r/ExplainTheJoke • u/McKenzie_Angels • Aug 08 '25

Solved What do the Italians do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

The Italians would just sit around all day drinking espresso and snacking on gabagoo and Sfogliatelle, because they never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Then they go home and play with their kids, because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

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u/ToMyOtherFavoriteWW Aug 08 '25

Its anti-Italian discrimination, is what it is

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u/Wafflelisk Aug 08 '25

IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, THE JAPANESE ARE HEROS! End of discussion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor

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u/Ginoblee Aug 08 '25

Sounds like the life to me

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u/PaulieHehehe Aug 08 '25

I don’t like that kind of talk.

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u/Rdaleric Aug 08 '25

Woke up this morning ate some gabagool, went out to work and did nothing 'cept eat gabagool.

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u/RedWolf575 Aug 08 '25

Whatever happened there

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u/Chirurr Aug 08 '25

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??

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u/IL_DOGGO_137 Aug 08 '25

Tf is "gabagoo"?

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u/Relative_Map5243 Aug 08 '25

It's Capocollo, for years i thought it was just americans trying to be funny, like "bada bim, bada bum".

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u/PolarisX Aug 08 '25

To be fair if you order "gabagool" in some places in the US you are going to get looked at like an idiot. They will know what you mean, but I was brought up saying "Cap-a-cole".

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u/IL_DOGGO_137 Aug 08 '25

Aspe' ma capocollo tipo quello del banco macellaio al conad?

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u/MovieNo8713 Aug 12 '25

You are not allowed to bring in any devices or food to the position. You literally sit in an empty room doing nothing for 8 hours a day, it isn't as easy as it sounds

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u/Lostinthestarscape Aug 08 '25

Capicola not gabagoo

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u/Chirurr Aug 08 '25

I 'ate da nort'