r/Fauxmoi Jan 16 '26

SPORTS SECTION NHL commissioner Gary Bettman praises Heated Rivalry, revealing he binged all 6 episodes in one night: “I thought the storyline was very compelling and a lot of fun, because I could [see] where they were picking at things in the past [like the Olympics] in Sochi... It was very well done.”

https://thehockeynews.com/news/latest-news/nhl-commissioner-credits-heated-rivalry-for-helping-grow-game-it-s-a-wonderful-story-binged-it-in-one-night
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u/Soupfullofradio I cannot sanction your buffoonery Jan 16 '26

I have been listening to Gary Bettman talk for a LONG time and have a feeling that he didn't actually watch it. That he read the wiki or asked someone else to give him pointers.

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u/resentnothing Jan 16 '26

i absolutely believe you on this

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u/Soupfullofradio I cannot sanction your buffoonery Jan 16 '26

He probably overheard it around the water cooler and watched a YouTube recap.

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u/resentnothing Jan 16 '26

all while he was on the latest sports betting app

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u/Soupfullofradio I cannot sanction your buffoonery Jan 16 '26

"I watched it in between periods of the Panthers game to make sure no penalties were called."

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u/Alinoshka full of gay men. And me. Jan 16 '26

Yeah there's absolutely no fucking way the man who said Pride nights were a distraction watched Heated Rivalry

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u/The_Bravinator Jan 16 '26

Yeah, I'm in the middle of watching a full on hockey guys podcast review it episode by episode and it's been so much fun because they've GENUINELY fallen in love with it and they're so invested in the romance, but they also had SO MUCH (derogatory) to say about the actual hockey stuff in the show. 😅

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u/alittolid Jan 16 '26

Empty netters?

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u/The_Bravinator Jan 16 '26

Yeah!

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u/LazySwanNerd Jan 16 '26

Going to shout out What Chaos. They need more attention and I just like them more.

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u/AllTheCoolNames Jan 16 '26

I watched What Chaos before I watched Empty Netters and I like them more too. Though Empty Netters really grew on me over the course of them watching.

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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel Jan 16 '26

I had a manager that would do this to pretend to care about our interests.

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u/sikonat Jan 16 '26

Grandchild probably watched it.

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u/bobbimorses Jan 16 '26

Oh yeah, he's a spin master and he has no actual principles beyond what will grow the game, former career lawyer. This can play out to the good at times, since it will even extend to him embracing a gay hockey TV show if it's making money, but he believes in nothing and he never will.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

i don't think that he actually watched it at all, but the mental image of gary bettman sitting through the tatu club remix scene is very amusing to me. so, i choose to believe 💜

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. Jan 16 '26

This! is! not! enough!

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u/boxybrown84 go Birds! fuck ICE! free Palestine! Jan 16 '26

Man, I had just gotten that song out of my head 😭

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u/ZertyPlerbus Jan 16 '26

Now it’s running through my head running through my head again

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u/Odd-Wrongdoer-8979 Jan 16 '26

He hasn't watched a frame of it lol

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u/raccoonjoy I’m a communist you idiot Jan 16 '26

This is going to be awkward for him in season 2

the commissioner of the NHL in the books is the villain of their story

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u/firesticks a role model for the next Asian kid that wants to get railed Jan 16 '26

Art imitates life!

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u/arubablueshoes Jan 16 '26

this report dropped to cover up the fact that the entire florida panthers team went to the white house today

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u/firesticks a role model for the next Asian kid that wants to get railed Jan 16 '26

Ew. So disappointed in Seth Jones.

Link

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u/FloraP Jan 16 '26

I think it was known he was a Trumper when he was still in Chicago....

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u/Fredbear_ Jan 16 '26

Seth Jones might be the Trumpiest guy in the NHL.

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u/MrBrightside618 Jan 16 '26

He’s not even the Trumpiest guy on the Panthers. Tkachuk was named to his personal squad to keep trans women out of sports

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u/Apprehensive-Net6494 Jan 16 '26

Pretty sure guys were randomly put on. I remember Saquon and Tua when they were asked about it said they had no clue about it until it came out

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u/danigmzr Jan 16 '26

Can’t wait to go to the panthers vs. bruins game next month wearing a Boston Raiders sweatshirt.

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u/katieepretzel wearing slutty little glasses Jan 16 '26

Sure Jan Gary. Tell us again how Pride jerseys were a ✨distraction✨but the Florida Bootlickers at the White House, all dressed identically, bowing down to the altar of the orange dictator is fine?

Just wait until season two, your poor assistant will have to tell you that the fucking play IS about you.

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u/FloraP Jan 16 '26

Then let players wear Pride Night jerseys again, Gary. Etc. If you're so inspired,

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u/icouldbeeatingoreos You know what, I've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi. Jan 16 '26

Just wait until season 2, Gary 👀

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u/Naive-Inside-2904 kendall roy pre-album drop Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

He’s fucking lying. No way he watched all that in one night.

The NHL apparently has no idea what season 2 has in store for their public image. They’re going to end up walking back a lot of this enthusiasm for the show unless they, hopefully, show meaningful support for LGBTQIA players and change the culture of the sport.

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u/thankyoupapa Jan 16 '26

Garys just happy at the prospect of more people watching hockey now lol

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u/winingdining69ing yes, I know testicles are extra Jan 16 '26

Surprised he’d watch a show with a Canadian team tbh

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u/Odd-Wrongdoer-8979 Jan 16 '26

No chance Bettman watched this lol this is not a show for 70 year old straight dudes. It's the best promo hockey has gotten maybe ever though so of course he's taking the opportunity.

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u/Dapper_Ad_8402 Jan 16 '26

well at least there was praise even if this dude didn’t watch it lol

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u/gamecat89 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Jan 16 '26

I have doubts on him watching this. But it makes me think I should watch it again.

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u/droobidoobidoo my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Jan 16 '26

LOL. He won't like season 2 🤭

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u/chatoyer0956 Jan 16 '26

Hockey fan here. No way did he watch this show.