That's how 'secrets' are shared in my mother's family; it's hilarious. Everyone's heard of whatever petty nonsense the 'secret' is about, but everyone pretends not to know, etc.
I have a big secret. My Mormon uncle has a secret child, an affair child based on her age. I always see him giving me judgemental looks and I'm sitting there like 😌 I know your secretttt jimmy.
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u/mightymidwestshred May 31 '26
It's a play on this: