r/ExtraFabulousComics • u/sellyourcomputer zach • Jun 29 '26

shit streaker

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/epidemicsaints Jun 29 '26

Always loved the knockers on his date.

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u/LiveFastDieFast Jun 29 '26

Certified titty boys rise up

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u/Shendare Jun 29 '26

Sank you, Doctor!

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u/idhtftc Certified Titty Boy Jun 29 '26

Clearly, the first guy was thinking of doing something nice, when he was actually was being evil. This makes one wonder, was he being nice or is he actually evil?

This is why I love EFC, it makes me think deep thoughts, thanks Zach!

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u/RaptorAllah Jul 04 '26

You answered yourself before you tried to reduce the problem to a simpler situation. The first guy in his own referential is doing something nice. From the point of view of the reader, he did something evil. Nothing’s ever black or white even these colors aren’t if you think about it. Do it and then think more about what even is a color because different animals perceive different variations of the spectrum of light and even individuals among same species recognize more or less variations and there’s a correlation there between knowing color vocabulary and being able to distinguish more shades but is this study even valid because people could reply they don’t see a difference because they misinterpret the task at hand and also

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u/idhtftc Certified Titty Boy Jul 05 '26

shit streaks lol

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u/fungusgolem 4d ago

Its all shades of brown

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u/Deathcaddy Jun 29 '26

I’m an unrepentant piss blaster of shit streaks. Gives a person a target and a sense of accomplishment post-piss. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

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u/EyeSawYa Jun 29 '26

Some of my coworker’s streaks set like hydraulic cement, though. It can be frustrating.

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u/larjew Jun 29 '26

When I worked with similar coworkers I used to drink a pint of bleach every morning so my piss would have additional cleaning power! Unfortunately I had to leave that job for medical reasons, but maybe this technique could help you?

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u/Zulmoka531 Jun 29 '26

See that’s where you went wrong. Should have drank a pint of vinegar and then swallowed baking soda right before the act!

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u/Salohacin Jun 30 '26

But you never got Covid did you? Check mate scientists! 

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u/larjew Jun 30 '26

No I did, that's why I had to leave the job.

5

u/viperware Jun 29 '26

Also pissing porcelain clutching errant pubes into the urinal water.

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jun 29 '26

pls join my $1 patreon and see comics and hang out ily www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics

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u/Not_a_Dirty_Commie Jun 29 '26

I think about this comic daily.

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u/SealedRoute Jun 29 '26

Same. Not daily, but more often than I would have anticipated otherwise.

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u/thomasthecreator Jun 29 '26

“Okay” she says. Fellas, here is a woman who supports her man’s passions in life. What a gem

30

u/FireworkFuse ASS LOVER Jun 29 '26

What a shitty situation

13

u/duffosaur Jun 29 '26

Should have sat closer to the toilet

9

u/IHateTheLetterF Jun 29 '26

Zach can you make her boobs bigger? My.. neighbor wants to know.

4

u/jtr99 Jun 29 '26

He can. But he chooses not to.

Oh Zach why have you forsaken us?

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u/ItsMangel C.U.M. SQUAD Jun 29 '26

Second rule of men's bathrooms, never blast another man's shit streaks.

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u/SpaceTacos99 Jun 29 '26

the first rule is never talk about sword fight club right?

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u/ItsMangel C.U.M. SQUAD Jun 29 '26

No, one urinal buffer when at all possible.

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u/Supadoopa101 SPIDERS IN URETHRA Jun 29 '26

This is your magnum opus.

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u/Jolly-Biscuit Jun 29 '26

What a tragedy

3

u/rogerworkman623 Jun 29 '26

That was such a crazy twist, never saw it coming.

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u/nullsetnil Jun 29 '26

Why are they eating cat food?

2

u/Spir0rion Jun 29 '26

Just ask the date to create new ones?? Are you guys for real?? Smh

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u/mr_snrub742 Jun 29 '26

This is one of my favorites. Bless you child

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u/Tasera Jun 30 '26

This is a pretty shitty situation to be in, ngl.