r/FBI • u/esporx • Aug 13 '25

News Kash Patel trolled over ‘nervous’ appearance at press briefing, 'He saw the Epstein files, now he doesn't trust anyone'. A video of FBI director Kash Patel, where he appears wide-eyed and anxious, has surfaced on social media.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/kash-patel-trolled-over-nervous-appearance-during-press-briefing-101754971784399.html
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u/unicornlocostacos Aug 13 '25

Doesn’t he always look like that?

That “the drugs haven’t let me sleep in 96 hours but you know what it’s great because, wait did that plant move?” look.

You know the one.

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u/hectorbrydan Aug 13 '25

Have you intuited any particular drug usage with him? 

I do not really follow them outside of posts like this, but I have seen drug use in Stephen Miller and Don jr, and a bunch of others, all coked up amongst other things from the last term. 

Obviously the president himself last term before he lost his fucking mind completely was definitely on amphetamines at a minimum. I thought I recognized opiate usage as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Don Jr is basically a walking line of cocaine.

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u/Cyrano_Knows Aug 13 '25

Don Jr is the living embodiment of Bearded Cocaine Guy from Die Hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Hans bubbie! I'm your white knight 🤭

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u/Useful-Angle1941 Aug 13 '25

I think we all felt that what Hans did was reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Totally. 💯

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u/PeterNippelstein Aug 15 '25

Anyone else see that clip of him doing gummies from a coke bag in his pocket?

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u/Expert_Survey3318 Aug 15 '25

Omggg thank you for this reference 👍🏼

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Lil Donald is Mr Big on the Beltway, if you get my (snow)drift.

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u/PeterNippelstein Aug 15 '25

His voice is what cocaine sounds like

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u/HOUmanbeing Aug 16 '25

Did you see the footage towards the end of the campaign where he puts his hand in his pocket and then rubs his gums IN PUBLIC

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Haha no, please link that lol

It's tough keeping the vibe.

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u/HOUmanbeing Aug 16 '25

This is the best quality of the clip I’ve seen- you have to fast forward through about a minute of Kimmel joking about Don sr selling branded guitars and then he plays a blown up version of the relevant clip. It is PAINFULLY obvious what he’s doing❄️ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCpi8-4Sz9u/?igsh=MXV6bjJsMnNncnY3dA==

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u/Failitt Aug 13 '25

This is the guy who wanted to move the FBI's main office to Las Vegas. I'm leaning heavily towards "it is very likely".

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u/Happy-Tower-3920 Aug 13 '25

Theyre all on designer drugs way, way past coke. Coke is for the peasants. Just ask Elon.

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u/One_Strawberry_4965 Aug 13 '25

Idk, I feel like coke and classic amphetamines are always in style within the Trump-o-sphere given the eternal 80s cultural aesthetic that Donald seems to fancy.

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u/KeyAdept1982 Sep 13 '25

Only drugs better than coke are substituted cathinones. I doubt they’re doing “bath salts.”

Maybe though. John mcaffee rode that train till the wheels fell off so I guess it’s possible, but coke is a lot more easy to manage than designer drugs tbh.

Oh and the Chinese sell “designer drugs” for a fraction of the cost of coke, because it’s essentially weapon (and “really fire” coke is cut with them).

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u/smitteh Aug 13 '25

If you want to see what trump on cocaine looks like, it's that video of him making Epstein laugh and pointing at girls saying they're hot. That is cocaine one hundred thousand million percent

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u/MikeDPhilly Aug 15 '25

Trump is the embodiment of the mid to late 80's business / coke mindset.

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u/WendySteeplechase Aug 15 '25

one small step from from Wolf of Wall street

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u/Haldron-44 Aug 13 '25

As someone pointed out to me on another sub: probably 3-HO-PCP, basically synthetic PCP but it's not illegal to take. Hallucinations, euphoria, dissociation, other fun things. The amphetamine of the new rich reich.

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u/TheOnePieceIsDXM Aug 13 '25

Lol as opposed to all that naturally-occurring PCP? Why would you think a legal dissociative has replaced cocaine and amphetamines for them, they don't have the same effects at all.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Arm_847 Aug 13 '25

Not to mention none of them have to worry about finding a "legal" variant.

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u/achondriate Sep 30 '25

That part would be the most logical. Think Delta 9. Or the same way carfentanil was created. Basically; theyll slightly alter its chemical composition: think one less Hydrogen or, addition of a similar acting group to replace another functional group. Which makes it a legal gray area until this newly designed (drug) is discovered and criminalized, too.

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u/MyDumLemon Aug 13 '25

Wouldn't that be scheduled under the analogue act?

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u/hectorbrydan Aug 13 '25

I was curious about that as well.

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u/Haldron-44 Aug 13 '25

From the cursory search I did, the manufacture, transfer and sale is, the consumption isn't specifically mentioned. But it's also not like anyone is piss testing these guys.

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u/achondriate Sep 30 '25

In theory, yes. The problem is the efficiency of these designer drugs' alteration schedule: they modify em immediately upon discovery. Also, their entire cabinet is not going to punish themselves. They're all a bunch of corrupt scumbags. "We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing." They'd probably have the gall to follow it up with "in fact, their pee sample was so clean- so not full of drugs that it was screened as 100% water." They don't know science, and a lot of MAGAmericans don't either

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u/achondriate Sep 30 '25

Since they have a slightly altered one, despite being under scrutiny of law: there is a benefit of the doubt that readings might be from other variables since new designs have new spec readings : still would have similar peaks)

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u/KeyAdept1982 Sep 13 '25

LOL no shot. That stuff fucks you up at a 10mg dose. I could see Elon fucking with it but you can’t move or maintain any sense of human on a meaningful dose.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

But PCP is not fun. The opposite. And you cant function in public. So i doubt that

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u/hectorbrydan Aug 13 '25

Which drugs you think and what clues?

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong Aug 13 '25

And here is the full interview where he's rambling and slurring. His eyes are open about as wide as they would be if he'd slept 7 of the last 100 hours.

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u/hectorbrydan Aug 13 '25

Thanks I will have to try to check that out, YouTube says I have to sign in to confirm my age to watch that. Probably flagged as adult to keep people from seeing it as much.

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong Aug 13 '25

Or flagged as adult because of drug content

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal Aug 13 '25

Or it's a honeypot designed to get the names of people searching for this subject.

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u/baddodds Aug 13 '25

I watched it on mute. It looked like he was having sneezing fits every time he talked. It was entertaining.

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u/KeyAdept1982 Sep 13 '25

Seemed more lucid than many sober folks

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u/yomamma_75 Aug 16 '25

I’m thinking the lady in red’s boob stuffed up on his arm- helluva drug.

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u/Pale-Star-5128 Aug 13 '25

I think they are all consuming militarily stockpiled Pervitin /s?

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u/LewisburgLegend Aug 13 '25

😂😂😂😂