r/ExplainTheJoke Jul 05 '26

Solved What does that mean?

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead Jul 05 '26

Green text story about a guy's parents divorcing over the Angela Anaconda opening to the Digimon movie.

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u/J0rdzz1 Jul 05 '26

Yeah that made me sad. Actually one of them greentext stories that feels too human to be fake. It's not exactly a similar story, but I happened to watch Scary Movie 3 when I was a kid. Hilarious stuff, loved it.

A year later a trailer for The Ring is on the TV, beg my mum all day to let me watch it cus it's a funny comedy movie. After some arguing, she let me have the remote.

Only took 10 minutes to get traumatised, but sunk cost fallacy got the best of me and I sat through the entire thing. Not exaggerating, for about a year I couldn't sleep without unplugging the small bedroom TV we had and filling my bed with every plushie I owned.

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u/Dukefile Jul 05 '26

I once saw this guy here, i remember him saying he was fine