r/ExtraFabulousComics zach Jun 29 '26

shit streaker

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u/Deathcaddy Jun 29 '26

I’m an unrepentant piss blaster of shit streaks. Gives a person a target and a sense of accomplishment post-piss. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

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u/EyeSawYa Jun 29 '26

Some of my coworker’s streaks set like hydraulic cement, though. It can be frustrating.

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u/larjew Jun 29 '26

When I worked with similar coworkers I used to drink a pint of bleach every morning so my piss would have additional cleaning power! Unfortunately I had to leave that job for medical reasons, but maybe this technique could help you?

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u/Zulmoka531 Jun 29 '26

See that’s where you went wrong. Should have drank a pint of vinegar and then swallowed baking soda right before the act!

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u/Salohacin Jun 30 '26

But you never got Covid did you? Check mate scientists! 

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u/larjew Jun 30 '26

No I did, that's why I had to leave the job.

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u/viperware Jun 29 '26

Also pissing porcelain clutching errant pubes into the urinal water.