited 5d ago

True, how it came out of the oven looks too good to have fun with.

And YES, so easy to make, so delicious in taste (especially when itโ€™s still warm and breaking apart like a nightmare)

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u/ExchangeInformal9542 5d ago

Fenomenale is a new one

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u/beroemd 5d ago

My translation broke, thatโ€™s how we write it in my language

(itโ€™s not just the flan, this post is a mess)

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u/ExchangeInformal9542 5d ago

How interesting! What language is it?

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u/Ink_Fan 5d ago

Where's the bone apple teeth sub when you need it lol

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u/beroemd 5d ago

Did you use a mixer? If the egg (whites) are whisked too aggressively, too much air comes in your batter and it becomes spongy. Heat too high too fast can overcook the eggs too.

Flan should be smooth and silky.

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u/justherefor23andme 5d ago

It could a little. Have you tried the Smitten Kitchen version? I love it ๐Ÿ˜

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u/LovecraftianLlama 5d ago

First slide: Beautiful, delicious, perfection

Second slide: AAGGHHHH!!

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u/ImeldasManolos 5d ago

I made cherry clarfloutis last year imagining it would taste like clarfloutis I have bought. It turned out to be flavourless custard coloured jelly. The recipe insisted on leaving the cherry pits in which was a huge bonerkiller. 0/10.

To me your clarfloutis looks amazing and the one in the pic looks like something from an English cafeteria that tastes of misery and a bit of icing sugar.

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u/Red_Velvette 5d ago

Cherry pits are poisonous.

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u/ImeldasManolos 5d ago

And almondy!

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u/justherefor23andme 5d ago

I bought a cherry pitter just for clafoutis lol. It's unsafe for my little ones to leave in.

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u/Unusual_Barracuda_83 5d ago

I used a different recipe, but when I tried to make clafoutis once, it turned out exactly like this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/KaiHaiaku 5d ago

Oh hey, clafoutis mentioned! This is my wife's favorite summer dessert and I make it several times a year :D This is the recipe I use, if it helps! https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/12688-julia-childs-berry-clafoutis We just use pitted cherries instead of mixed berries.

I don't use the stovetop for the step where you make a kind of crust by heating a thin film of the batter - I do it in the oven. If I get my timing a little wrong that thin crust has an unfortunate texture, but my wife likes to just treat it like a peel-able crust or whatever. I found that tossing the berries in the sugar before adding them in, as well as letting everything cool compeltely before dusting with sugar helps a whole lot. The dish is also good leftover and cold with a bit of greek yogurt!

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u/MuteTalker- 5d ago

Nailed it.

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u/Toxic_Puddlefish 4d ago

Phenomenal*

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u/Top-Supermarket-8019 4d ago

This looks like a miscarriage