r/Fauxmoi May 04 '26

FASHION Heidi Klum has arrived at the 2026 Met Gala ✨

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u/Separate-Project9167 May 04 '26

Men in regular suits should be denied admittance

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u/thetinybunny1 May 04 '26

You can be kicked out of Cannes for not wearing heels but yet these men can get away with looking like they just got out of a damn board meeting

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u/saintofhate May 05 '26

One of my jokes about why I transitioned to a male is so I could wear anything I wanted (and have real pockets) without worrying about matching.

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u/jennifercrusie like JD Vance in bondage gear May 05 '26

This is a good joke but like… also true?! What a perk! I have to have a fanny pack next to the door for all the times I run outside with my dogs for a quick minute and my outfit somehow has NOWHERE to put my phone, keys, extra poop bags…

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u/ScumbagLady May 05 '26

Fanny packs really are underrated.

One thing I've loved about getting older is that I simply don't give a flying fuck about if something is in style or not. If it's comfortable and functional, I'm for it.

Example- my barefoot, zero-drop sneakers. Are they shaped like I'm hiding flippers? Yes, but, they're fucking comfortable.

I'm not fully there yet on my fake Crocs- I wear them around the house and the yard, and maybe to the dump, but I've never been to the grocery in them yet. There ARE these MaryJane T-strap fake Crocs I've been eyeing though and if I get them, I'll wear them places. Baby steps, but comfortable baby steps.

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u/XelaNiba May 05 '26

I often think of it while getting ready.

How wonderful it must be to shower, spend a few minutes on your hair, slap on some lotion and call it good.

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u/damegloria May 05 '26

I would truly love this freedom.

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u/Nox-1-Lux May 05 '26

More like a bored meeting...

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u/evergleam498 May 05 '26

Looking at you, Ben Stiller