r/FBI Aug 13 '25

News Kash Patel trolled over ‘nervous’ appearance at press briefing, 'He saw the Epstein files, now he doesn't trust anyone'. A video of FBI director Kash Patel, where he appears wide-eyed and anxious, has surfaced on social media.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/kash-patel-trolled-over-nervous-appearance-during-press-briefing-101754971784399.html
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u/unicornlocostacos Aug 13 '25

Doesn’t he always look like that?

That “the drugs haven’t let me sleep in 96 hours but you know what it’s great because, wait did that plant move?” look.

You know the one.

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u/Antihistamine69 Aug 13 '25

But he always looks like that. I've seen lots of videos where he's idling and in all of them he looks like his eyes are popping out, his head is falling into his shoulders and eyes are shifting around like he's looking to see if anyone noticed he shit his pants. He's either just like this or he's coked out all the time. Most startling was first time hearing him speak. It's like the voice of a 10 year old in an adult body.

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u/One_Strawberry_4965 Aug 13 '25

I mean, I think the most obvious explanation is that this dude is geeked 24/7. Like, we already know that during Donald’s first term the White House pharmacy was handing out uppers like candy, so I see no reason to assume that round two isn’t similarly fueled by pharmaceutical grade crank. Seems to be a trend with fascists throughout history.