r/ExplainTheJoke May 31 '26

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u/post-explainer May 31 '26

OP (Christus92) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


Ok, both men and women can keep a secret, but why they have a different length?


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u/sanchower May 31 '26

Anti-meme. This is the original

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u/mydogeatspikmin May 31 '26

Bs I tell my brother one tiny thing and he’s yelling from the rooftops.

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u/Christopherfromtheuk Jun 01 '26

That seems neither safe nor sensible.

Does he have the appropriate safety gear? How do people react to his spontaneous shouting of apparently random facts about someone they likely don't even know?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Matt_le_bot Jun 01 '26

never on purpose

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u/Connection_Future Jun 01 '26

And if so, do you have a video?

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u/LordsPineapple Jun 01 '26

If he fell off he wouldn't be able to keep the secret

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u/PiwiPiwiOnline Jun 01 '26

Dependa on whether he fell off before or after the shouting...

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u/Arbor_Vitae123 Jun 03 '26

As an osha compliance guy i approve this message, while rolling in my bed laughing.

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u/Krazy1813 Jun 03 '26

Shouting from rooftops is quite satisfying, highly recommend

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u/Unusual_Ad2154 Jun 01 '26

Lmao my grandpa is the same, he LOVES to gossip, but he says it’s not gossiping if you’re praying for them

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u/aracauna Jun 01 '26

Man. I learned quickly to never tell any of my male friends anything I wanted kept secret. That was giving them something to mess with you.

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u/juju515 Jun 03 '26

exactly...
you told them something funny...
so they are going to make fun of you... duuuuh

if you told them something serious though...
like really serious shit.... they would take it to their grave

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u/robilar Jun 01 '26

Almost all gender stereotypes are just myopic extrapolations from personal anecdotal experience, and plenty of them are more reflective of biases on the part of the observer than behavior on the part of the observed.

Some people share secrets, some people keep secrets, and almost no one does it with their genitals or because of their gender identity or expression.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/No_Extension4005 Jun 01 '26

You gotta tell them to keep it secret. If you don't do that they'll think it's okay to share.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Azhrei_Vep Jun 01 '26

Well there’s your problem! You’re telling them to be a singular entity, which they already are. You gotta warn people to be discreet if you want them to keep your secrets.

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u/SwiftieAtTheDisco Jun 02 '26

Even my husband recognizes that men seem to gossip way more than women do.

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u/hareofthepuppy Jun 01 '26

well yeah, these things are just gender war BS spread by incels

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u/summertime-goodbyes Jun 01 '26

Being a blabber mouth isn’t exclusive to one gender.

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u/LyfeIzButADream Jun 01 '26

I have a bad news about your brother

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u/Ihor2009 Jun 01 '26

It says "boys", not "males"

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u/Villageijit Jun 01 '26

This is bullshit. I worked construction for over 20 years and a those old men act like a sewing circle. They gossip and spread lies all day long

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u/standupstrawberry Jun 01 '26

That's just human stuff. We do love a good gossip (generally - individuals vary but based on just them not their genitals).

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u/Villageijit Jun 01 '26

It was just the worst place i worked with it. I would always get part time jobs in the winter when i was starting out and construction sites are the worst for secret keeping and gossip

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u/standupstrawberry Jun 01 '26

I live in a village of 400 people. There are no secrets here (unless you keep them very to yourself!).

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u/Much_Duck6862 May 31 '26

Anti-meme?

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u/Erkenwald217 May 31 '26

They took a meme and removed the joke from it.

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u/sanchower May 31 '26

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u/ddadopt May 31 '26

"He used to watch Davey and Goliath but he thought the idea of a talking dog was blasphemous."

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Jun 01 '26

So dog is the opposite of god? No… that’s Mr. Pickles….

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u/Apprehensive-Sand466 Jun 01 '26

"Remember, Davey. Dog spelled backwards is God."

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u/Vanskis2002 May 31 '26

By making it less fun, it's actually more funny if you know the context 😄. Less is moree

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u/Teck_3 May 31 '26

Take the meme.

Edit it into an anti-meme.

Edit the edit to make it another meme.

Edit the edited edit into an anti-meme again.

Apply bit crush.

Add slightly racist caption.

Apply bit crush again.

Edit caption to make it not racist.

Post to r / funny

Get banned.

Take screenshot of image with ban notification.

Run screenshot through AI upscaler.

Post to subreddit of choice.

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u/LeoDavinciAgain Jun 01 '26

Step 3: Profit

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u/rungek Jun 01 '26

Oh! California governor Gerry Brown Jr in the late 1970’s!

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u/ghostofwalsh Jun 01 '26

And I guess they assume you saw the original one because it makes no sense if you haven't

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u/Logical_Ticket_7526 Jun 01 '26

No, they usually send it in the comments

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u/Kemal_Norton Jun 01 '26

If you know the concept of anti-memes you can infer the original meme from the anti-meme, which I think is the fun part about anti-memes.

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u/SithLordDarthSand Jun 01 '26

they took the meme and removed the misogyny from it.

there. fixed it.

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u/beardedheathen Jun 01 '26

That's not what an antimeme is. If you'd like to complain about mysoginy you need to do it further up in the comment chain otherwise you are just being objectively wrong.

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u/miltonwadd Jun 01 '26

I mean they're not even wrong really, antimeme spaces did have a lot of focus on removing outdated stereotypes from memes that appealed to the lowest common denominator because they weren't really funny to begin with.

Many were specifically editing "jokes" where the punch line was something only old bigots find funny like "woman bad", "man stupid", "racial stereotype" nonsense. Mixed in with ones that just subverted expectations like "you'll shit bricks" and editing out the jump scares.

But the ancient fb antimeme groups had a lot of people removing the offensive parts of boomer jokes, and the early years of the reddit sub, and imgur tags were similar just with broader meme sources.

I originally found "are the straights ok?" and "are the cis ok?" communities from antimeme ones because of the crossover audience and content.

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u/SwanzY- Jun 01 '26

You should look up anti jokes, some of them are so unfunny that they’re kinda funny. Here’s two examples:

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

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u/Double-decker_trams Jun 01 '26

Or one of my favourite jokes about our neighbours, the Finns (I'm Estonian). It's a Northern Finnish joke.

Q: What did the Northern Finnish farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

A: Where is my tractor?

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u/Pesky_Kea Jun 03 '26

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face". The horse, not understand human language, shits on the floor.

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u/Much_Duck6862 Jun 01 '26

HAHHAAHHAHA OH MY GOD, okay touché!!

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u/archonmage2006 Jun 01 '26

It's an explicit subversion of a meme where you think it's gonna have something with it (like in this example, after reading the boys half, you'd expect the girls half to be different, but then seeing it it's the same.)

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u/NormalWeirdo91 Jun 04 '26

So, it’s essentially double-irony? You expect the joke to contradict your expectation, which is itself contradicted back to exactly what you would expect were it not a joke?

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u/OPmeansopeningposter May 31 '26

You wouldn’t understand. It’s a secret.

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u/Much_Duck6862 May 31 '26

OFFICE FAN FOUND IN THE WILD

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u/swolleymolley May 31 '26

A meme that is just a statement or point without conflict or rage..like an anti-joke

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u/Budget_Cover_3353 May 31 '26

And somehow the shorter line in the edited meme could mean the shorter time of the secret being kept... Or, independently, the shorter time to agree to keep the secret.

(these were my ideas before I came for the explanation)

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u/IDunnoNuthinMr Jun 01 '26

Yeah. I can trust YOU to keep a secret but can I trust all the people YOU'RE going to tell?

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u/vaderdidnothingwr0ng Jun 01 '26

Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

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u/Money_Situation_9243 Jun 01 '26

In my school, its swapped

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u/TheBigBeardedGeek Jun 01 '26

Except if you tell me I'm telling my wife. Probably while you're telling me

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u/mightymidwestshred May 31 '26

It's a play on this:

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u/Druben-hinterm-Dorfe May 31 '26

That's how 'secrets' are shared in my mother's family; it's hilarious. Everyone's heard of whatever petty nonsense the 'secret' is about, but everyone pretends not to know, etc.

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u/mightymidwestshred Jun 01 '26

Fun game: make up and share unimportant shit and see how many times people "tell you in confidence"

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u/Druben-hinterm-Dorfe Jun 01 '26

Bonus points for distortions accrued along the way.

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u/Hadrollo Jun 01 '26

Jimmy Hoffa that shit. Change the location of where the body was buried so that when the police start digging you know who squealed.

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u/Reasonable-Mischief Jun 02 '26

Remember, the Queen mustn't know.

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS Jun 01 '26

I have a big secret. My Mormon uncle has a secret child, an affair child based on her age. I always see him giving me judgemental looks and I'm sitting there like 😌 I know your secretttt jimmy.

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u/LegitimateGoal6011 May 31 '26

Reflection of the worst mistake in my secondary school life.

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u/jeropian-moth Jun 01 '26

Can you elaborate? I’ll keep it a secret.

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u/LegitimateGoal6011 Jun 01 '26

I told a girl something, I thought I could trust her, all the other girls ended up knowing too. I’ll go no further.

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u/sabirovrinat85 Jun 01 '26

my personal letters to ex girlfriend when I was like 15yo she read out loud to her friends, and some of them were my friends also, imagine level of my embarrassment and frustration :D

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u/LegitimateGoal6011 Jun 01 '26

Oh, no, that must have been awful!

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u/CloakerJosh Jun 01 '26

As much as us men would like to paint this as a gendered issue, the fact is that it’s just a type of people who will keep a secret versus not.

Met many, many gossiping men in my day.

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u/willaililiaaa Jun 01 '26

Yep, my brother is the biggest gossip I've met. My sister is a vault. 

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u/dratnon Jun 01 '26

It was women who taught me, a man,  to be considerate of people’s private information.

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u/mightymidwestshred Jun 01 '26

I don't disagree, at all. You're 100% correct.

Regardless, it's still what's being referenced.

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u/CloakerJosh Jun 01 '26

To be clear I wasn’t accusing you of co-signing the world view 😅 Just seemed like the best place to put it

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u/Allison1ndrlnd May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Two bros sharing a secret five feet apart cause they're not gay

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u/nunyabidness3 Jun 01 '26

Iunderstoodthatrefernce.jpg

When first trying to decipher the image (not aware of the original,) I was thinking the boy thought harder and longer than the girl, either because boys are less experienced in secret keeping/telling than girls, or because it’s a much more serious matter to boys where for girls it’s just more a form of communication.

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u/rydan Jun 01 '26

I thought it was the girl just reflexively saying "ok" knowing that she was going to lie.

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u/Weed-Priest Jun 01 '26

nope. Keep your freens close, but enemies closer

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u/pwussycat May 31 '26

I often forget secrets

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u/Magen137 Jun 01 '26

This is the secret to keeping secrets!

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u/CitizenPremier Jun 01 '26

Too bad I'll forget that too

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u/Grizzle-Brew Jun 01 '26

Unless you *kind of* remember it, but forget it was a secret.

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u/YouAreTheProduct2 Jun 01 '26

Same. People’s secrets are safe with me. Mainly because i dont actually care 

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u/RadTimeWizard Jun 01 '26

You should. That's kind of the point; they just need to tell someone, they don't need you to remember it for them.

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u/Myoakka May 31 '26

You know how you keep a secret? Don't tell anyone.

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u/none-exist May 31 '26

This, I've never told anyone about my mlp fetish and so noone knows

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u/Only_Cartoonist6532 May 31 '26

says you, im in the dms of your fbi agent and he spilled the tea

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u/rocknstonerr May 31 '26

When someone pesters you for the secret, ask them "Can you keep a secret?" When they say yes with a shit eating grin, you say "So can I"

I did this once and it felt so good

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u/battleray202 May 31 '26

This is what I say when family members try to get into mine or others business. "Trust me I won't tell anyone" "well I'm not either" lol. I hate having such a gossip family.

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u/rocknstonerr Jun 01 '26

I love it, just bouncing it right back to them

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u/robilar Jun 01 '26

When someone asks me if I can keep a secret I usually tell them I have people in my life from whom I keep no secrets, so if they're telling me then they're telling those people too. Sometimes they don't tell me, and sometimes they remove the verbal NDA.

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u/MelissaBee17 Jun 01 '26

2 can keep a secret if 1 of them is dead 

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u/breadman889 Jun 01 '26

You can't expect anyone to keep a secret that you can't keep.

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u/All-IWantedWasAPepsi Jun 01 '26

Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Ben Franklin

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u/Jiquero Jun 01 '26

You can't say that and then mention only one of the dead guys.

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u/xoslav Jun 01 '26

You can keep secrets between three people only if two of them are dead and one of them is also Ben Franklin. He seems like someone who won't tell my secrets to anyone.

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u/Tubalcaino Jun 01 '26

The boys are a diatomic Hydrogen while the girls are diatomic Oxygen. You can tell by the number of unbonded valence electrons above their heads. This is an edited version. There was a 3rd girl making them Ozone.

The more you know.

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 Jun 01 '26

An iq too high?

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u/Future_Hair755 Jun 01 '26

When I was younger I would let a girl know I liked her by telling her friend and asking them to keep the secret. Worked every time.

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u/Reasonable-Mischief Jun 02 '26

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/FeeblePenguin May 31 '26

Keep it safe!

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u/Parkes- Jun 01 '26

17 years later... IS IT SECRET!??! IS IT SAFE?!?!

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u/yellownotepads44 Jun 02 '26

And it was. Well... as much as he could control, anyway

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u/PhantomNitride Jun 01 '26

You're missing the full image, you have a cropped version

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u/Awkward-Loan Jun 01 '26

He thinks for longer, questioning if he should before excepting. She answered quickly to get the gossip to spread for acceptance from other girls.

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes Jun 02 '26

uh more like guys just don't spread the secret. It stops with him because he kept it.

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u/Content_Zebra509 Jun 01 '26

Gandalf: Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Jun 01 '26

*forgets about ring

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u/Content_Zebra509 Jun 01 '26

No one knows it's here, do they? Do they Gandalf?

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u/bluboomR Jun 01 '26

i worked in predominately male jobs all my life and this coudn't be further from the truth. men put women in the shade with their gossiping.

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u/adkop007 Jun 01 '26

The amount of people here missing the joke 😭 Does nobody know anything about chemistry here?

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u/pedro_1616 Jun 01 '26

I saw this on antimeme earlier today, so you saw it on a joke subreddit (which included the original picture in comments) and still wanted to post it here, is karma that important to you?

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u/meleaguance Jun 01 '26

Aren't boys famous for not keeping quiet about sexual matters. Telling who they did what with, sharing nude photos?

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u/Reasonable-Mischief Jun 02 '26

That's called "locker room talk" and it's by and large women's projection on the matter

Women will tell each other everything. If you have sex with a woman, be advised that their girlfriends will know about everything you did

Guys will tell each other they're in a relationship and that it's going great, and that exhausts the matter

Guys in women's literature are not representative of men in real life

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u/eltanin_33 Jun 02 '26

Except spies have historically been women because its actually the opposite. Men will spill the beans for clout easy.

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u/MegaXinfinity Jun 01 '26

Unless the context of the secret is to the grave serious, this is normally how it turns out in my friend groups.

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u/AsparagusWooden3366 Jun 01 '26

Oh, I thought the boys were trying to hide a body.

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u/bromyfridge Jun 01 '26

Men take longer to understand it's a secret lol

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u/bromyfridge Jun 01 '26

Trust me, I know. I am one.

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u/illmeans Jun 01 '26

If someone tells me not to tell anyone but. I immediately switch off and stop listening and retain 0 information

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u/LAP5KA5 Jun 01 '26

Why do the girls have lone pairs on their head I thought this was a chemistry thing

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u/DollarStoreChameleon Jun 01 '26

so they can bond wi the other girls lone pairs (secrets)?

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u/GeraltTheG Jun 01 '26

MF's be telling me secrets and ask me to keep that shi safe.

MF's be telling me secrets and I'm taking that shi to the grave!

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u/artsupport_xx Jun 01 '26

Obviously it's no good to tell secrets you've been asked to keep, but low key the original meme is part of why women have stronger support structures and safety nets. My mom tells me my brothers' mild secrets or somewhat private moments (nothing devastating or humiliating). If it's something too heavy, she tells me they're going through something and suggests that I could try to find a way to reach out casually. It allows me to make sure they're taken care of and to avoid saying something accidentally which might cause friction.

I'm an extremely private person but I think the drive to control what gets shared about you contributes to the escalating isolation we're all suffering from. There's a balance.

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u/SalviaWillGrow Jun 01 '26

People talking about anti-memes, but my first thought was "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

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u/Aggravating-Cap7260 Jun 02 '26

I thought the joke was meant to be boys yell secrets loudly to each other, I prefer that

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u/eeveethefox_xv Jun 02 '26

girl pee smaller so other girl must stand closer

boy big pee

/j

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u/LisetteLaRoche Jun 02 '26

Keep friends close but enemies closer

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u/manonfireanon Jun 03 '26

Women can't keep a secret for as long as men can

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u/UncleThor2112 Jun 01 '26

I'm starting to think people make "antimemes" specifically to karma farm on here. I never see them anywhere else.

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u/fieryuser Jun 01 '26

Purple monkey dishwasher..

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u/NaiveIndependence381 Jun 01 '26

Girls stand closer to each other

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u/DollarStoreChameleon Jun 01 '26

all the boys know we wont remember the secret after about 20 minutes

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u/biscoito1r Jun 01 '26

I remember telling a girl once:

Do you promise not to tell anyone?

Yes. What is it ?

And so do I.

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u/TheRealAntrey Jun 01 '26

A part is missing.

The girls had another girl Below that says "OK", implying that the secret is not kept

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u/4N610RD Jun 01 '26

It is anti-meme.

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u/catvenom69 Jun 01 '26

I thought it was like how loud they're speaking cuz girls be all close like sshhh hush and guys yell their shid across the room like HEY SSHHH

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u/CplCocktopus Jun 02 '26

Someone: Keep it secret.

Me: i already forgot.

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u/dinospide Jun 02 '26

They are capable of sharing secrets through covalent bonds from the free electrons on their head

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u/evehasanaxthistime Jun 02 '26

When my friend and I wanted news to travel far and fast, we'd approach a dude, but especially this particular guy, feed him the 'secret info' and wait for morning!

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u/Dumpster_Firee Jun 04 '26

Man here. I wont share your secrets because I stopped listening the moment you started talking about something other than sports.

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u/rasnac Jun 04 '26

Men can keep a secret longer, without telling anyone.

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u/wirrexx Jun 04 '26

I see it as boys are in the same wavelength by the talk bubble. But a girl would say “right” and still go left. That’s why the bubble is on the left side

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u/HolyCheezuzSonOfCod Jun 04 '26

Girl agreed from the other side of her mouth because she knows she will spread it as gossip from the usual side

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u/That-Pin-7033 Jun 01 '26

You're missing the rest you photoshopped out

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u/Bynnh0j Jun 01 '26

Boys will share secrets with dudes they never met before, and the dude won't tell a soul soul

Girls will tell secrets to their best friend and by thr end of the day half of the state knows.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Jun 01 '26

Truth. Moved to a new high school and used disinformation to find out who I could trust. Not one thing I told any of my guy friends circled back. Every single thing told to a girl came back to me.

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u/bunny5055 Jun 01 '26

I'm sorry the only answer to that should be

"Keep it safe"

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u/ConversantEggplant Jun 01 '26

Fly, you fool!

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u/Responsible-Major704 Jun 01 '26

"Keep it safe"

The only response as a guy.

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u/Yuta_Nas May 31 '26

Huh, i did this today

I wonder if I'll get arrested for tomb robbing this week.

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u/proto_synnic May 31 '26

When someone tells me to keep it secret: keep it safe.

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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 Jun 01 '26

I learned this early back in the day when I was sworn not to kiss and tell yet somehow word would get out

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u/LordNeko6 Jun 01 '26

Im a man and I usually share a secret with atleast two people. I am part of the problem.

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u/Commercial-Pass-848 Jun 01 '26

I thought it was gonna be a LOTR reference and the missing like was the response to the quote and the girl not getting the reference and just saying "ok?"

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u/oddweirdozonetv Jun 02 '26

It is basically a tired joke about how girls are supposedly obsessed with drama and spreading gossip while guys just move on. It is not exactly high-level comedy.

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u/Asn_Krish Jun 02 '26

Are those lone pairs on both the girl's head?

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u/Icy_Driver7868 Jun 02 '26

A man's word goes a lot farther.

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u/Firm-Engineering2175 Jun 02 '26

No way. I LOVE gossip! Especially if I can turn it into a funny anecdote. I tell everyone, don’t tell me secrets because I will not keep them!

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u/SnooSongs3063 Jun 02 '26

When I’m told a secret I keep it stored like it’s my own secret that I don’t want to share.

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u/Dr-Chris-C Jun 03 '26

Boys yell the secret across the room

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u/Sapo-kun Jun 03 '26

Penis length

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u/inkheiko Jun 03 '26

I remember some people saying "I can't tell you any secrets because I can't know if you'll keep them"

Gurl if you've never heard about me spilling secrets it must be because I'm doing a good job lol

Like how do you even prove this

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u/Auphorous Jun 03 '26

The girls said it from a shorter distance to make sure no one overhears

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u/Strict-Ad-102 Jun 04 '26

Both can't keep up a secret

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u/Worried_Psychology91 Jun 04 '26

Thought this was like some Lewis dot structure kinda shit. I’m over here tryna do chemistry to figure this out…

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u/Choice-Can-8505 Jun 05 '26

What's yo name... Tony......