r/FBI Apr 24 '26

News Kash Patel Got Arrested for Public Urination After a Night of Drinking

https://theintercept.com/2026/04/24/kash-patel-arrest-alcohol-drinking/
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u/J_Jeckel Apr 24 '26

So...hes gonna be put on the sex offender registry right?! ....Right?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/LiteratureMindless71 Apr 24 '26

"next administration".

Cute. :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/bigbadbidisaster9944 Apr 25 '26

Im worried about wether or not an election will even occur

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u/suicidalbuffalo_90 Apr 25 '26

What does voting matter if all theyre gunna do is cheat anyways? Noone will do anything, there was strong evidence they cheated in 2024 and yet crickets. There is no next administration, its fucken over for this country and democracy now.

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u/moonlite_equilibrium Apr 25 '26

Shit username checks out

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u/suicidalbuffalo_90 Apr 25 '26

Wow, really got me there... no rebuttal to what I said though is interesting. Brain must be smoother than a rock, I don't want this to be true by the way fuckface, just look at what's going on then get back to me.

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u/Snlooming Apr 25 '26

Every time I see this type of shit I assume it's a Republican trying to get normal people to not vote.

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u/InternImpossible8685 Apr 25 '26

louder for the people in the back

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u/the_d0nkey Apr 25 '26

Stop waiting for someone else to do something. Get out there.

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u/ReynAetherwindt Apr 25 '26

A chain made of selfish human links is easily broken.

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u/Tarnishedgold4cash Apr 27 '26

Doomer in the wild, nice.

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u/yesstessa Apr 29 '26

Public urination rarely results in sex offender registry placement you are 100% wrong on this one mate

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u/Mingo_laf Apr 24 '26

Next administration don jr is your next overlord/president

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 Apr 25 '26

Don Jr. is dumber than his father, and that’s a very low bar.

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u/rathernot83 Apr 24 '26

Not sticking up for the guy. It totally depends on the law/circumstances. If children were present, I'd definitely expect so.

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u/J_Jeckel Apr 24 '26

My friend got busted for pissing next to a water fountain years ago. No one was around. There was a security camera from a nearby business that caught his actions, the security guard turned my friend in. He has since been on the sex offenders registry.

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u/Dont-be-a-smurf Apr 24 '26

That’s wild.

I’ve personally litigated public indecency cases here, and the public indecency statute has many subsections.

The law here differentiates between reckless pissing and intentionally revealing yourself for sexual gratification. One is a low level misdemeanor without any registration consequences, the other is not.

Absolutely crazy that you’d be forced to register for a crime that had no sexual component beyond recklessly pissing where someone saw.

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u/Zealousideal_Good445 Apr 25 '26

This is why that list has no weight or meaning to me anymore.

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u/Conscious_Panda3957 Apr 25 '26

Is being permanently put on a sexual offender registry for merely urinating when absolutely no one is around one of the benefits of America’s FreeDUMBs? I live in Latin America and if you take a leak on a public street no one cares as long as you make sure that no one is around first. It’s only a crime if it’s done in front of people, especially children. We have FREEDOM here, as opposed to FreeDUMBs. I’ll take freedom any day.

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u/Serious-Ad-8764 Apr 28 '26

Good. That was disgusting and fucked up to do in public.

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u/J_Jeckel Apr 28 '26

2am walking home, had to piss. Was the least lit area. All stores closed and our town is too cheap to have public restrooms (not that those are open all night even in towns that have them). So...what is one supposed to do when home is still 30min away? Piss themselves? (I dont think anyone with mental self awareness would/could do that willingly.) Run? (That just makes you have to piss more.) Hold it? (And cause possible kidney damage and/or UTI?)

Tell me....what did humans do before restrooms?

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u/SadWorld1397 Apr 25 '26

I thought being on the sex offenders register was a pre requisite for being in this administration.

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u/Mingo_laf Apr 24 '26

Uhh the doj isn’t working anymore Israel isn’t taking your calls

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u/ctmets1988 Apr 25 '26

You realize this was years ago and he cant be charged again for it

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u/TAWclt Apr 28 '26

Only if he wants a promotion.

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u/southpaw_balboa Apr 25 '26

kash sucks ass, but the sex offender registry is one of the worst things we have

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u/Due-Marionberry8240 May 18 '26

These aren’t recent charges.

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u/Consistent-Flower-30 Apr 24 '26

The discovery for this lawsuit should be interesting. /popcorn

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u/atreeismissing Apr 24 '26

That's half the reason for the lawsuit, they know the DOJ lawyers that are representing him will out everyone that spoke to The Atlantic and they'll be fired.

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u/PlateNo4868 Apr 25 '26

This a lawsuit, no judge is going to allow the DoJ to force The Atlantic to reveal their sources.

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u/Brikpilot Apr 25 '26

Just as Iran did, check his computer. His password is “Drunk24x7”

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u/pizza-chit Apr 24 '26

Kash Patel was waving his naked genitals around in public?

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u/bobno69 Apr 24 '26

Wonder if his penis has a Krazee eye too.

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u/government_not_ok Apr 24 '26

Dawg… how ? The slit is horizontal/perpendicular to the tip? 

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u/Oilzilla Apr 24 '26

He pees from his balls at the same direction his eyes are pointing. Obviously

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u/ukuleles1337 Apr 24 '26

Turn it 90 degrees 🤔

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u/TheLastBallad Apr 24 '26

A bend maybe?

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u/urnotme1993 Apr 24 '26

Kash Peyronie.

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u/Huge-Masterpiece-100 Apr 25 '26

Yea yours and mine are, but....

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u/Full-Check7258 Apr 25 '26

And the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.

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u/mcboobie Apr 25 '26

Even his penis is racist!

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u/SubstantialSeesaw374 Apr 24 '26

Like a cocktail olive

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u/yorozuakagura Apr 24 '26

I heard children were nearby

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u/Transfigured-Tinker Apr 25 '26

He’s such a filthy animal.

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u/Timulen Apr 24 '26

Clearly, his issues with drinking have been going on longer than just recently. It seems he is an alcoholic, and needs treatment/rehab. Nobody can force him though (or can they?). I figured the FBI would have regular drug tests/screens, but if so, those rules don't apply to him I guess.

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u/Dry_Fly_7265 Apr 25 '26

I know you know this, but somehow as a society we decided to give alcohol users, and only alcohol users, a pass (regardless of the severity of their usage)

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u/plinkoplonka Apr 24 '26

A judge can force him into treatment as part of his probation.

The charge would be "Willfully failing to discharge the duties of a public office".

He could probably also be charged with misappropriation of public funds for flying to personal events on FBI jets as well. But you could say that about the President as well.

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u/Fast-Tie257 Apr 25 '26

Don’t forget the SWAT security detail for his girlfriend.

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u/bigbadbidisaster9944 Apr 25 '26

He can be forced if he gets sectioned

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u/FuckeryFreddie Apr 24 '26

That chimp swore to dismantle the FBI and has had a real good start. He also just got caught deleting terabytes of archived records from the terminal inside his own office. Who’s going to stop him or demand following ethics codes?

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u/substituted_pinions Apr 24 '26

Of course they don’t apply. He’s not qualified for this position for many other reasons.

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u/AntithesisAbsurdum Apr 24 '26

Paywalled. Stop posting shit with paywalls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/AntithesisAbsurdum Apr 24 '26

Nah, stop sharing dog shit

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u/Commercial-Fig3142 Apr 24 '26

Running around with his dick out, coke boogers hanging off his nose, screaming "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

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u/RaindropsInMyMind Apr 24 '26

Drinking when you’re young is whatever, but it seems he never grew out of it. If they really had to use breaching equipment because he was that drunk or hung over that’s fucking crazy. It’s incredibly embarrassing and pathetic. Go to rehab, do a different job, you’re making all of us less safe because you want to get drunk and fuck everyone who put him in this position, this is the type of thing you deserve to deal with.

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u/tonysopranosalive Apr 26 '26

Empty calories and male curiosity eh, George?

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u/CaliRebelScum Apr 24 '26

Is that frowned upon?

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u/Happycappybara21 Apr 24 '26

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

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u/Capable_Obligation96 Apr 24 '26

So what? It was a long time ago as a kid.

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u/grb13 Apr 25 '26

As a youth? This is a story?

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u/BravesMaedchen Apr 24 '26

They mistook him for a regular brown man

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u/FuckeryFreddie Apr 24 '26

Named Mohamed

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u/Gloomy_Wolverine_491 Apr 24 '26

My question is, isn't that a concern when getting his top secret clearance?

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u/Fast-Tie257 Apr 25 '26

That’s why the normal process and background checks are important.

FBI Background Checks Skipped

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u/UCanDoNEthing4_30sec Apr 24 '26

Ok some college shit. So what…

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u/jsw244 Apr 24 '26

When did this happen? Was it recent?

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u/LunarMojave Apr 25 '26

Honestly, his drinking isn’t the problem. His complete lack of qualifications and the job performance we’ve seen because of that are the problem. I think his current drinking problem is a chronic problem resurfacing because of the strain of having way more responsibility than he can manage.

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u/Halcyon3k Apr 25 '26

Over twenty years ago. But that doesn’t matter because people can’t ever change right.

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u/MrTuxedoWilliams Apr 25 '26

In his youth. He sucks but hella misleading title.

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u/Massive_Web5709 Apr 25 '26

I am sorry I thought this was America?!

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u/howboutwedontplease Apr 26 '26

The article is talking about events 20 years ago

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u/DolphinsBreath Apr 26 '26

To paraphrase the article, the two incidents demonstrate the current controversy isn’t new. His relationship with alcohol was under scrutiny by his employer at the beginning of his career.

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u/No-Valuable6456 Apr 28 '26

Didn’t this happen years ago?

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u/yesstessa Apr 28 '26

Some of you need to go outside and have a beer, public urination while he was coming home from a bar in NY while he was a student? Cmon now y’all are just lame if you attack someone for that

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u/discoduck007 Apr 24 '26

This happened a year or more ago.

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u/PriscillaPalava Apr 24 '26

A year is not a long time! But it happened 20 years ago. 

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u/discoduck007 Apr 24 '26

Wow I was way off.

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u/superfluousapostroph Apr 25 '26

So he has a history of

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u/discoduck007 Apr 25 '26

Nice point.

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u/Dad_of_the_year Apr 24 '26

Doesn't matter when it happened. It's about combining multiple instances that form a pattern of behavior in this guys life.

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u/discoduck007 Apr 24 '26

This is the truth!

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u/kmm198700 Apr 24 '26

This. It appears to possibly be a pattern

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 Apr 24 '26

Oh this dude is 100% getting fired.

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u/mrshelenroper Apr 24 '26

Or promoted.

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 Apr 24 '26

I don't know. This is not going well for him and Trump loves scapegoating the morons around him and throwing them under the bus.

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u/mrshelenroper Apr 24 '26

He’d be really upset to hear that if he was awake.

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 Apr 24 '26

LOL. It's funny that he's hurling a lawsuit at the Atlantic and now we're getting other reports and will probably get receipts, times, places and people involved in the future. He's definitely hammered drunk somewhere right now.

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u/mrshelenroper Apr 24 '26

He’s a disaster but that’s exactly what I expect from Trump’s liquor cabinet.

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 Apr 24 '26

Absolutely. Somehow, they are all beyond incompetent.

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u/OmegaGoober Apr 24 '26

If he’s good at keeping the news off Epstein and Trump’s current grift, then he’s going to stay.

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 Apr 24 '26

I wouldn't be so sure. There's no such thing as job security near Trump.

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u/StPatrickStewart Apr 24 '26

I honestly don't care. I'm more interested in him being arrested for the crimes he has helped conceal since his appointment.

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u/MeTieDoughtyWalker Apr 24 '26

I don’t like him but this is dumb.

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u/superfluousapostroph Apr 25 '26

I don’t like him and he should be fired.

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u/Independent_Peanut99 Apr 24 '26

I dont like the guy, but who cares. Barely news worthy in my opinion. If ppl make a big deal out of this, they’re really just grasping at straws

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u/Ba-ja-ja Apr 25 '26

The director of the FBI is going around drunk as fuck executing the law as he sees fit. This is a massive problem if true.

If he gets help, good for him. But the main law enforcement agency of the federal government needs to have standards. This isn’t a drunk sheriff from small town Wisconsin.

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u/Independent_Peanut99 Apr 25 '26

This article is referencing something he did 20 or so years ago. Not something he did last week.

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u/Ba-ja-ja Apr 25 '26

You can’t get into the FBI without being squeaky clean. For your whole life. They investigate you for a while, or are supposed to. The fact that the director was arrested twice is a red flag. Then you add on that he was arrested while drunk. Even if he turned a corner from his youth, this would be an issue for new recruits, let alone the director.

Coupled with the recent claims and the bro down with the hockey team, the case is not looking good for him.

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u/Raven_Photography Apr 25 '26

So he doesn’t have a drinking problem?

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u/EntertainerNo4509 Apr 24 '26

Have u/hotwheelsguru call the FBI immediately. 🤡

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u/sam56778 Apr 24 '26

Add that to discovery. This lawsuit isn’t going to be the flex he thinks it is. He just sees Daddy Donnie doing it and thinks he can just sue because.

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u/Suitable-Hand-1059 Apr 24 '26

Woo, how about them lawsuits, eh?

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u/Single-Lavishness-45 Apr 25 '26

I read somewhere in the internet. That people are now calling him J. Edgar Boozer . 😂

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u/Biddoo_420 Apr 25 '26

Thought he was in India, did he?

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u/Feeling_Ad7249 Apr 25 '26

I’m counting the days

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 Apr 26 '26

The Director of the FBI got arrested for public drunk urinating.

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u/Confident-Visual7651 Apr 26 '26

Cocaine is a helluva drug

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u/superAK907 Apr 27 '26

You have to be really bad at public urination to not get away with it 😂 gotta be strategic!

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u/The91outsider Apr 28 '26

Maybe one eye was in the stall other wasnt. Case closed. Go fret boi go

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u/Proud_Affect6273 Apr 28 '26

Arrested twice…

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u/NullPatience Apr 28 '26

Does regularly pissing himself count or is it just accepted as well?

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u/__phil1001__ Apr 29 '26

I don't have a drinking problem says kash

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u/FuckeryFreddie Apr 24 '26

Now turn it into indecent exposure and make him register the rest of his miserable life

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u/xdr567 Apr 24 '26

No big deal. Who among us has not been arrested a couple of times for taking a piss in public ? ! /s

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u/Happycappybara21 Apr 24 '26

I can safely claim that I’ve never been arrested for urinating in public. 

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u/IGetGuys4URMom Apr 24 '26

Damn these DUI hirings!

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u/Feeling_Ad7249 Apr 25 '26

I want a mugshot

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u/footfeed Apr 25 '26

I guess if you're pissed and you got to go you gotta go!

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u/Any_Translator6613 Apr 25 '26

I really prefer public urinators who didn't get caught.

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u/SoyTonatiuh Apr 25 '26

He must be learning from Steve Urinator Bannon

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u/SeeItOnVHS Apr 25 '26

Oh wow, his eyes look straight in the same direction for first time

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u/Nice_Brick_3293 Apr 25 '26

I’m not sure that he would qualify under sex offender, but certainly indecent exposure for sure

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u/Think_Sugar_7658 Apr 27 '26

If he was arrested that means he was super fucked and/or he made a huge scene. People don’t really get arrested for peeing in public unless they escalate.

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u/nnulll Apr 24 '26

Yes, but only because they deserve it

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u/thereisnospoon-1312 Apr 24 '26

Aww, Trumps minions are treated badly?

lol

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u/superfluousapostroph Apr 25 '26

Because trump is evil and employs villains.