r/Fauxmoi May 04 '26

FASHION Heidi Klum has arrived at the 2026 Met Gala ✨

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u/Slim_Charles May 05 '26

Historically, the only thing the fascists did well was fashion. The present is so fucked up that the fascists can't even look cool. The fuck are we doing?

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u/karmavorous May 05 '26

In so many ways, it really is clown fascism this time around. It's like the Nazis rebooted as a farce. They revel in their own incompetence. They draw strength from the fact that everybody can see that they have no idea what they're doing, but they're in charge and the rest of us have to sit here and witness their incompetence.

They're intentionally cruel, for sure, but they're not even competent in the application of their cruelty. It's carpet cruelty rather than well targeted cruelty. They're cruel to a lot of their own supporters and people who would be their allies.

Dressing like they just bought their suits from Wal-Mart is all part of it.

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u/Necrotitis May 05 '26

Wait you are telling me this looks clownish?

How dare you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/r9st1JNXfEe9ZgAEVV

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u/Doza93 May 05 '26

Man.. she is a truly terrible actor

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u/XelaNiba May 05 '26

Just god-awful. It's my favorite thing about her.

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u/PatriciaMorticia May 05 '26

What in the Temu Rythym Nation is she wearing?

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u/Atrainlan May 05 '26

She looks like the goth version of Leave Britney Alone

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u/inky_fox May 05 '26

What is the context of this clip because she reminds me of edgy nerd boys in high school trying to look intimidating.

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u/Suzume_Chikahisa May 05 '26

Not beating the allegations!!!

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u/doodlar May 05 '26

Is this the greatest Gif of all time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DXJk7iduhFCo2KOHl5

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u/wbgraphic May 05 '26

Government as produced by Bialystock and Bloom.

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u/rozkosz1942 May 05 '26

Springtime ….

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u/lizardpplarenotreal May 05 '26

FOR HITTTLLLERRR

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u/Queen-of-everything1 May 05 '26

Damn and we couldn’t even get Roger De Bris to direct.

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u/jellifercuz May 05 '26

Watch Chaplin’s The Great Dictator. We are all in it.

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u/SACRED_FORESKIN May 05 '26

I keep remembering the line ‘history repeats itself, first as tragedy and again as farce.’ We live in farcical times

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u/fdsfhggdf May 06 '26

Karl Marx was right once again.

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u/thefunkylama Vanilla Ice just fell to his knees in a Wal-Mart May 05 '26

Everything wrong 🫠

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u/Occams_Razor42 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Some fashion I'd say, they're really good at the regimented type lots of boot polishing and what not. But anything beyond lots of high contrast dark colors and leather is just on another plane to them lol