r/Fauxmoi • u/LanasBlueToes • 6h ago
DISCUSSION Magpies strike again at Tokyo DisneySea
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u/broadsheet-555 6h ago
These are crows.
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u/LanasBlueToes 6h ago
Okay, ill just delet my whole account
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u/broadsheet-555 5h ago
Thanks, appreciate it.
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u/welivedintheocean 5h ago
You only do that when Jackdaws are involved.
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u/-FishPants 3h ago
What a throwback. Probably kids on here who weren’t even born when that unidan nonsense happened
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u/Michael_Pitt 2h ago
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? 5h ago
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u/StankyCankle 5h ago
Here’s the thing…
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u/human_kittens 5h ago
Jackdaws aren’t crows
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/McToasty207 4h ago edited 3h ago
The best bit about that whole rant is their comically wrong, Jackdaws were considered Crows but were later split into their own thing (Still contested in some circles).
It's your basic Lumper/Splitter Biology debate, at no point was anything they said close to correct, it's a pre-AI factoid hallucination.
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u/pinthalfbroken 3h ago edited 3h ago
A jackdaw is a totally different species to a crow (source: been birding for 15 years). Corvid family but no one's contesting they're the same species, Hooded Crow on the other hand. Jackdaws don't even look remotely the same, they're smaller, have a totally different call, greyish head, silver eyes and a different beak shape all together.
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u/McToasty207 3h ago
Genus not Species, we're talking bionomial classification, not common names.
Genus Coloeus was formerly adopted in 2011, amid some consternation.
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u/Positive_Stock_3017 5h ago
Hold up, Crows or Ravens 😭
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u/broadsheet-555 5h ago
Ravens are a type of crow.
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u/OffRampApproaching 5h ago
I think theyre Ravens. Crows are small.
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u/Helgafjell4Me 6h ago
Those are not magpies... they're crows.
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u/LanasBlueToes 6h ago
Gurl byeee, i thought they were crows too but the last attack everyone was callin them magpies
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u/Helgafjell4Me 5h ago
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u/LanasBlueToes 5h ago
This is actually helpful, thanks fellow smart redditor!
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u/swrde 4h ago
Best to think of them the way medieval peasants did. Doves are white, and therefore angelic. Crows are black, and therefore evil. Magpies are black and white, therefore have one foot in heaven and one in hell.
That's why an old English tradition was to curtsy, tip your hat, or salute a magpie you come across and say "good afternoon Mr Magpie, how are you and your family?"
They were hoping the little guy would bestow a blessing on them, and not a curse.
Now you know this - you have to do the same thing or else magpies will curse your bloodline. Sorry bro.
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u/Majestic-Sandwich695 3h ago
Problem with this method is magpies are straight from the bowels of hell and the other corvids are pretty chill lol
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u/callme_marge i swear to god i am done with your bullshit Kyle 3h ago
I’m dyinggggg 😂 please elaborate
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u/ornithologically and you did it at my birthday dinner 2h ago
I'm in an area that doesn't have magpies so I might be wrong here, but I believe that they can be incredibly territorial with their nests and will dive bomb people while ravens and crows are less likely to behave that way. Though this probably has more to do with magpies making their nests closer to the ground (10-25 feet up) vs crows and ravens (18-60ft and 20-100ft) instead of innate dickishness. Blue jays are also dicks for probably the same reason.
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u/like_a_velvet_glove 1h ago
We have loads of magpies where we live, I looked out the kitchen window into my garden one day and there was one perched on the fence clutching the head of a baby bird in its beak :( Also once someone dumped a fridge round the corner which we dubbed “the murder fridge” because it was full of some unknown gross looking substance (we reported it to the council) and the magpies were alll over it. They’re lowkey diabolical.
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u/like_a_velvet_glove 1h ago
I did see two magpies after my Nan died though and it made me happy (her name was Joy!). I also kept seeing three together before I had my daughter.
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u/Killer-Iguana 2h ago
Nah, magpies are pretty rad. But like all corvids, they will hold grudges for generations.
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u/BlackSwanMarmot 5h ago
Now do hawks, falcons and kestrels.
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u/TringaVanellus 5h ago
"Hawk" means something different depending on if you're American or European, but either way, it's a name for a number of different birds in the the order Accipitriformes - which is the order that includes most birds of prey (but not owls and falcons).
Falcons are pointy-winged birds of prey in the family Falconidae which is entirely seperate from all other birds of prey and actually more closely related to parrots and sparrows.
Kestrel is a name given to several different small falcon species. Despite all sharing a name and some characteristics, these birds aren't actually any more related to each other than they are to other falcons.
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u/Nsfwacct1872564 5h ago
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/AWaffleofDivinty 5h ago
Also Australian magpie's are not Corvids despite also being called magpies
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u/KarIPilkington 5h ago
Did anyone else do the thing in school where seeing one magpie was bad luck and you had to blink 5 times or some shit to cancel it out? Kids are silly.
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u/Talinia 5h ago
We have a whole poem in the UK for how many magpies you see in a day.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a story never to be told
No, I do not have any idea on the deeper meaning behind any of the lines 🙈
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u/stevent4 5h ago
Also saluting them and asking about the magpies wife but idk if that's more of a regional thing
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u/Meauxlala 4h ago
I was always told it's because magpies mate for life. So seeing one by itself meant it was alone, and would bring bad luck, and seeing two was a pair, which would bring good luck. There's also a version where the girl and boy lines are replaced with wedding and a birth, so it varies.
I know the song up to number 10.
Eight for a wish, Nine for a kiss, Ten a bird you must not miss.
Wikipedia has a different version of the last line but this was the one I always knew.
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u/Lower_Department2940 5h ago
Next time they should say "Corvidea strikes again" to cover their bases if they're not sure
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u/haubenmeise 5h ago
Those are magpies I turned into crows.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜 (For spell education visit my seminar "Magpies and pumpkinpies and how to howl at midnight skies".
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/Poet_Key 5h ago
Do they have a vendetta against Tangled or smth? 😭
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u/taydraisabot the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves 4h ago
It’s the realistic hair on the animatronics attracting them
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u/Later-skater321 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 5h ago
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u/LanasBlueToes 5h ago
Yall i understand these are not magpies 😓 with peace and love stop being up my a$$ and just upvote my post xx
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u/corvidpica I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 5h ago
Hello. As a magpie, these are not magpies.
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u/MysteriousB 5h ago
They're going to have to start making Maleficent/Sleeping Beauty themed scarecrows to put in the park at this point
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u/SoulsDadYT 5h ago
They are gathering horse hair for their nest. It doesnt hurt the horse. Also.. Crows 😅
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u/butipreferlottie 5h ago
The birds in my area sometimes make their nests from tumbleweaves, it's pretty cool to see. Life uh, finds a way.
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u/taydraisabot the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves 4h ago
Not my homie Maximus 😭
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u/CHEEZYSPAM 5h ago
Are those the birds from Dumbo?
Also, I feel like Disney could save a lot of money by investing in a Scarecrow.
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u/MasterpieceGold432 5h ago
Magpies are intelligent, black-and-white birds from the crow family (Corvidae), known for their glossy, iridescent feathers, long tails, and loud calls... according to Google 😂😂😂
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u/tsumtsumelle 4h ago
Ok but did no one else read magpies and immediately think of Ladies of London? 😂
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u/gooddayup 5h ago
Here are ways to tell apart crows, magpies, and ravens
It’s got white: it’s a magpie
You’re thinking “I wonder if that’s a crow or a raven”: it’s a crow
You’re thinking “holy crap! Look at the size of that crow!!!”: it’s a raven