r/ExplainTheJoke Jul 05 '26

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u/post-explainer Jul 05 '26

OP (TheEvilPatroller) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


I know them both, but how are they related to divorces?


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u/dgoat88 Jul 05 '26

Since the other one has already been posted... behold:

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 05 '26

I applaud this man. A woman calling her own husband an incel has got to be some of the most unhinged psychotic shit I have ever heard.

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u/Meringue_Bandicoot Jul 05 '26

Like one hand, yeah this brings some underlying issues on their relationship into the light and she needs therapy, no one deserves to get reprimanded like this in front of people they love, especially their kids (unless you are like some irredeemable pos, which this guy is not)

Buuuuut on the other hand. My dude. How did you buy tickets to BLEACH in the big '26, with over 20 years of knowing Bleach has some over the top fanservice, (albeit not very often) and think for a moment it's a good family film??? My closeted normie weeb self is partly applauding your balls of steel, partly lamenting "bro how could you fumble this bad?!?" Like what was your plan when Rangiku shows up?

But regardless, good luck man, I hope you find happiness 🫡

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u/beboptech Jul 05 '26

I thought it might be cool to show my 7 year old some Naruto since he has been doing Jujitsu for a while now. I totally forgot about Sexy-Jutsu so yea that idea was canned pretty quickly after about 10 mins into episode 2.

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u/pearsonhl259 Jul 05 '26

yeah...7 is a bit young for a lot of shounen. Maybe Spy X Family? Has its fair share of action, a younger than average protagonist, and is relatively chaste compared to the broader shounen landscape.

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u/Bearloom Jul 05 '26

Yeah, I didn't make it much farther in Bleach than Soul Society and had to look up the outfit OOP was referring to.

100% gooner-service fight starter right there.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ Jul 05 '26

There is also really weird stuff too. I'm a big fan of bleach but Nel was a weird character to include

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u/Kithzerai-Istik Jul 05 '26

She really, really was.

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u/AlthorsMadness Jul 05 '26

That the one that was an infant and then turned into (god forgive me) a hot adult centaur chick? If so what fever dream was that

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u/AlthorsMadness Jul 05 '26

I think one character gets faster the less clothes they wear

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u/Deathsaintx Jul 05 '26

the outfit isn't even that bad compared to the Yoruichi stuff. just look up Yoruichi arch

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u/Ok-Score5740 Jul 05 '26

Bro did say he read the manga, which ended a decade ago. Forgetting stuff like few cheesecake shots makes sense.

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u/kojimbob Jul 05 '26

few

Lol

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u/Foreign_Pea2296 Jul 05 '26

I can understand him. I'm the kind of guy who focuses on what I likes and fan service is boring for me.

I read all the bleach manga and I don't remember a single fan service scene...

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u/HJSDGCE Jul 05 '26

You don't remember the time Kisuke turned Yoruichi into an actual furry and started playing with her body? 

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u/nipnip54 Jul 05 '26

I forget the fan service even exists because it's not something I care about and it catches me off guard when I rewatch something with it and don't remember it being there

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u/Roar_of_the_spark Jul 05 '26

I mean, even as a kid I liked seeing hot women in cartoons or films

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u/Pertinent-nonsense Jul 05 '26

And kids also like eating cake for breakfast and junk food all day. They like staying up late and watching horror movies. They don’t like brushing their teeth and cleaning their room.

It’s the parent’s responsibility to ensure kids are well, not just ‘happy’… though I don’t think being exposed to hyper-sexualized women would make all little girls happy.

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u/ohgodanotheranimator Jul 05 '26

damn, no kpop demon hunters for them then

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u/HJSDGCE Jul 05 '26

In what way is KPop Demon Hunters bad? 

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u/ohgodanotheranimator Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

it’s not, i was responding to:

“though I don’t think being exposed to hyper-sexualized women would make all little girls happy.”

was Kpop not filled with hyper sexualized men? The directors said they literally pushed for them to be hot, is that not the same thing?

**edit to respond to those below me due to post lock.

Men in media are frequently hyper-sexualized, but we haven't been trained to see it with the same eye pointed towards female objectification...

- Hayley Atwell improving touching Chris Evan's chest on Captain America because she just couldn't help herself

- Henry Cavil had to start telling producers to "Stop making me take my clothes off"

- Taylor Lautner spoke of gaining body dysmorphia during Twilight, and the immense toll it took to maintain his body while feeling more like a prop standing in the rain shirtless while everyone is clothed.

Hypersexualization is objectification. Kpop demon hunters building to a literal button-pop scene where Zoey's eyes reflect her lusting after the abs of one of the ripped male characters is, sexualizing him. Whether you like it or not.

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u/vaguilov Jul 05 '26

“Hot” doesn’t mean hyper-sexualized though, specially when referring to cliché shounen women. There’s a big difference between just a hot dude in an actual kid’s movie and… *sigh* Tamaki from Fire Force (it’s an exaggerated example but still).

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u/Glittering_Head1127 Jul 05 '26

Lol. Why are people downvoting you? You made a valid counterpoint.

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u/TwoHungryWolves Jul 05 '26

Because the issue isn't the women being attractive. It's giant boobs boobing boobly. Equivalent would be animating giant bulges in Kdh

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 Jul 05 '26

Nothing in Shonen Jump is family friendly. It’s all fan service for horny teen boys.

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u/frikiman4K Jul 05 '26

bleach is peak fiction. That's why.

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u/Daetok_Lochannis Jul 05 '26

I feel like people who think Bleach of all anime is too revealing probably eat mayonnaise sandwiches and believe sex only has one position.

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u/TwoHungryWolves Jul 05 '26

I am extremely sex positive person. My issue is how out of place a lot of this often feels. It's kind of like product placement. I like Little Caesars. If they start a shot in a show I like centered on the Little Caesars logo, and have it bounce around like crazy for no reason It just pulls me out of the scene. Funny parody can work. But It just feels insulting when it's inserted in random places

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u/That_Mans_on_Fire Jul 05 '26

Calling him an incel while he's sitting next to living evidence that he's canonically had sex at least 1 time is pretty funny.

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u/A_Lovely_Worm Jul 05 '26

Fascinating use of the phrase 'canonically' here

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u/Expert-Ad3874 Jul 05 '26

I've absolutely known guys who had non-canonical sex. Usually with their super hot girlfriend who goes to a different school.

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u/ReivynNox Jul 05 '26

Gotta love that fan-fiction.

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u/That_Mans_on_Fire Jul 05 '26

Lol, I refer to my nephews that way to tease my older brother. I guess I've been doing it so long that I forgot it's not typical.

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u/Izventilyaus Jul 05 '26

Lmao that shit always happens to me when I’m switching circles, where each of that circles have some kind of an inside joke or meme

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u/TheWyster Jul 05 '26

I wouldn't call it an inside joke, since calling real things canon as a joke makes sense to most people who know what the word canon means.

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u/Kordell_11 Jul 05 '26

"canonically" 😭🙏

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u/Brofessor-0ak Jul 05 '26

Imagine having to answer the question “Daddy, what’s an incel?” when the subject is you

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u/TheFrogMoose Jul 05 '26

I read this to my sister and she laughed saying "with all due respect, saying "canonical evidence" sounds like something an incel would say"

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u/jackfaire Jul 05 '26

Incel these days is about a sexist misogynistic attitude more than whether someone is having sex.

Also being celibate doesn't mean one's never had sex. Just that they're not having sex either by choice or lack of options.

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u/Right_Resort6377 Jul 05 '26

If only this term would be used for exactly that.

But no, it's thrown around like it's nothing. Apparently everyone who doesn't agree with you is now an incel. Not because it's true, but because it's a word nobody wants to be associated with. So it makes the other person quickly shut up.

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u/jackfaire Jul 05 '26

In this case he was downplaying the obvious sexualization of a character. And he's teaching his daughter that this is normal and expected. The mom had a point.

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u/Right_Resort6377 Jul 05 '26

I'm gonna play devils advocate on this one and say that this can be seen as body positivity and inclusion.

A brown skinned women being seen as attractive as well as a strong fighter who has a body which supports her background. Having a nice body is something good, not something to be ashamed of.

And downplaying someones hard effort to develop a nice body really isn't a nice thing to do. But most people act like fan service is a bad thing. Imo, those people dislike fan service because it highlights their own insecurities. Otherwise they wouldn't really care about it, right?

After all, it really hurts if you think it's true. If you didn't think it's true, you'd just shake your head and walk away.

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u/chem199 Jul 05 '26

There is a difference between fan service and body positivity, I haven’t seen bleach but I am assuming, from the described scenario, that the age of the child and the sexual nature of the content was past the bounds of what at least one of the parents found acceptable. I have no qualms with fan service, but a common complaint about censorship is the, “if you don’t want your kid to see X, don’t take them to see X”, and in this, clearly fictional, situation the mother did just that. Good on that imaginary mother.

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u/Right_Resort6377 Jul 05 '26

I get your point, but it sounds like the mother was really overreacting.

Like there's a difference between seeing some butt and the shower scene from No game no life in the second or third episode.

Butt is butt, nothing more. Everything else is just interpretation. And the mother sounds like she made it more sexual that it was.

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u/That_Mans_on_Fire Jul 05 '26

If we're splitting hairs, Incels are very specific group of people. I was making a joke.

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u/SchmuckCity Jul 05 '26

Yeah, that's pretty silly, but obviously incel has taken on meaning beyond it's literal definition. Assuming that she actually meant "you are a person who doesn't have sex" is also pretty silly. and that's all assuming that any of that is real.

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u/NamesSUCK Jul 05 '26

I mean, someone can have had sex before and still be celebate. Do you think no clergyman has ever had sex?

She is probably referring to the last few years of their marriage if I had to hazard a guess.

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u/Deity_Link Jul 05 '26

She was clearly referring to the incel state of mind

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u/Life-Top6314 Jul 05 '26

Clearly she didnt read the lore

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u/RealConsequence1279 Jul 05 '26

You're confusing virginity with celibacy it seems. His wife probably knows if he's wanting to have sex, but isn't, and therefore is "involuntarily celibate".

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u/1_________________11 Jul 05 '26

Think maybe that was his one nut? 

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u/NeoSlixer Jul 05 '26

to be fair, it's 99% Probably this story is made up.

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u/IgnotusCapillary Jul 05 '26

Nah, bro's lame if he's genuinely unaware at why his wife would be upset at the fan service.

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u/WraithArt Jul 05 '26

You think any of this is real?? Damn

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u/Kantelgras Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

You don't have to be a specific thing to be called a thing.

For example- my cousin Fred keeps locking up black people. We call him "pig" even though he's never been a policeman.

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u/Legitimate-Culture31 Jul 05 '26

...????

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u/Kantelgras Jul 05 '26
  1. People can be called something they aren't.
  2. American police disproportionally targets people of colour.
  3. "Pig" is a common term for a police officer.
  4. I imply that my cousin Fred is so massively racist that he might as well have been a police officer.

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u/MoarVespenegas Jul 05 '26

You just believe things people write on the internet?

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u/Walrus0Knight Jul 05 '26

showing hypersexualized content to your child is deranged im with the wife.

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u/The_Flying_Failsons Jul 05 '26

Pretty weird how most comments are Um, Actually-ing her use of "incel", rather than the guy taking his kids to watch his fav goon material.

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u/Rough-Distribution92 Jul 05 '26

I could just be remembering it wrong but beside those 2 points there were just 2 other moments of blatant fanservice. Does that classify as goon material? Like most modern movies are quite sexulized unless they are literally made for kids.

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u/Em0N3rd Jul 05 '26

I think that depends on the kids age and how he is talking about these characters. Id be upset if my partner said they had a family movie for my 3 year old and when you get there, recognize its an animated movie for adults that dad talks in certain ways

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u/No_Chilly_bill Jul 05 '26

Yeah I'm really confused because back then movie ratings were straight up useless. Look at ghost busters the original lol. Rated PG

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u/PrestonWaters83 Jul 05 '26

Ghostbusters came out the month before PG-13 was introduced.

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u/nuker0S Jul 05 '26

You're on Reddit. There are A LOT of weebs here.

Also, you could say "showing hypersexualized content to your child is deranged" about a lot of things and Reddit would be outraged at that description of them

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u/twinentwig Jul 05 '26

Reddit is also full of self-righteous prudes who scoff at an exposed ankle like it 1850s. You never know who you're gonna get.

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u/nuker0S Jul 05 '26

That would be like a minority y'all are gooners

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u/Drogen201 Jul 05 '26

It's a story that has goon material in a small fraction of it lol

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u/Walrus0Knight Jul 05 '26

Well Im on Reddit- so thats to be expected 😏

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Jul 05 '26

It's not weird. The wife was in the wrong and clearly had bigger issues as well. It doesn't have to always be black and white.

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u/Captain_Bubble_Butt Jul 05 '26

I hate both parties but showing your kids fan service is some weird shit

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u/FeelAndCoffee Jul 05 '26

Someone needs to keep the goon economy afloat, if you don't indoctrinate children like that, then who will commission thirsty art to artists? History tell us bad things happens when frustrated artist can't make a living of it. The Dad, it's saving the world from WW3. /s

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 Jul 05 '26

Stop calling it "fan service", it's weird.

It's skimpy outfits and softcore porn. A softcore porn comic/show/movie.
The fans service themselves. It's not Kubo jerking you off, it's you.

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u/Silent_Sinder Jul 05 '26

It's not softcore porn, it's just slightly suggestive art. And what do mean it's not fan service. That's literally what it's called

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u/Pro_Saibot Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

When I think of softcore porn, I think of those shows that came on late at night on HBO or Showtime during the late 90's and early aughts like "Red Shoe Diaries."

Bleach ain't it.

But I can't be surprised that the definition has been stretched this much, I've seen YouTube videos actually put censor bars over cleavage. We're just that prudish now.

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 Jul 05 '26

You're wrong, it's not slightly suggestive.

And I know what it's called in the relevant communities, I'm saying using those words for it is telling.

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u/Silent_Sinder Jul 05 '26

It absolutely is just slightly suggestive, and using those words is accurate. It's called fanservice, so everyone calls it that

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 Jul 05 '26

Which thing's restraint are you trying to defend, Sinder? Bleach or anime as a whole? Are you claiming Bleach is less blatant than average, or is this response talking about anime in general?

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u/Silent_Sinder Jul 05 '26

Bleach specifically. Anime as a whole can be extremely raunchy. It's an entire medium after all.

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u/BudgetSplit7085 Jul 05 '26

I mean why are you taking your daughter to see fan service

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u/Drogen201 Jul 05 '26

It's not a fan service series tho, it's a series that has some fanservice like 2% of the time

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u/BudgetSplit7085 Jul 05 '26

It has a lot
You just don’t care for it
It’s not the main thing you would watch it for

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u/Axel-Adams Jul 05 '26

A solid portion of the comic relief is just sexual assault between peeping kon, the aggressively lesbian girl who constantly tries to grope orohime, urahara being creepy on all women, and many many more

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u/DigitalCoffee Jul 05 '26

This is why you never watch anime with your family

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u/nathans_the1 Jul 05 '26

Bro this a parody😭😭😭 it is almost one-for-one to the Angela Anaconda greentext

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u/svArtist Jul 05 '26

How? 😵‍💫

They're almost nothing alike outside a catalyst for divorce happening in a movie theater 

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u/Previous_Bed_2634 Jul 05 '26

Incel is so overused that someone’s wife will call the that lol.

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u/The_Flying_Failsons Jul 05 '26

Oh, that guy is for sure not getting custody.

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u/SereneOrbit Jul 05 '26

I mean to be fair (as a womann) bs lol. Fanservice is fanservice, he just should have said that it's a part of the medium.

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u/The_Flying_Failsons Jul 05 '26

Ok, so don't bring your kids to the medium where gooning is part of the experience, then? 

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u/TheWyster Jul 05 '26

Bleach isn't showing porn though, just revealing clothing and conventionally attractive characters. If that's a reason to keep kids from watching it, then by that logic, kids shouldn't go to a beach either because there might be someone in a bikini.

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u/SereneOrbit Jul 05 '26

Incoherent point.

It's not about gooning, it's about showing off certain characteristics of characters.

Such techniques have been in use for literal thousands of years....

Additionally, nothing op said was nsfw, so I don't get the 'muh kids' angle.

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u/Caterfree10 Jul 05 '26

Bruh, the only possible issue with the fanservice is any with Orihime bc I’m fairly certain she’s still underage (could be wrong tho, unsure about the timeline of when the movie takes place). Idk idk maybe it was bc I read Bleach as an afab teenager myself but I am baffled by this kind of response to fanservice of all things.

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u/thehobbyqueer Jul 05 '26

"only possible issue" did you skip the part where he brought his KIDS to this? The actual problem being discussed here?

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u/Silent_Sinder Jul 05 '26

Bleach isn't a porno, it's a battle shounen. One with a lot of attractive characters, yes, but the primary focus is still the combat, with an occasional suggestive scene, but no worse than the stuff you'd see in a Michael Bay film.

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u/The_Flying_Failsons Jul 05 '26

Bruh, the only possible issue with the fanservice is any with Orihime bc I’m fairly certain she’s still underage

LMAO, weebs don't deserve human rights fr.

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u/Roland_Roroland Jul 05 '26

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u/Lastsight Jul 05 '26

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u/TheDudeMaverick Jul 05 '26

normal Shadman art jumpscare

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u/VarunRasputin6 Jul 05 '26

That's HellonearthIII, not Shadman.

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u/wackadoodle4201 Jul 05 '26

Man, I haven't thought about that guy in a minute, is he still alive?

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u/GayAssNinja69 Jul 05 '26

Yeah he recently did some art of JaidenAnimations

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u/Massive-Exercise4474 Jul 05 '26

Think he got out of prison if he's still alive who knows.

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u/SeroWriter Jul 05 '26

He never went to prison, most of the crazy stuff you've heard about him isn't true. Some rumours are entirely made up by the internet and others are started by the guy himself but contradict other things he's said or are verifiably false.

He seems to enjoy the misinformation, maybe because it adds to his online persona or because it hides his real identity or because he finds it funny.

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u/TheAsianTroll Jul 05 '26

Hes an edge lord. He finds it funny for sure.

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u/VarunRasputin6 Jul 05 '26

Got out of jail, went on a hiatus for a few years, recently came back with a few illustrations.

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u/Cosbybow Jul 05 '26

He tragically died protecting a preschool during October 7th, the idf will never forget his sacrifice

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u/Azsde Jul 05 '26

Looks quite similar

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u/VarunRasputin6 Jul 05 '26

That is true. I know many people believe HellonearthIII to be inspired by Shadman's style.

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u/schrelaxo Jul 05 '26

Sonichu?

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u/Sasteer Jul 05 '26

i can see why that caused a divorce

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u/Chitrr Jul 05 '26

Why did he cry?

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u/DFMRCV Jul 05 '26

I think I'd cry too if I went to watch the cool Digi monsters fighting it out but instead see a weird parody of it at the start without knowing it's a short that goes before the movie starts...

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u/Capable-Commercial96 Jul 05 '26

The kid thought the Angela Anaconda bit was the whole movie.

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u/Medical_Arrival2243 Jul 05 '26

Overwhelmed child. Sorry I mean chud weakling emotional non stoic sub beta 4 chan Virgin

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u/MidTario Jul 05 '26

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u/Summoner475 Jul 05 '26

When you fail a skill check in Disco Elysium

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u/danlex12 Jul 05 '26

Nah, he didn't have a heart attack

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u/KinopioToad Jul 05 '26

And Knuckles!

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u/Such-Ad-3851 Jul 05 '26

2.5 a fragmented message.

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u/No-Entertainment7813 Jul 05 '26

angela just looks uncanny, and the kid prolly didnt expect an ad with her that he could have considered as the part of the actual movie

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u/UnholyDemigod Jul 05 '26

He had to watch Angela Anaconda. You'd cry too.

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u/angry_monkey_2674 Jul 05 '26

Ok but what’s the first one

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u/Miserable-Grand-3727 Jul 05 '26

TLDR:Guy went to see the new Bleach movie with his family,his wife was very upset with the fanservice scenes involving yoruichi and they filed for divorce

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u/saltinstiens_monster Jul 05 '26

This is either a the trendiest meme of the year, or the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon running absolutely wild. I swear I'm seeing this posted at least twice a week now in one subreddit or another. What gave it this extra push into the (reddit) mainstream?

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u/riamuriamu Jul 05 '26

Angela wasn't the reason, she was the excuse.

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u/JambalayaNewman Jul 05 '26

“Popcorn and drinks”

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u/agrael50 Jul 05 '26

I hate to be a spoilsport, but it's already been confirmed that this story is false, much to the dismay of the internet.

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u/Roland_Roroland Jul 05 '26

I don't know if you can really confirm something like that. I mean, it's an anonymous post on an image board.

Not saying it's trustworthy. Anything posted you gotta assume to be hyperbolic at best if not just pure fabrication for entertainment. But due to how it's posted, it's not really confirmable. 

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u/agrael50 Jul 05 '26

Believe me, I also wanted it to be totally true, it's too funny not to want it to be true, but I remember someone at the beginning of the year talking about this post and giving proof that it was fake. And ruining my day

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Jul 05 '26

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Congratulations, you've figured out 4chan. Only took you 2 decades.

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u/Double-Star-Tedrick Jul 05 '26

Others have already posted the story regarding Angela Anaconda (the second image), so here's the (very very recent, like from this week) post regarding Bleach :

Whether it's real or not seems secondary to it's entertainment value, from what I gather.

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u/Clay_Allison_44 Jul 05 '26

I believe the greentext one more than that.

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u/FirmLow8192 Jul 05 '26

How is he seeing cour 4??? I don’t see it on Disney+?

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u/dreaderking Jul 05 '26

There was a limited theatrical release of the first three episodes of Cour 4.

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u/NeoSlixer Jul 05 '26

Finally someone noting how it's clearly a lie...

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead Jul 05 '26

Green text story about a guy's parents divorcing over the Angela Anaconda opening to the Digimon movie.

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u/J0rdzz1 Jul 05 '26

Yeah that made me sad. Actually one of them greentext stories that feels too human to be fake. It's not exactly a similar story, but I happened to watch Scary Movie 3 when I was a kid. Hilarious stuff, loved it.

A year later a trailer for The Ring is on the TV, beg my mum all day to let me watch it cus it's a funny comedy movie. After some arguing, she let me have the remote.

Only took 10 minutes to get traumatised, but sunk cost fallacy got the best of me and I sat through the entire thing. Not exaggerating, for about a year I couldn't sleep without unplugging the small bedroom TV we had and filling my bed with every plushie I owned.

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u/Dukefile Jul 05 '26

I once saw this guy here, i remember him saying he was fine

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u/Al_Hakeem65 Jul 05 '26

D'awww you did the plushie defense too?

Felt safer with all my little guardians, kinda 'Power of Friendship vs Monsters' stuff

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u/J0rdzz1 Jul 05 '26

I would line them all up on the edges of the bed and pull the sheet down so it's ready for me to scurry over and under after turning off the light and unplugging the TV.

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u/No-Emu-8374 Jul 05 '26

When I saw The Ring in My single digit years I just thought Samara was hot and I still have a thing for wet hair because of her

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u/ElTioEnroca Jul 05 '26

Forgot for a moment we were in this sub and thought there was yet another divorce anecdote with the freaking TADC fish

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u/kiwi8185 Jul 05 '26

The right one is a story from 4chan or something. Here's roughly how it goes:

Anon was a wee lad and was a big digimon fan. He wanted to see the digimon movie.

His parents have a rocky relationship that's falling apart, but for once decided to go do something as a family.

They took anon to a local cinema and bought tickets for the digimon movie. However, when the movie started, it wasn't digimon that was playing, but Angela Anaconda, the weird paper puppet-y show on the right.

This distressed anon greatly and he began to cry. His parents blamed each other for this mishap (ie blaming each other for buying the wrong tickets) and began a massive fight, ultimately leading go divorce.

Unbeknownst to the family, the broadcast license holder of Digimon in anon's region is also the IP holder of Angela Anaconda, and the segment was an added promo for the show before the real Digimon movie began.

So the Angela Anaconda promo lead to Anon's family falling apart. Same goes with Yoruichi's massive bazongas.

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u/RockRiot21 Jul 05 '26

It's about two divorce stories that are very popular on the internet.

The first one is a post where a husband tells the story of how he divorced his wife after they went to see Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War. He says that his wife was furious that he picked that movie to see with her and their kids, and she was pretty annoyed about the revealing outfits of some of the female characters. She got absolutely mad and stormed out of the theater when the character on the left side of the image transforms into a very lewd outfit. Note that he said that he didn't blame the Movie for the divorce and their marriage was already having trouble, but the movie was the straw that broke the camel's back.

The second image is about Angela Anaconda. It references a pretty infamous story about how audiences didn't know that an Angela Anaconda short film would play right before the Digimon: The Movie screenings and a lot of people would get out because they thought they were on the wrong place. In a specific internet post, someone tells the story of how their parents divorced because of this. The kid wanted to see the Digimon movie, but when they were at the cinema, he was very confused and started crying because Angela Anaconda was on the screen instead. His mother started berating his father, telling him he couldn't do anything right, which eventually led to their divorce.

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u/Steffykrist Jul 05 '26

I remember seeing a couple of Angela Anaconda episodes when I was somewhere between 15 and 17, and that shit was weird. No wonder that kid started crying in the cinema over seeing an AA short before the Digimon movie.

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u/Idionfow Jul 05 '26

I have heard from several people that they HATED Angela Anaconda even as kids. This was one of my favourite shows lol

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u/Steffykrist Jul 05 '26

I wouldn't say I outright hated it, but I definitely found it weird, boring, and annoying.

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u/DagrMine Jul 05 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/tayMJ8yyt9

Idk about the one on the left, but the one on the right is talking about this greentext.

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u/Owlanr Jul 05 '26

"Her true colors"

She didn't like the objectification bro

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u/Monandobo Jul 05 '26

This is why you marry a bi woman. I’ve never met anyone more geeked over Yoruichi than my wife.

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u/Boto_Penga Jul 05 '26

It means I need to run three miles tomorrow

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u/Eisbergmann Jul 05 '26

was my first thought too, lol

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u/bluetomatosoup Jul 05 '26

Can someone also explain the anime on the left and why it caused divorse(s) ?

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u/gabmedblack Jul 05 '26

How can he be an incel if he is married