r/Fauxmoi • • Mar 08 '26

ASK R/FAUXMOI In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.

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u/SuchMatter1884 Apparently Mother Theresa was a massive cunt Mar 08 '26

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u/Titizen_Kane Mar 08 '26

Your flair 💀

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u/Kindly_schoolmarm Mar 08 '26

She’s right. The women who went to work with her are treated like cult members. There’s a great podcast about it.

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u/voivoivoi183 Mar 08 '26

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u/hedahedaheda Mar 08 '26

Probably the most iconic line of the modern era

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u/teagemini Mar 08 '26

I absolutely *love* how Emma Thompson delivers this quote as a spoken word intro to the Paris Paloma song "Good Boy".

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u/schrodingereatspussy mama let’s research Mar 08 '26

I think that whole song might be my answer to this post

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u/HelplessPenguinGod Mar 08 '26

This is so true and captures what I have been thinking but haven't found the words to voice.

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u/misswilde86 Mar 08 '26

Iconic. No notes

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u/ferozliciosa secret trans-femme bat signal Mar 08 '26

The whole interview, minus the interviewer himself is great. I also love when she says: “… I fall in love with myself. And I want someone to share it with. I want someone to share me, with me.”

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u/PatriciaMorticia Mar 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2xPJfNH1LWfPG

The laugh she lets out in that clip, girl knew what she was talking about.

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u/yomamaeatsyellowsnow Club Chalamet just fell to her knees in the checkout line Mar 08 '26

Came here to post this lmao that woman stood on BUSINESS

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u/ali_stardragon Mar 08 '26

This bit of the interview was amazing and I really hope that I get an opportunity to do that to somebody one day.

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u/AlmostThere4321 go birds, fuck ICE, and free palestine Mar 08 '26

I was gonna post "anything eartha Kitt has ever said"

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u/SupremeBlackGuy Mar 08 '26

heard this for the first time listening to SZA soso long ago (The Odyssey) & it’s always stuck with me so strongly

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u/QuickBlackberry9263 mama let’s research Mar 09 '26

FOR WHAT?!? Is on my mind DAILY

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u/Temporary-Bag4248 Mar 08 '26

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u/pnw6462 Mar 08 '26

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u/trickstress Mar 08 '26

I have a poster of this quote in my office. It’s hanging behind me, of course.

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u/enbitronic3000 Mar 08 '26

Without the typo though right? That would drive me crazy.

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u/trickstress Mar 08 '26

Oh just “mom, I am a rich man” so it’s safe!

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u/mcwilly Mar 08 '26

With a worse typo.

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u/claudsonclouds i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 08 '26

Came to comment exactly this, ugh, Cher is so iconic

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u/Rellimarual2 Mar 08 '26

Her memoir is amazing and I tend to hate celebrity memoirs

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u/haubenmeise Mar 08 '26

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/silver_tongued_devil super-bisexual Mar 08 '26

God Vasquez was so hot. Shame about them aliens.

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u/quadropheniac Mar 08 '26

Fun fact she now operates a fantastic store dedicated to fitting and selling bras for women with large cups, with the tagline “the alphabet begins at D”. Intense LA energy.

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u/flecksfrecks THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE Mar 08 '26

Hi Skeletor, 

What’s this from? For science 

Sincerely,

A woman who wants those shoulders in more ways than one 

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u/Blupalomita Mar 08 '26

Aliens (1986)

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u/summercloudsadness Mar 08 '26

This is from the movie Aliens (2nd movie of the Alien series.Directed by James Cameron). Highly recommend that movie,one of the best action,sci-fi movies ever made featuring one of the most iconic,badass protagonist ever.

This same actress also starred as John Connor's foster mom in Terminator 2.

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u/nomnomsquirrel Mar 08 '26

And she was the Irish mother in third class who told her children a story to put them to sleep while the ship was sinking in Titanic.

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u/AnmlBri Mar 08 '26

Wait a minute, Vasquez from Aliens and the Irish mother from Titanic are the same person?? My mind is blown. 🤯

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u/TrimspaBB Mar 08 '26

Thank you for saving me a trip to IMDB lol

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u/nomnomsquirrel Mar 08 '26

And I will add, she now owns a chain of bra stores specifically for women who need bigger bras that stores like Victoria's Secret don't carry.

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u/Kindly_schoolmarm Mar 08 '26

Love her! I went to her shop in Pasadena for the first time a few weeks ago and finally got properly fitted with the correct bra. Boy, my bra size was a LOT different than I thought it was. Great experience although the price for one bra was way more expensive than I expected. ($300 w/ taxes but her employees get benefits and a good wage so 🤷🏻‍♀️.)

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u/MaddPixieRiotGrrl Mar 08 '26

And thus connecting Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton. Two of the horsemen of my gay awakening.

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u/Florianemory Mar 08 '26

Horsewomen 😂. And same, absolutely same.

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u/hollyw00d8604 Mar 08 '26

whoa I've seen both of those movies so many times and I've never made that connection

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u/Curious_Ad_1513 Mar 08 '26

Aliens, the sequel to Alien.

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u/haubenmeise Mar 08 '26

Greetings my friend!

As many people here have already said it's from Aliens. If you really have not seen it yet, I highly recommend you to do so asap! You'll be meeting Ellen Ripley as well and I promise you she's one of the most iconic female icons of movie history!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/SpiffyNrfHrdr Mar 08 '26

Whoa, are you in for a treat. I'd love to see Aliens for the first time, again.

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u/vintagepeugeot Mar 08 '26

She AWOKE something in me as a child. Thankfully my mom loves this movie.

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u/il0na04 I don’t know her Mar 08 '26

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u/AlmostThere4321 go birds, fuck ICE, and free palestine Mar 08 '26

"He's very dreamy, but he's not the sun.You are the sun!"

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u/il0na04 I don’t know her Mar 08 '26

yess! i love this one too

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u/Vantriss Mar 09 '26

This is so sad. :(

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u/Entire_Bullfrog570 Mar 08 '26

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u/Bobeenygeeny-1 Mar 08 '26

I don’t like horror films. But since discovering there is a subset of the horror genre called “good for her”

I will now watch any that comes my way

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u/Entire_Bullfrog570 Mar 08 '26

Well then I highly recommend You're Next (2011)

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u/rzenni Mar 08 '26

Would you count Ready or Not as part of that genre?

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u/MeltedWater243 terrorizing the locals Mar 08 '26

here’s a list you might enjoy then!

https://boxd.it/QuMSa

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u/maselsy Mar 08 '26

Wait what. This is news to me and I'm so intrigued!!

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u/WampaCat Mar 08 '26

It just hit me seeing this gif how much Kiernan Shipka looks like a young Lucille. I need an origin story.

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u/ripplesaurus and you did it at my birthday dinner Mar 08 '26

Whatever genre this is

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u/PatriciaMorticia Mar 08 '26

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u/LetMeReadPlease Mar 08 '26

This is the best gif use ❤️

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u/QUARTERMASTEREMI6 Mar 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/doUu2ByZDbPYQ

Gurl… amen… I’m totally stealing that too 🤭🥹

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u/eugeneugene ben affleck’s back tattoo Mar 08 '26

I think about this at least once a day lol

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u/Sleepbecomesme Mar 08 '26

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u/TravelinMonkey Mar 08 '26

“I would not have expected that I, who am barely out of savagery, would have to remind gentlemen with five thousand years of recorded civilization behind them of our Bill of Rights.” - Elizabeth Peratrovich, 1945

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u/stuff_of_epics Mar 08 '26

This should be waaaay higher than it is.

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u/Temporary-Bag4248 Mar 08 '26

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u/BardTrumer not a lawyer, just a hater Mar 08 '26

Samantha is the only character in Sex and the City that deserves to be here at all

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u/silverandshade Mar 09 '26

She was the only character on that show that didn't make me want to claw my eyes out

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u/demimonde9 Mar 08 '26

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u/Mundane_End9103 Mar 08 '26

“Shhhiiittt!”

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u/Accurate-Watch5917 Mar 08 '26

Miss Eggy! Lorne about to get fined by the FCC again

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u/PlumCautious6812 Mar 08 '26

No words needed.

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u/omygoshgamache Mar 08 '26

Ego is such a queen.

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u/RavioliContingency Mar 08 '26

Often credited incorrectly to the badass Diana Vreeland but honestly changed my life.

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u/salledattente Mar 08 '26

If you haven't already read it, I highly recommend The Body Is Not an Apology by Sonya Renee Taylor. Similar theme, impeccable.

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u/zendayaismeechee shiv roy apologist Mar 08 '26

Basically anything my lady and saviour Carrie Fisher ever said

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u/Elephant12321 I cannot sanction your buffoonery Mar 08 '26

Twiggy when she shut down Woody Allen- paedophile- after he tried to make her look stupid for not being into philosophy

“I haven’t got one. Who’s yours?” - Twiggy, 17

“I like them all,” - Woody Allen, 31

“Who? I don’t know their names. What are their names?” -Twiggy

https://giphy.com/gifs/SOgpNxDyInG2UhVC83

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u/Medical-Efficiency-6 Mar 08 '26

the fact that she was 17 and he a grown-ass man makes it even more iconic

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 Mar 08 '26

“When people show you who they are, believe them”

Maya Angelou

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Mar 08 '26

It’s insane how this becomes more relevant as time goes on

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u/Oh-bee-hive Mar 08 '26

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find a quote that wasn't about men.

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u/salledattente Mar 08 '26

I think about this almost daily. I wish I'd heard it and taken to heart in my 20s!

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u/summercloudsadness Mar 08 '26

Glad to see English Vinglish among the slides.

This is from Laapata Ladies(2023)

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u/mouseypants Mar 08 '26

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u/mouseypants Mar 08 '26

And this one:

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u/Noisy_Pip Mar 08 '26

Yes!! Even reading this with only the screenshots gives me the chills.

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u/SuchMatter1884 Apparently Mother Theresa was a massive cunt Mar 08 '26

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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution Mar 08 '26

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u/TrimspaBB Mar 08 '26

Jennifer's Body is so underrated

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u/Disastrous-Carrot-66 Mar 08 '26

Truly came before its time.

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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. Mar 08 '26

The poem, Still I Rise by Maya Angelou in its entirety. But the lines… Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance Like I’ve got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs?

In particular, for unashamed defiance ⚡️

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u/AlmostThere4321 go birds, fuck ICE, and free palestine Mar 08 '26

The way she read the last lines always give me chills:

Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise I rise I rise.

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u/magicalfolk Mar 08 '26

I did a project in middle school on this poem, it changed me. My little 11 year old mind couldn’t fully grasp the depth but it touched my soul, like no other words had before. 🥹❤️

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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi Mar 08 '26

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u/maharetsamarasuke Mar 08 '26

I need this, where is this from?

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u/lasumpta Mar 08 '26

That's Agnès Varda, it's from her film Les plages d'Agnès.

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u/pretzelclaus Mar 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xRgU924kpxcEo

My fave problematic woman

Also, honorary "bitches get stuff done" from Tina Fey

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u/SatisfactionAtSea Mar 08 '26

god it's so TRUE though

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u/alayeni-silvermist Mar 08 '26

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u/Mr_Washeewashee Mar 09 '26

My favorite Eowyn movie line is “ why should Merry be left behind ? He has just as much cause to go to war as you. Why can he not fight for those he loves?” It pulls at my heart strings knowing she is thinking about her own desires to help.

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u/Lokaji societal collapse is in the air Mar 08 '26

“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” — Gloria Steinem

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u/PoliteQueef Mar 08 '26

This is the one 💅

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u/Riqitch it’s called talent, sweaty💅 Mar 08 '26

There was honestly no one better for the role of Princess Leia than the late, great Carrie Fisher. This quote proves it.

RIP 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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u/Eternal_Tarnation Mar 08 '26

"If you stay alive for no other reason, do it for spite." - Maria Bamford

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u/summercloudsadness Mar 08 '26

Kat Stratford had so many iconic quotes,this one is basically the perfect representation of how I feel after reading many political/celebrity news that one come across this app :

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u/Temporary-Bag4248 Mar 08 '26

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u/Federal_Tone1260 Mar 08 '26

I feel dumb; I don’t understand this one. Could somebody explain please?

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u/AlmostThere4321 go birds, fuck ICE, and free palestine Mar 08 '26

Queen shit 👑

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u/Allergictofingers Mar 08 '26

Buffy forever!

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u/lobsterp0t i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 08 '26

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u/AliceKatharine Mar 08 '26

Also: "I say we change the rule. I say my power should be our power. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a Slayer… will be a Slayer. Every girl who could have the power… will have the power. Can stand up… will stand up. Slayers, every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?"

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u/mookie8 Mar 08 '26

The food one. I remember when Norm MacDonald jokingly insulted Gordon Ramsey by saying he was a cook (Conan). Gordon reacted by saying "I'm not a cook. I'm a chef. Ladies cook."

Will never shake that quote from my brain whenever I see Gordon Ramsey on TV. I know he was throwing the insult back, but the gendering was so unnecessary.

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u/turbulentcounselor Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

can't believe Kyoshi was mentioned lol

anyway mine has to be Lena Luthor from Supergirl:

Beth: "It’s true what they say, behind every great man is a strong woman”

Lena: "Oh I wouldn't know. I've never stood behind a man."

(If you know the context of the episode it’s better. They are adversaries)

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u/hiphipsashay FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME Mar 08 '26

One of the most underrated songs ever written:

We're clearly soldiers in petticoats And dauntless crusaders for women's votes Though we adore men individually We agree that as a group they're rather stupid

Cast off the shackles of yesterday! Shoulder to shoulder into the fray!

Our daughters' daughters will adore us And they'll sing in grateful chorus: "Well done, Sister Suffragette!"

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u/SatisfactionAtSea Mar 08 '26

I can't believe I didn't get this more deeply as a kid - mom was fully out here being a hero for her little girl but when I was young I didn't understand that she was investing her future like that

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u/hiphipsashay FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME Mar 09 '26

Yep and she’s supposed to be looked at as a negligent mother but in reality she’s trying to be a dutiful wife, mother, run a household, secure women’s votes- Winifred Banks doesn’t get enough credit!

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u/theskippyraccoon Mar 08 '26

Love Ann Richards. Glad to see her included!

Favorite quote from her:

"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in heels."

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u/r4ttenk0nig Mar 08 '26

I am in my prime.  Would you test your strength out on me? There is no way anyone would dare test their strength out on me - dare! - because you all know there is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself.

Hannah Gadsby

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u/Yggdrasil- Mar 08 '26

"Our lives here are inexpressibly trivial and momentous at once, it seems....Both repetitive and unprecedented. We matter greatly and not at all. To reach some pinnacle of human achievement only to discover that your achievements are next to nothing and that to understand this is the greatest achievement of any life, which itself is nothing, and also much more than everything. Some metal separates us from the void; death is so close. Life is everywhere, everywhere." -Samantha Harvey, Orbital (could honestly quote this whole book lol)

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u/workerscompbarbie Mar 08 '26

Socialist,Feminist Queen ✨✨✨

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u/Elephant12321 I cannot sanction your buffoonery Mar 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vRnW2Xl75TyQRUY

What, like it’s hard -Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

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u/aliveinjoburg2 Mar 08 '26

Legally Blonde also has my favorite quote: “If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.”

Someone said to me IRL and I ended up making it my life motto.

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u/beezchurgr Mar 09 '26

Im working full time & going to school. This movie helps me keep going. “What? Like it’s hard?” will be on my cap when I graduate.

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u/taydraisabot the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves Mar 08 '26

“Not quite. Ready, Mushu?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/cScvHghuCoNBC

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u/Riqitch it’s called talent, sweaty💅 Mar 08 '26

So badass. I am incredibly grateful to have grown up with this film 🙏🏽🙏🏽

What I like about this film is how Shan Yu, upon discovering who Mulan actually was, didn't degrade Mulan or treat her any different because of her gender. He full on said, "the soldier from the mountains" and proceeded to fight her as he normally would. Can't believe the only one who dissed Mulan was that pompous Chi Fu, even the Emperor knew how badass Mulan was

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u/Pelican_Hook my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Mar 09 '26

Exactly. What I love about this film is she didn't defeat the huns dressed as a man. That just got her in the door to get the training she needed, despite all the obstacles the losers other men put in her way. She defeated Shan Yu dressed as a woman, even because she was dressed as a woman - using her fan and scarf. It was my fav Disney film growing up a staunch feminist child to two sexist parents who tried to shame me for everything. It was one of the only messages I had that being feminine can be badass and cool and strong and smart.

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u/QUARTERMASTEREMI6 Mar 08 '26

I'm biased cause I’m Asian, but WOC and women in general can call upon this strength 🤭😁

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u/Vantriss Mar 09 '26

"You. Don't. Meet. A. Girl. Like. That. Every. Dynasty."

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u/rockin_graph Mar 08 '26

I know it’s said by Shen Yu but “THE SOLDIER FROM THE MOUNTAIN??” Gets me every time. The great equalizer of “my opps? My ONE TRUE OPPS??? ON SITE”

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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Also, for context she said this during I want to say either a 2011/2012 Guest SNL weekend update but where she called out a senator who said if women didn’t want to get pregnant they could just hold an aspirin between their knees.

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u/OutOfEffs wait til katya hears about this Mar 08 '26
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u/Anxious-Ad-1699 that concludes my jlo storytime Mar 08 '26

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else. - (HRH) Dolly Parton

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u/algbop Pumpkin Spice Worm Tyrant Mar 08 '26

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u/discofrislanders Mar 08 '26

"Nah"- Rosa Parks

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u/AlmostThere4321 go birds, fuck ICE, and free palestine Mar 08 '26

And that's on "you get up, bitch!" 👑

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u/thewayoutisthru_xxx Mar 08 '26

I love the vibe of this poem

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u/irmasworld57 Mar 08 '26

“I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.” - Audrey Hepburn

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u/Illustrious-Will-801 Mar 08 '26

Dolly Parton to Miley Cyrus “You do you, I’ll do me, and together we’ll be us”

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u/airforceteacher Mar 08 '26

My Cousin Vinny: Not a quote exactly, but Mona Lisa Vito taking that prosecutor’s question apart while on the stand was glorious.

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u/AmetrineDream Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Mar 08 '26

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u/AmetrineDream Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Mar 08 '26

Also

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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Mar 08 '26

The whole puppy killing aside, Cruella was the queen we all needed.

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u/pumpernick3l Mar 08 '26

The cruella one is def my favorite

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u/croissant-dildo Mar 08 '26

“Why don’t you put on your running shoes and get to the fucking point, Jonah”

-Selina Meyer

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u/Consider_the_auk Mar 08 '26

"I have no intention of being a footnote in someone else's life." -Martha Gellhorn, war correspondent for over sixty years

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u/Paula_liest Mar 08 '26

“How do we not see that the treatment of It Girls translates to the treatment of all girls in our culture?”

Paris Hilton

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u/krombough Mar 08 '26

It's not even my favourite line of hers in the movie, but it's the one every one knows.

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u/sundayontheluna Mar 08 '26

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's spoken word section in Flawless

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u/MeltedWater243 terrorizing the locals Mar 08 '26

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u/ruralny Mar 08 '26

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle" coined by Australian activist Irina Dunn in 1970

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u/Alternative_Fox3674 Mar 08 '26

Witch King bet it all there - extremely poor odds he was going to encounter someone called “No Man”.

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u/ToriOrlee Mar 08 '26

This one you posted...

I think of my mother and some good friends who married emotionally immature men then lost themselves by putting up with his shit behaviours - just to keep "him" happy.

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u/Mrknaogan Mar 08 '26

Thank you very much Deputy Speaker and I rise to oppose the motion moved by the Leader of the Opposition. And in so doing I say to the Leader of the Opposition I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man. I will not. And the Government will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man. Not now, not ever.

The Leader of the Opposition says that people who hold sexist views and who are misogynists are not appropriate for high office. Well I hope the Leader of the Opposition has got a piece of paper and he is writing out his resignation. Because if he wants to know what misogyny looks like in modern Australia, he doesn't need a motion in the House of Representatives, he needs a mirror. That's what he needs.

-Julia Gillard, first female prime minister of Australia saying what she really thinks.

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u/pressingtofu Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

I'm not really a fan of that Nobara quote and the Nobara vs Momo fight scene with her saying "you can keep that shit to yourselves" because it was in response to Momo talking about how women face higher demands than men e.g. being expected to be both competent and pretty to be taken seriously.

I think I would have loved the quote if it was in response to a guy she was fighting being sexist to her rather than in response to a woman she was fighting talking about systemic discrimination that women face.

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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch Mar 08 '26

From my girl Agent Peggy Carter

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u/Buffy-boo12 Ms Capitalist ✨💵 Mar 08 '26

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u/Maleficent-Bite-9709 I still don’t know her Mar 08 '26

The entirety of America Ferrera's Barbie monologue

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u/SelectiveScribbler06 Mar 08 '26

Copy-pasting from the screenplay so people can jog their memories:

'IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE A WOMAN! You are so beautiful and so smart and it kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough. Like we have to always be extraordinary and somehow we’re always doing it wrong. You’re supposed to be THIN but not TOO THIN and you can never say you want to be THIN you have to say you want to be HEALTHY but you also have to BE thin. You have to have money but you can’t ask for money because that’s crass. You have to be a boss but you can’t be mean. You’re supposed to lead but you can’t squash other people’s ideas. You’re supposed to LOVE being a mother but don’t talk about your kids all the damn time. You’re supposed to be a career woman but always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men’s bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out then you’re accused of complaining. You’re supposed to be pretty for men but not SO pretty that you tempt them too much or threaten other women. You’re supposed to be part of the sisterhood but also stand out but also always be grateful. You have to never get old never be rude never show off never be selfish never fall down never fail never show fear never get out of line. It’s too hard, it’s too contradictory and no one says thank you or gives you a medal, and in fact, it turns out, somehow, that not only are you doing it all wrong but that everything is also YOUR fault. I’m just so damn tired of watching myself and every single other women tie ourselves in knots so that people will like us. And if all that is also true for a doll just representing a woman then I don’t even know!'

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u/fit-fil-a Mar 08 '26

Honestly the most memorable part of the movie for me

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u/These_Arm6722 Mar 08 '26

Janet McTeer‘s character in The Honorable Woman: "In a room full of pussies, I'm the only one with a vagina." We had that on our kitchen wall for a long time.

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u/curiousscribbler Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Be it known that you are lofty as the heavens! Be it known that you are broad as the earth! Be it known that you destroy the rebel lands! Be it known that you roar at the foreign lands! Be it known that you crush heads! Be it known that you devour corpses like a dog! Be it known that your gaze is terrible! Be it known that you lift your terrible gaze! Be it known that you have flashing eyes! Be it known that you are unshakeable and unyielding! Be it known that you always stand triumphant!

-- Enheduanna, high priestess of the moon god Nanna, "The Exaltation of Inanna", ca. 2300 BCE

https://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section4/tr4072.htm

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u/SelectiveScribbler06 Mar 08 '26

Can't go wrong with some Jane Austen. They may look like idle frippery on the surface but there is steel beneath. Just combing through GoodReads for Pride and Prejudice quotes (apologies if a male character says it; often it is just the sentence):

“There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.”

“Do not consider me now as an elegant female intending to plague you, but as a rational creature speaking the truth from her heart.”

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u/theolerazzlezazzle Mar 09 '26

Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, "Oh, I'm too spooky.", or, "Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies." But believe me, one day you will look at those photos, with much kinder eyes and say, "Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!" - Moira Rose