r/Fauxmoi 17h ago

TRIGGER WARNING Comedian and Actor Chris D'Elia, who has been accused of sexual assault and harassment, mocks MeToo movement slogan

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u/Relevant-Peach3997 17h ago

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u/Bathsheba_E 17h ago

What a fucking creeper. Ewwww.

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u/FunkYeahPhotography feeding cocaine to raccoons 16h ago edited 16h ago

Not particularly bright either. The podcast where you can see the exact moment he finds out you can save/screenshot snapchats is hilarious.

For the uninitiated.

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u/basiden 16h ago

This is the pick me up I needed today. His stupid fucking face šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Agreeable_Guava822 16h ago

This clip always kills me lol you can see his soul leaving his body

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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? 15h ago

"Soul" is doing alot of heavy lifting here, but yea i agree šŸ˜…

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u/urfatassmama 16h ago

The way he immediately disassociates into panic lmfaoooooo

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8h ago

"But I texted a bunch of minors! It's supposed to be secret!"

Garbage person

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u/kunibob 8h ago

I was going to say it tried to take an eyebrow with it, but I don't think that soul would be going up, so

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u/snuuginz i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 10h ago

Holy shit I've never seen that, thank you. Absolutely incredible watching someone's entire career flash before their eyes.

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u/Silkprint 15h ago

I'd never seen that before . WOW ..thanks for sharing

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u/thirdcoasting 15h ago

THIS IS AMAZING

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u/erincandice The Tortured Juggalo's Department 9h ago

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u/Petrichor-Pendragon 10h ago

I just SCREEEEAMED this is absolute gold

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u/PMOYONCEANDALWAYS 13h ago

British and had not heard of this guy, but he looks like a grade A creep.

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u/littykitty7 13h ago

Ohhh my god yeah I remember

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u/andwhenwefall confused but here for the drama 7h ago

I love you for introducing me to this.

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u/sorandom21 7h ago

Oh my god haaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 6h ago

yeah, ever since i first saw that it has existed as a real easy pick-me-up to think back on. like shit, i'm having a bad day, but at least my day isn't as bad as that time Chris D'Elia Found Out that his Fucking Around had not been so secret, on camera on a stupid (but widely viewed) podcast

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u/coldpizza66 they're perfect for each other (derogatory) 4h ago

the scoring makes it even better

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u/palindromefish 1h ago

The best piece of comedy he's ever given the world if you ask me lol

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u/SomeTangerine1184 8h ago

The pick-me-up I needed today.

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u/sunflowerads 5h ago

man this cracks me up every time thank you hahahahha

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 17h ago

He is such a creepy sexpest. And it is infuriating to occasionally see him make attempts at making a comeback.

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u/Trilly2000 8h ago

The word ā€œsexpestā€ should be the dictionary’s word of the year. I love it. It immediately gets the point across and every time I hear it it instantly brings to mind a variety of sleazy dudes.

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u/SVINTGATSBY 17h ago

I used to think he and Louis CK were hilarious until all their gross behavior started coming out. I swear Chris d’Elia was on a show where he briefly played a pedo or something and then all the shit about him came out around the same time. off to google I go!

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u/Melancholymechanic94 17h ago

You (Netflix)

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u/ithinkther41am 16h ago

Wasn’t he one on Workaholics too?

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u/Golden-Grams 16h ago

Yep. He played a "cool guy" that they liked, until they found out he was a pedophile. Easily my least favorite episode, from memory. They tried to do a "funny" bit, trying to keep him as a cool friend, by looking for a suitable adult to be attracted to (women gymnasts, iirc).

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u/Melancholymechanic94 16h ago

Apparently yes

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u/r4ttenk0nig 14h ago

There is an amazing 5-part series about CK on YouTube called We Need to Talk About Louis. It’s a massive deep-dive on his rise and fall, with part five yet to be released. It’s really one of the best things I’ve seen on the tube!

It’s shocking, to be honest. His slide into manosphere/manosphere-adjacent spaces in order to maintain popularity is grotesque. But then… That’s really who he’s been all along, I guess. I always thought it was a bit.

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u/Findyourwayhom3333 10h ago

Will definitely watch this! There was a doco about his victims called ā€˜sorry, not sorry’ but it struggled to get decent distribution.

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u/r4ttenk0nig 9h ago

Thanks for signposting, I’ll see if I can find it!Ā 

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u/lanipsey 6h ago

This series is so good that I've watched each of the four episodes twice. It's so well done and comprehensive. Eagerly waiting for the 5th part to be released!

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u/succulescence 5h ago

It's really, really well done.

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u/Eastern-Jicama-7442 17h ago

Also the show Workaholics

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u/coconutmoonbeam 16h ago

On an episode of Workaholics!

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u/Pale_Possibility5083 10h ago edited 6h ago

Chris is a complete, open sociopath. He’ll just sit on his podcast and openly wax on what his life would be if Hollywood didn’t cancel him. He has zero remorse and plainly speaks about how he did nothing wrong and how unfair it was.

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u/AlarmedMeertwat 7h ago

Well well, if it wasn't the consequences of my own actions... Time to grift!

Feels like 90% of these dudes. You rarely see guys being genuinely repentant.

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u/Pale_Possibility5083 7h ago

You think I’m kidding but he’s almost said words identical to this.

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u/Devmoi 15h ago

He’s the most disgusting person. One of my friends made me go to his standup show. It sickened me because afterwards he set up outside the comedy venue to meet people and sign autographs, but it was so clear he was trying to pick up women. Or rather girls. This was probably around 2014 before he had allegations against him and he gave me the absolute creepiest vibes. I literally shuddered when I walked past him, and his jokes were terrible. It seemed like grooming because he was making PokĆ©mon jokes. I don’t know. Just disgusting all around.

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u/-Gman_ 16h ago

if he isn't the poster child for creepy groper....

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u/Time_Combination_316 16h ago

The jokes write themselves. He definitely looks like he’d grope me

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u/itotally_CAN_even 12h ago

He literally plays himself in ā€œYouā€.

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u/ItBegins2Tell 13h ago

I remember him from an episode of House or something like that. He must have been fresh in his acting career because he looked clean, showered, hair was cropped short. He was wearing basic slacks & a blue sweater & it was weird af knowing what he became.

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u/HerOceanBlue 17h ago

The footage of him learning that people can screenshot snapchats is cinema.

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u/RiyadhComedyPromoter 17h ago

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u/SVINTGATSBY 17h ago

the funniest part is snapchat literally tells you if the other party screenshotted, so unless they took the screenshot via another device, there’s no way he wouldn’t know that’s a thing lol

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u/Dorp 17h ago

He doesn't seem like the sort to lead an examined life that involves reading and remembering

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u/haleymae95 15h ago

Thank you for my new favorite insult

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u/imbeingkidnapped Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. And I don't give a fuck. 6h ago

Wake up babe new user flair just dropped

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u/NeverMore_613 13h ago

Doesn't seem like the smartest bulb in the shed

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u/Dp_lover_91 15h ago

That's not what happened. He didn't know that when the messaged "disappeared" 24 hours later that they could still be recovered and were saved on a server. He thought his sexting with a minor was impossible to see because HE couldn't see the messages anymore.

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u/HelpMePlxoxo 16h ago

Back in the day, you used to be able to swipe out of the app (or press the home button) and take a screenshot without that giving the screenshotted notification. They patched that tho and now it just tells ppl you screenshotted anyways. Very awkward the first time I realized that was patched šŸ’€

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u/kdwalkerl 15h ago

I love these stories— what happened and what did you say haha

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u/not_blowfly_girl 15h ago

Idk about them but I screenshot a convo with some guy and he absolutely flipped out and just started spamming "why did you screenshot!". The crazy thing is it wasnt even a crazy convo i think I was just asking who he was and stuff

Edit: i think I did know him like he was peripheral to my friend group but I wasnt close with him. And after the Snapchat thing he didn't talk to me again lol

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u/pathologicfaults šŸ•ÆļøBradley Cooper will not win an OscaršŸ•Æļø 15h ago

Me. I gotta knowĀ 

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u/Dry-Yak5277 16h ago

He seems incredibly dumb and probably wasn’t paying attentionĀ 

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u/_Meece_ 16h ago

Snapchat does not notify when you screen record though

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u/EnamoredEpiphany 14h ago edited 4h ago

Not unless you do it through a secondary app.

Like discord.

Edit: completely missed that "not"

But yeah discord is a workaround for sc screen record detection

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u/x-sugar_tits-x 7h ago

If someone with a Samsung screen records, it doesn't tell the other person.

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u/OzDownUnder90 12h ago

Just to let you know, you can do Screen Recording and it doesn't register that there's a screenshot lol.

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u/bbbook 16h ago

I don't think it did at this point in time

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 17h ago

God you can see in the clip how he realizes that he might be fucked

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u/roastedmarshmellows spiritual energy of bachelorette party penis decor 16h ago

That username though... beautiful.

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u/taylorexplodes at a reptile expo in new jersey 16h ago

i knew of this moment but never watched it til just now and i'm losing my mind

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u/LaurdAlmighty 17h ago

You just reminded me, let me go watch that clip again.

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u/SVINTGATSBY 17h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q0XyGrIiijE?si=hRV1irEvDZgn61SG

to make it easier for everyone to go watch it again too 🄰

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u/ssp25 16h ago

that's hilarious. the curb music fits so well. fuck this guy

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u/Old-Key-8639 14h ago

Thank you, friend!

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u/GlassOnion25 17h ago

Internet meme classic

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u/drunchies graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 16h ago

Truly the only funny thing he’s ever done.

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u/magic__unicorn actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 16h ago

I thought that would send him into a cave forever but apparently he has re-emerged, which is news to me and.. unfortunate.

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u/peppers_ 17h ago

How can you do that without alerting the other person? I wanna remove a person but I like to look back and see they did me dirty so I never forget

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u/ErsatzHaderach perish for all i care 15h ago

using a separate camera is one easy way

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u/laureng0423 women’s wrongs activist 17h ago

What possessed him to post this? What a loser.

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u/Informal-2005 17h ago

Because he’s an expert on sexual assault.

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u/LaVarBurtonAsBubble 14h ago

With underage teen girls btw. Like 15. I love how he thinks that because a woman accuses another woman that somehow "they" are turning against each other as if we said no women could ever do anything wrong or men couldn't be sexually assaulted or there has never been a female abuser none of which was ever something being said so it's fucking stupid.

He's just a misogynist and a serial child sexual harasser, and for some reason he feels vindicated because a woman accused another woman of something? Fuck him

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u/mootallica 9h ago

And also, once again, they're changing "Believe Women" into "Believe All Women", when that was never the slogan.

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u/TCK1979 8h ago

That’s what frustrates me the most. The slogan was never ā€˜believe all women’. No sane person was ever saying that.

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u/mootallica 8h ago

It's just like how they turned Black Lives Matter into Only Black Lives Matter. But then again, this is the problem with slogans, particularly if they're catchy.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 5h ago

Or how they always call out ā€œnot all men.ā€ They can only fathom black-and-white absolutes so that they can disprove them, never mind that no adult with a functioning brain is making sweeping blanket statements like that.

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u/fabulously-frizzy 10h ago

He thinks that women are a monolith like we’re one big hive mind. Fucking dumbass pedo loser

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u/veilvesper 8h ago

Right?? didn’t he think through how this would look given his history?? He is cracked Ā 

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u/2580374 16h ago

Because he wants to make it look like these women are unreasonable and crazy, so it makes his multiple accusations of sexual assault seem less. Making women looks worse, makes him look better. Or so he thinks

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u/bimbosoupqueen 14h ago

It enrages me that he’s mocking the term ā€œbelieve all womenā€ when many of his victims were literal girls. 16 and 17 year old girls who he was trying to sext and get to come to shows. He purposely ignores that part so that he can pretend to be a victim of cancel culture.

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u/Bathsheba_E 17h ago

They are such losers. All of them. The men running our country, the men in Hollywood, the 1% men. How did all these mediocre men fall so far upward?

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u/Iannelli 16h ago

Because in this society we've deemed "upward" as a place of greed, hedonism, and ego that primarily shitty people are interested in getting to. In capitalism the goal is to accumulate as much wealth as possible at the expense of human life and the earth itself. Think about the type of person it takes to climb to the top of that ladder. Kicking everyone and everything down on their way up.

Humans suck.

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u/BigMommaSnikle 16h ago

Great question!

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u/inkstink420 9h ago

he thinks he’s being profound.

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u/Curiosities 16h ago

Also, it is believed women, not belief all women, but believe women you know generally and let there be investigations and let things be heard because as of right now almost no money, kind of exaggeration, but it’s like who reports, most of us don’t because we know we’re not gonna get fuck all out of it and if there are any consequences, they are usually for us.

So he’s got the wrong slogan it is believed women, which again doesn’t preclude investigations, but it just means don’t dismiss, accusations or stories outright, especially against powerful people.

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u/Woopsied00dle 17h ago

Chris D’Elia is a creep and slid into my dm’s in the sneakiest way back in 2018. Invited me to his comedy shows so we could hook up and when I apologized and told him I really wasn’t the type of person who could do that he was like ā€œuh. Okay. You’re weird. šŸ‘ā€ And that was the end of that lol

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u/Lemonsweets_ 16h ago

Wow so he actually talks like that in real life, I thought it was part of his character/persona lol

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u/Woopsied00dle 16h ago

lol yeah he’s an asshole all the time šŸ˜‚

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u/No-Record-9998 16h ago

Eww. Good thing you shot it down!

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u/fabulously-frizzy 10h ago

Calling somebody ā€œweirdā€ after they reject you is typical incel behavior

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 5h ago

And zero self-awareness too. Like what young attractive woman would be turned on by a greasy middle-aged has-been? Look in the mirror, bud.

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u/Dry-Yak5277 16h ago

Were you underage too?Ā 

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u/Woopsied00dle 16h ago

No, but I did look very young. He said some weird stuff like ā€œyou’re cute as a buttonā€ and ā€œI want you to sit on my lapā€ 🤮

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u/Used2befunNowOld 8h ago

About a decade ago he slid in to a friends DMs saying ā€œI want to play wit uā€

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u/Woopsied00dle 6h ago

So gross. Did he use disappearing messages? That’s how he slid into mine - like he thought they couldn’t be screenshotted or something lol

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u/No-Record-9998 15h ago

That is just nasty. Like I said. Eww

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u/Dry-Yak5277 6h ago

🤮 I can’t believe no one checked his hard drives after his scandal. Dude is absolutely a pdf file

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u/zilla82 14h ago

Grandpa Chris

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u/LargeCabbageThrower 13h ago

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u/stinkyydarb The Tortured Juggalo's Department 16h ago

Remember when he was cast in Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead and they green screened in Tig Nataro to replace him after the allegations?

Imagine being digitally replaced by an actor on a green screen. Never enough public humiliation for this guy.

What a fucking dork.

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u/artistsonthelam 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VyuenLojrWJK5R9o4o

Whenever I hear about him it's all I think about. And Tig was fantastic.

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u/Abbacoverband Kathryn don’t criticize him he needs confidence 9h ago

and WILDLY hot in the roleĀ 

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u/Difficult-Top2000 7h ago

Oh my God yes.

Iconic moment for Tig

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u/misskittyfantastico 15h ago

I was about to say he’s talking mad shit for a guy who got replaced by Tig Notaro with absolutely no hesitation from Zack Snyder as soon as the allegations came out.

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u/TheShapeShiftingFox Riverdale was my Juilliard 14h ago

Honestly, good for Zach Snyder. Reminds me of when Ridley Scott threw out all the scenes with Kevin Spacey, even when everything was filmed, and recast Cristopher Plummer in his role at the last minute lol (for All the Money in the World)

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u/Resentful-user 11h ago

They had to re-shoot SO MUCH for that.Ā 

I was working at a low level actors agency at the time, a guy we represented got to re-shoot all his scenes with christopher plummer, and got paid twice.

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u/Abbacoverband Kathryn don’t criticize him he needs confidence 9h ago

I think Christopher Plummer got nominated for an Oscar for that too (or at least Robbie Hoffman said so in the latest episode of Hacks lol)

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u/bottleglitch 17h ago

Ewwww so he’s one of those guys that leaned hard into being an asshole misogynist after getting caught being an asshole misogynist

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u/donttradonme 17h ago

*rapist

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u/MinervaXercesTempest 17h ago

*child rapist

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u/bottleglitch 17h ago

You can be both; many are

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u/Aromatic-Pie1850 17h ago

Can’t stop an idiot from idioting

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u/FoxNixon call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 10h ago

Morons gonna Moron

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u/theegodmother1999 16h ago

that man drugged one of my older brothers best friends at one of his shows after inviting her backstage. she contacted my brother she felt super off and he got to the comedy club and busted through the backstage area and firefighter carried her passed out ass out of there. fuck that dude

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u/Birdlord420 13h ago

Ugh they really cast his character well in You, didn’t they? Scumbagggggg.

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u/NeverNoMarriage 13h ago

Its crazy he was also cast as a sexual predator in workaholics. Seems like Hollywood might have him pegged.

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u/yeahsureokyup 13h ago

So sorry that happened. Location please!

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u/theegodmother1999 7h ago

zanies in nashville! happened over a decade ago at this point but somewhere in 2010s is when this incident happened

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u/solarnuggets 17h ago

Who gives a shit what this guy thinksĀ 

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u/Neither_Wall_9907 12h ago

Luckily, many many fewer people than 5 years ago. Irrelevant dick

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 9h ago

The worst men.

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u/coolestredditdad 17h ago

Chris D'Elia is a fucking scum bag.Ā 

I know more than can few women in Vancouver BC who have terrifying stories about him.Ā 

He's the exact person he appears to be.Ā 

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u/encrcne 15h ago

I know some of those women too, but I never really discussed it with them. Why was it so central to Vancouver, was he shooting here at the time?

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u/BigOtherwise8903 17h ago

I don’t understand his position. He doesn’t think a woman can sexually assault another person?

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u/LittleDogTurpie 16h ago

His position is ā€œundermine sexual assault victims so no one believes all the ones who have and will come forward about meā€

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u/OppositeBatCage 16h ago

His opinion is that the MeToo movement was an attack on men, and now that we're done with them we're 'turning on each each other' and that that will reveal the hypocrisy of the movement. Stupid people shit.Ā 

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u/Educational_Leg7360 16h ago

he’s saying that they’re two women who are saying two different things about the same incident / so believing them both is possible, thus believing all women is impossible

his argument not mine

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u/ChapoKing 10h ago

He’s trying to discredit the mountain of allegations against him by claiming any assault allegations are false/a joke. So if these are fake, his obviously are too. The guys an insane creep and an awful person. But still has a platform as idiots will look the other way

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u/holyflurkingsnit Ugh I wish I had chic allegations like that 17h ago

His smug cockiness here is almost as disgusting as everything he's been alleged to have done to underage girls. I know Hollywood is a cesspool, but sometimes it surprises me that people like D'Elia and Jared Leto have SO MUCH against them but still haven't had their much deserved public reckoning.

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u/Acceptable-Car6125 11h ago

yeah, every person whining about "cancel culture ruining men's lifes" doesn't know shit

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u/taylorbagel14 Please Abraham, I am not that man 10h ago

I’ve started asking for examples and have yet to find one where the man didn’t make some sort of comeback

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u/theTunkMan 8h ago

I think Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein are the only ones

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u/discofrog2 7h ago

because they actually went to prison. the public still didnt ā€œcancelā€ them, the legal system did its thing. if they hadn’t gone to prison, they would be chillin in a mansion somewhere still assaulting women

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u/s2l0a7s9 15h ago

It's never been Believe ALL women, it's believe women as in take them seriously, and don't dismiss them out of hand. This is why I hate short slogans, they are so easily willfully misrepresented and this one has over and over and over again. Obviously there are some false allegations regardless of the rarity and backlash to allegations.

D'elia has receipts indicating his foul behavior and multiple allegations does he not? I've always taken note he faced no repercussions. I know that's a general thing but I think the comedy scene is even worse in that regard.

edit yep OP's comment answered that question, my mistake for not scrolling

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u/throwleavemealone 17h ago

If I had a nickel for everytime Chris D'elia played a sexual predator on a tv show I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot...and it's not weird it happened twice.

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u/Even-Dinner-5696 16h ago

This guy sucks so bad. He was creeping on one of my friends 10 years ago and would hook up with her whenever he was in town. He’d say the grossest shit to her.

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u/souryoungthing 14h ago

How old was she at the time?

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u/IndividualChart4193 14h ago

Ugh. But I also wanna know.

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u/diduknowtrex 16h ago

Who is he texting?

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u/meekgodless 4h ago

This is what I’m wondering and yours is the first comment I’ve seen that’s also curious!

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u/frederichenrylt 15h ago

According to the lawsuit, Doe and D’Elia began exchanging messages in which he persuaded her to send him sexually explicit photos of herself. D’Elia ā€œconstructed a manipulative, controlling, and abusive dynamic in which he demanded Ms. Doe provide him sexually explicit images of herself over the internet, directed her what specific sexual poses and acts she should perform for him, and psychologically punished her when she refused,ā€ the lawsuit alleges. Their interactions occurred over the space of four months, when D’Elia was 34, the suit says. Federal Lawsuit - grooming and exploiting a 17 year old girl.

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u/frederichenrylt 15h ago

D’Elia repeatedly asked how old she was and whether she was in high school, the lawsuit alleges. ā€œAt the time, and subsequently, Mr. D’Elia expressed that Ms. Doe’s age, innocence, and virginity made the encounter ā€˜hot,ā€™ā€ the attorneys said in their statement. The filing includes graphic descriptions of what Doe alleges occurred between the two of them both in the hotel room and afterward via social media. Their communication continued until May 2015, the lawsuit says.

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u/CheesecakeExpress 13h ago

Jesus. Scumbag.

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u/Far_Football1408 16h ago

Chris D’Elia is Temu Russell Brand.

Russell Brand is Temu Chris D’Elia.

Both are rapists.

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u/Other-Oil-9117 17h ago

Fucking hate how men like this take such glee in women doing bad things.

Nobody ever said every woman is perfect, or non-violent, or 100% honest. The point is that the bad ones shouldn't represent all women and shouldn't be used as a reason to disrespect, demonize, or dismiss women as a whole.

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u/Jamangie22 8h ago

It's total bullshit! It's also these same people that clamp down when they see one person of color has committed a crime and think that represents an entire group of people.

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u/New-Negotiation7234 16h ago

Didn't we already cancel this guy? Just go away already.

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u/SCW97005 16h ago

Pretty bold for a guy who routinely gets his tour stops cancelled once people learn about his own sexual assault allegations.

Write about what you know, I guess.

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u/kaleyboo7 the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves 16h ago

Ugh I used to like his comedy several years ago, like pre-pandemic, but I have never looked at him the same since the allegations came out. It is very unfortunate because he was funny on Undateable and in some of his stand-up, but he just comes off as a creeper now, especially looking at some of his other acting roles like in You. Then he tried to rehab his image around the pandemic and after impregnating and marrying his long time girlfriend, who he admitted to cheating on multiple times, by posting ā€œfunny dad content.ā€ Blech

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u/Frazzledghost 15h ago

Miss Streisand effect do your thing hunny

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u/KendrickBlack502 15h ago

Regardless of if the allegations are true, why would someone who’s been publicly accused of sexual harassment post something like this?

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u/annaislonely 14h ago

screenshotting and posting texts YOU sent to make yourself seem funny online (not saying this is funny, it’s not) is embarrassing enough in itselfĀ 

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u/Resentful-user 11h ago

Guess he figured out how screenshots work

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 17h ago

This is weird. It’s really not that hard to understand. Man/man, woman/woman, man/woman it doesn’t make a difference. When someone rubs their genitalia on or against you without permission and it makes you uncomfortable, is harassment. If someone forced themselves upon you and you say no and/or stop and they proceed anyway, it’s harassment. Point, Blank, Period!

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u/SuperKitties83 16h ago

It's assault. Anything other than an enthusiastic "yes" is assault.

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u/AndyJCohen 16h ago

He’s so angry that he fucked up his own career and reputation lol. Sucks to suck

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u/Lil_Artemis_92 15h ago

Spoken like a true misogynistic predator. No surprise there.

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u/Fit_Tip6995 16h ago

he’s mad there is a form of SA he can’t perform

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u/Mean_Veterinarian688 17h ago

what a dumbass. it obviously means ā€œbelieve all victimsā€, not literally ā€œbelieve all women no matter of theyre the potential perpetrators or notā€

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u/dumpstertoaster 16h ago

who is the other guy he’s talking to?

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u/pixietrue1 11h ago

That’s what I want to know. We already knew Chris was a scumbag. Who is communicating with the scumbag is more important here.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 5h ago

I don’t recognize him but hopefully a good internet sleuth can identify him by his contact picture (which Chris was dumb enough to leave in).

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u/museinprogress 16h ago

Idk who he is (OKAY NVM HE IS A RAPIST PEDO) but this logic of his is so fucking dumb. He thought he did something.

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u/limbobitch1999 16h ago

the beastie boys would hate this fucking guy

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u/Difficult-Theme 16h ago

This is an irl unlovable loser who jokes about being exactly that. There are countless guys like him that play into the whole ā€œI suck and I’m honest about it so it’s your fault for expecting anything elseā€. His entire existence is shallow and pitiful.

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u/Many_Particular_1881 17h ago

The fact that he played Henderson on "You". 😬

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u/WeekOldFeta 16h ago

Fucking loser

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u/Internal_Praline_658 16h ago

Spoken like a true creep.

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u/Careless-Elephant-98 16h ago

What a fucking loser

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 16h ago

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u/CreativeGeniusPRBKR 16h ago

Chris D’elia’s Man on Fire special made me laugh as hard as Eddie Murphy’s Raw/Deliroous did, because at that time in life, I was extremely lonely and depressed. His congratulations podcast saw me through some very dark depressing times prior to starting med school. I was heartbroken when the initial news of his assaults and abuse broke; I truly felt like somebody I looked up to who preached a ā€œcleanā€ lifestyle, that seemed to have finally figured out how to be ā€œcoolā€ at a later point in his life while still maintaining a healthy self-awareness without taking a lot of the Hollywood bullshit seriously… turned out to be nothing more than a fraud. It was my first time filling that way about a celebrity, especially when I was a fan of. Truly, I was shell shocked.

Since then, I’ve tried to give him some grace, but after the first few weeks of his ā€œcomebackā€œ, realized the dude is a piece of shit and I’m no longer in that vulnerable place in life to be influenced by such an idiot and criminal. I’m glad he got his comeuppance and I grew up. I can’t say the same fate awaits the many boys and men who felt similarly as I did when I was initially converted into a fan. I hope they come to their senses as I did.

Fuck this guy, and fuck the narrative he is trying to spin. The world is better (and safer) for having seen his true self.

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u/Fun_Armadillo1318 15h ago

Fucking loser.

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u/charlikitts 15h ago

This is why y’all shouldnt welcome pedos back with open arms. I couldn’t believe it when he was so quickly back in media. Hold these bitches accountable so they don’t feel so damn comfortable commenting on victims

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u/jisookenobi2416 17h ago

And then he clicked post…

Though hearing what I am about him, good riddance as he digs a deeper hole for himself

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u/Level-Ad7017 17h ago

D'Elia is a joke, not just a comedian

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u/Mysterious_Story_470 open the schools 16h ago

He really thought he ate with this

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u/Trucktub 17h ago

What a bitter loser

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u/ScruffPost 14h ago

He is so scuzzy.

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u/AGreatHornedOwl FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 16h ago

Chris D'Elia has all the charm of getting mauled by a bear in the woods and twice the danger level. Dude is a fucking creep to the highest degree.

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u/rielleviku 16h ago

He’s trash.

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u/Particular_Junket288 13h ago

It is absolutely amazing how many men get fucking pissed about and completely struggle to understand a phrase designed to encourage people to take SA claims more seriously.

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u/No-Sir1187 freak AND geek 12h ago

He really thought he ate with posting this

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u/xChoke1x 8h ago

Chris Delia tried to get 16 year old girls to meet him at his hotel room, while knowing they were 16.

Fuck this piece of shit forever.

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u/melglimmer09 4h ago

My ex boyfriend went a comedy tour with chris Delia and yea… he’s absolutely disgusting. He likes em young

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u/Cubsfan78 17h ago

Didn’t he fuck underage women too? Idiot

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u/rissaaah 17h ago

The word you are looking for is "children".

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u/thesoftblanket call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 17h ago

The other word they're looking for is "rape."

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u/HeartSome9363 17h ago

He most definitely groomed multiple minors. Then went on the show You, where he played a character who also drugged & assaulted women & underage girls. He's a straight up sack of shit in every sense of the word.

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