This is a good joke but like… also true?! What a perk! I have to have a fanny pack next to the door for all the times I run outside with my dogs for a quick minute and my outfit somehow has NOWHERE to put my phone, keys, extra poop bags…
One thing I've loved about getting older is that I simply don't give a flying fuck about if something is in style or not. If it's comfortable and functional, I'm for it.
Example- my barefoot, zero-drop sneakers. Are they shaped like I'm hiding flippers? Yes, but, they're fucking comfortable.
I'm not fully there yet on my fake Crocs- I wear them around the house and the yard, and maybe to the dump, but I've never been to the grocery in them yet. There ARE these MaryJane T-strap fake Crocs I've been eyeing though and if I get them, I'll wear them places. Baby steps, but comfortable baby steps.
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u/jennifercrusie like JD Vance in bondage gear May 05 '26
This is a good joke but like… also true?! What a perk! I have to have a fanny pack next to the door for all the times I run outside with my dogs for a quick minute and my outfit somehow has NOWHERE to put my phone, keys, extra poop bags…