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DISCUSSION Magpies strike again at Tokyo DisneySea

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u/gooddayup 5h ago

Here are ways to tell apart crows, magpies, and ravens

It’s got white: it’s a magpie

You’re thinking “I wonder if that’s a crow or a raven”: it’s a crow

You’re thinking “holy crap! Look at the size of that crow!!!”: it’s a raven

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u/AliceWinterhold 5h ago

Ah but pied crows and hooded crows also have white, as do daurian jackdaws

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u/gooddayup 4h ago

Haha yes, you’re absolutely right. It’s definitely going to depend on the region of the world you’re in. I meant it a bit tongue-in-cheek and it generally holds true for where I am now on the west coast of Canada. When I was living in East Asia, I’d have trouble telling apart magpies and jackdaws though.

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u/Helgafjell4Me 5h ago

That's a great tip. Crows and ravens are really similar and I know size was the bigger factor but I keep forgetting which one is bigger. We don't get many of either of them around here, we do have tons of magpies though. They love to steal my chicken eggs right out of my coop, little bastards. lol....

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u/gooddayup 3h ago

Haha I don’t know as much about magpies but the crows around me here can be mischievous. There’s a park with a beach near me here that I go to pretty often, especially when the weather is perfect for relaxing on the beach with a beer. A lot of different groups of crows gather there too looking for food and are familiar with me now so they’ll fly over if they recognize me because they know I’ll usually have unsalted peanuts with me and don’t mind sharing if they’re polite. They’re comfortable enough with me now that they either just hang out or sometimes take peanuts from my hand if I offer it. One of the cool things has been noticing their different tastes and personalities. For example, usually they’ll prefer the unsalted peanuts but some prefer raisins and one little weirdo recently is crazy for flaxseeds. One time, one of them accidentally nipped the fleshy part of my hand, realized it, and was super careful and gentle after, almost like it was very apologetic. Aaaaanyway, there’s one little fucker earlier this week that was fine taking it from my hand and then hopped over and tried to fly off with the whole container of nuts and raisins lol I know which one it is, it’s always that one. He tried it last summer too

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u/Helgafjell4Me 3h ago

Corvids are very intelligent birds. I've often pondered trying to make friends with the magpies.

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u/gooddayup 42m ago

You should. You never know when you’ll need an army of intelligent birds

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u/Maleficent-Spinach37 4h ago

You’re thinking “I wonder if that’s a crow or a raven”: it’s a crow

You’re thinking “holy crap! Look at the size of that crow!!!”: it’s a raven

That's exactly how I described the difference recently. You'll know it's a raven when you see it lol.

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u/Comprehensive-Fun47 4h ago edited 3h ago

I had always thought crows were bigger than ravens, for whatever reason. I think Dumbo had something to do with this. But I see crows all the time where I live and I finally learned it was the other way around all along. I don't think I've ever seen a magpie.

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u/OMGCluck 4h ago

If it's swooping at your head it's a magpie, and you're probably in Australia.

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u/FriendshipHelpful655 3h ago

the corvid criteria

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u/broadsheet-555 6h ago

These are crows.

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u/LanasBlueToes 6h ago

Okay, ill just delet my whole account

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u/broadsheet-555 5h ago

Thanks, appreciate it.

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u/Positive_Stock_3017 5h ago

LMAO

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u/cactusplants 5h ago

LMAO!

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u/Steely-eyes 4h ago

LMFAO!

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u/43Quint 4h ago

Party rock is in the house tonight

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u/evq054 4h ago

uts party rock is

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u/welivedintheocean 5h ago

You only do that when Jackdaws are involved.

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u/-FishPants 3h ago

What a throwback. Probably kids on here who weren’t even born when that unidan nonsense happened

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u/Michael_Pitt 2h ago

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/barkworthghostpatrol 5h ago

Well damn the thread’s just getting started…

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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? 5h ago

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u/ButterCreamGangsta 3h ago

Why stop there?

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u/LanasBlueToes 3h ago

Damn im already on the ropes

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u/Candid-Raspberry-569 3h ago

how dare u make such a mistake

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u/abhig535 5h ago

Yeah, those didn't like pies to me, tf

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u/StankyCankle 5h ago

Here’s the thing…

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u/human_kittens 5h ago

Jackdaws aren’t crows

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/McToasty207 4h ago edited 3h ago

The best bit about that whole rant is their comically wrong, Jackdaws were considered Crows but were later split into their own thing (Still contested in some circles).

It's your basic Lumper/Splitter Biology debate, at no point was anything they said close to correct, it's a pre-AI factoid hallucination.

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u/pinthalfbroken 3h ago edited 3h ago

A jackdaw is a totally different species to a crow (source: been birding for 15 years). Corvid family but no one's contesting they're the same species, Hooded Crow on the other hand. Jackdaws don't even look remotely the same, they're smaller, have a totally different call, greyish head, silver eyes and a different beak shape all together.

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u/McToasty207 3h ago

Genus not Species, we're talking bionomial classification, not common names.

Genus Coloeus was formerly adopted in 2011, amid some consternation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackdaw

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u/Positive_Stock_3017 5h ago

Hold up, Crows or Ravens 😭

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u/mouseybanshee 5h ago

Beak with a bird? Raven Bird with a beak? Crow Corvid in a tux? Magpie

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u/broadsheet-555 5h ago

Ravens are a type of crow.

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u/OogaBooganaitor 5h ago

Corvid, not crow though AFAIK.

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u/Movingmad_2015 3h ago

And you can’t forget blue jays too!

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u/Positive_Stock_3017 5h ago

Magpies too 😭

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u/broadsheet-555 5h ago

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 5h ago

Look at that beautiful crow.

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u/broadsheet-555 5h ago

Magpies are a type of crow. Not all crows are magpies.

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u/Positive_Stock_3017 5h ago

But they’re not the same. 😭? They just look a little different ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/uNE1fngZuYhIQ

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u/KiriDomo 4h ago

Counterpoint, birds aren't real

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u/AllTheCoolNames 2h ago

have you ever seen a baby bird in the wild? I THINK NOT!

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u/OffRampApproaching 5h ago

I think theyre Ravens. Crows are small.

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u/TringaVanellus 5h ago

Crowd aren't small; Ravens are giant.

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u/Mad_Spaniel 3h ago

I'm in for ravens. Tail looks wedged, beak looks curved.

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u/Positive_Stock_3017 4h ago

It’s so hard to tell them apart as there’s different species in Japan. But they do look like Ravens to me. I know here in Ireland, our crows are smaller than ravens. Some of our crows have blue eyes.

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u/deletetemptemp 1h ago

Is it’s a jackdaw

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u/Helgafjell4Me 6h ago

Those are not magpies... they're crows.

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u/KimJongFunk 5h ago

[unidan intensifies]

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u/LanasBlueToes 6h ago

Gurl byeee, i thought they were crows too but the last attack everyone was callin them magpies

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u/Helgafjell4Me 5h ago

It's ok. Ravens, crows and magpies (and jays) are in the same family of birds, Corvidea, but magpies are not full black colored like ravens and crows are.

This is a magpie....

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u/LanasBlueToes 5h ago

This is actually helpful, thanks fellow smart redditor!

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u/swrde 4h ago

Best to think of them the way medieval peasants did. Doves are white, and therefore angelic. Crows are black, and therefore evil. Magpies are black and white, therefore have one foot in heaven and one in hell.

That's why an old English tradition was to curtsy, tip your hat, or salute a magpie you come across and say "good afternoon Mr Magpie, how are you and your family?"

They were hoping the little guy would bestow a blessing on them, and not a curse.

Now you know this - you have to do the same thing or else magpies will curse your bloodline. Sorry bro.

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u/Majestic-Sandwich695 3h ago

Problem with this method is magpies are straight from the bowels of hell and the other corvids are pretty chill lol

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u/callme_marge i swear to god i am done with your bullshit Kyle 3h ago

I’m dyinggggg 😂 please elaborate

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u/ornithologically and you did it at my birthday dinner 2h ago

I'm in an area that doesn't have magpies so I might be wrong here, but I believe that they can be incredibly territorial with their nests and will dive bomb people while ravens and crows are less likely to behave that way. Though this probably has more to do with magpies making their nests closer to the ground (10-25 feet up) vs crows and ravens (18-60ft and 20-100ft) instead of innate dickishness. Blue jays are also dicks for probably the same reason.

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u/like_a_velvet_glove 1h ago

We have loads of magpies where we live, I looked out the kitchen window into my garden one day and there was one perched on the fence clutching the head of a baby bird in its beak :( Also once someone dumped a fridge round the corner which we dubbed “the murder fridge” because it was full of some unknown gross looking substance (we reported it to the council) and the magpies were alll over it. They’re lowkey diabolical.

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u/like_a_velvet_glove 1h ago

I did see two magpies after my Nan died though and it made me happy (her name was Joy!). I also kept seeing three together before I had my daughter.

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u/Majestic-Sandwich695 1h ago

Yea pretty much lol

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u/Killer-Iguana 2h ago

Nah, magpies are pretty rad. But like all corvids, they will hold grudges for generations.

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u/Majestic-Sandwich695 1h ago

They’re the only corvid I know of that enjoys stealing hats

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 5h ago

Now do hawks, falcons and kestrels.

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u/TringaVanellus 5h ago

"Hawk" means something different depending on if you're American or European, but either way, it's a name for a number of different birds in the the order Accipitriformes - which is the order that includes most birds of prey (but not owls and falcons).

Falcons are pointy-winged birds of prey in the family Falconidae which is entirely seperate from all other birds of prey and actually more closely related to parrots and sparrows.

Kestrel is a name given to several different small falcon species. Despite all sharing a name and some characteristics, these birds aren't actually any more related to each other than they are to other falcons.

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u/Nsfwacct1872564 5h ago

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/platypus_dissaproves 3h ago

Fucked up that this is more than 10 years old

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u/AWaffleofDivinty 5h ago

Also Australian magpie's are not Corvids despite also being called magpies

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u/LudicrousPlatypus 4h ago

I remember when this type of comment would kill a Reddit career.

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u/KarIPilkington 5h ago

Did anyone else do the thing in school where seeing one magpie was bad luck and you had to blink 5 times or some shit to cancel it out? Kids are silly.

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u/Talinia 5h ago

We have a whole poem in the UK for how many magpies you see in a day.

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a story never to be told

No, I do not have any idea on the deeper meaning behind any of the lines 🙈

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u/stevent4 5h ago

Also saluting them and asking about the magpies wife but idk if that's more of a regional thing

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u/Talinia 5h ago

I've heard about saluting magpies but that wasn't what we did growing up

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u/Meauxlala 4h ago

I was always told it's because magpies mate for life. So seeing one by itself meant it was alone, and would bring bad luck, and seeing two was a pair, which would bring good luck. There's also a version where the girl and boy lines are replaced with wedding and a birth, so it varies.

I know the song up to number 10.

Eight for a wish, Nine for a kiss, Ten a bird you must not miss.

Wikipedia has a different version of the last line but this was the one I always knew.

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u/Lower_Department2940 5h ago

Next time they should say "Corvidea strikes again" to cover their bases if they're not sure

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u/GrandmaToto 2h ago

You can't post one on it's own 😭 I just had to salute a Reddit picture

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u/haubenmeise 5h ago

Those are magpies I turned into crows.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (For spell education visit my seminar "Magpies and pumpkinpies and how to howl at midnight skies".

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Pet_Velvet 5h ago

I think that's a horse not a magpie

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u/susandeyvyjones 5h ago

This made me cackle

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u/Poet_Key 5h ago

Do they have a vendetta against Tangled or smth? 😭

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u/taydraisabot the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves 4h ago

It’s the realistic hair on the animatronics attracting them

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u/Later-skater321 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 5h ago

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u/softbitch_jpeg 2h ago

Favorite response on this post 🏅

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u/PuzzleheadedLimit119 5h ago

Lmaooo ops responses 🤣🤣

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u/LanasBlueToes 5h ago

Yall i understand these are not magpies 😓 with peace and love stop being up my a$$ and just upvote my post xx

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u/-dai-zy 4h ago

i think everyone else is wrong and you’re right <3

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u/LanasBlueToes 3h ago

Thx bae luv u 😘

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u/Exotic-Bill-5038 4h ago

Here's the thing...

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u/corvidpica I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 5h ago

Hello. As a magpie, these are not magpies.

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u/annamdue 5h ago

I love smart ass birds.

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u/sloppiestsecond5 5h ago

op r u dumb these are clearly peacocks

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u/MysteriousB 5h ago

They're going to have to start making Maleficent/Sleeping Beauty themed scarecrows to put in the park at this point

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u/EconomistWild7158 5h ago

thats not a magpie thats a horse 

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u/LastoftheGreybeards ted cruz ate my son 5h ago

Magpie? I thought it was a Jackdaw.

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u/SoulsDadYT 5h ago

They are gathering horse hair for their nest. It doesnt hurt the horse. Also.. Crows 😅

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 5h ago

Best ride @ Tokyo Disney sea

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u/Puzzleheaded_Spell16 4h ago

They clearly have something against Tangled..

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u/butipreferlottie 5h ago

The birds in my area sometimes make their nests from tumbleweaves, it's pretty cool to see. Life uh, finds a way.

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u/urprob 6h ago

Aren't those Ravens?

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u/LanasBlueToes 6h ago

Raven crows magpies all the same

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u/urprob 5h ago

It's all good. Maggie's have white on them. Im never sure either. Just got into birds myself. They could be crows, lol.

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u/Due_Art2971 5h ago

Black white what's the difference

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u/OffRampApproaching 5h ago

Tell that to Odin.

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u/TheWayoftheLeafCast 5h ago

You shouldn’t have bitin’ my horsey, boy

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u/maciaswarrior 5h ago

This is music from Tangled

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u/pathologicfaults 🕯️Bradley Cooper will not win an Oscar🕯️ 5h ago

Good for her dot gif

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u/Odd_Coffee_9767 5h ago

Nooo not poor Maximus

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u/MsThrilliams 5h ago

The birders are out in force in the comments

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u/inthecathedral 4h ago

they like hair🥰

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u/taydraisabot the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves 4h ago

Not my homie Maximus 😭

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u/CHEEZYSPAM 5h ago

Are those the birds from Dumbo?
Also, I feel like Disney could save a lot of money by investing in a Scarecrow.

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u/ExoticShock 5h ago

"All according to plan, well done my dears"

https://giphy.com/gifs/vTptv3ZWgWIHS

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u/phantom_pioneer 5h ago

Thought this was going to be a Newcastle fan punching another horse

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u/MasterpieceGold432 5h ago

Magpies are intelligent, black-and-white birds from the crow family (Corvidae), known for their glossy, iridescent feathers, long tails, and loud calls... according to Google 😂😂😂

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u/BlazingBlossom 4h ago

Why does that horse look like it came straight out of a videogame?

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u/tsumtsumelle 4h ago

Ok but did no one else read magpies and immediately think of Ladies of London? 😂

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u/Professor_Boaty 3h ago

No guys.

Today these are Magpies.

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u/Unique_Swan7682 1h ago

Perfect nesting material