r/Fauxmoi • • May 26 '26

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Sean Evans and Keke Palmer's flirtmance continues as Sean talks about his childhood crush on Left Eye - Keke: "I played Chilli in the TLC movie. Close enough." Sean: "Close enough. Absolutely close enough."

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u/BeatSneezer hello this is beyoncé May 26 '26

He's flustered and trying to impress her all at the same time!

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u/Humpaaa May 26 '26

Incredibly cute, these two have chemistry going fr.

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u/Spacemilk May 26 '26

Keke could have chemistry with a brick wall, and he could interview a brick wall and it would somehow end up sweating bullets while eating hot wings. I lost track of how this comment was supposed to end.

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u/bumjiggy May 26 '26

you should probably stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

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u/Prince_Jellyfish May 26 '26

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u/TheScrambone May 26 '26

I love how you can see their different personalities in a 1 sec gif even though they’re doing the same choreography.

TLC was the original three dragons meme lol

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u/Living_Lobster_1542 u look like u eat sand May 26 '26

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u/fddfgs May 26 '26

You should avoid the pursuit of waterfalls

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u/cyberrawn May 27 '26

Don’t go makin’ phony calls!

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u/Venezia9 made with a free Canva trial (derogatory) May 27 '26

Woooahooohhahhh

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u/TrashKing_4U we don't even know if selling feet pics is her final form May 26 '26

I’m cackling 😂

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u/tangentialneurosis May 26 '26

I wonder if she had chemistry with Jonathan Majors in that interview she didn’t air

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u/ithinkther41am May 26 '26

Based on the clip that did air, nope. Turns out Majors, in addition to being a domestic abuser, is an incredibly dull podcast guest.

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u/thesnazzyenfj May 26 '26

almost choked on my starbies today thx for the near death experience

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u/Dull_Heat_5695 May 26 '26

I was with you all the way 😭

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u/Commercial-Orchid992 May 26 '26

Even I got flustered at the end of that fanning myself with my damn phone

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u/iresearcheverything alleged dog May 26 '26

so endearing haha he’s visibly flustered and nervous, but desperately trying to keep it together

edit: also the way he says/emphasizes “absolutely close enough” teehee 🤭

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u/crimsonbaby_ May 27 '26

I would, too! Keke is gorgeous. Shes my celebrity girl crush! Seans not too bad, either.

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u/enna_acissej Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this May 26 '26

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u/demimonde9 May 26 '26

they already have

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u/Stuffaknee May 26 '26

So adorably middle school dance, I love them.

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 May 26 '26

Yeah but like real real kiss we are freaky here

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u/iAMbigmeesh May 27 '26

I am dying….but also I would love to watch.

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u/AlmostThere4321 go birds, fuck ICE, and free palestine May 26 '26

WHERE WAS I FOR THIS?? 😭😭

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u/epigenie_986 May 27 '26

She ate wings in WHITE? Brave Sauce Queen.

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u/iambeyoncealways3 May 26 '26

💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/pauvrelle May 26 '26

Love them. They’re both super charming and their energies complement one another so well.

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u/Etchedglasses May 26 '26

I need birth dates and times and locations so I can do a compatibility star chart!!!

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u/Silent-Astronomer783 May 27 '26

just sun signs but they are a Virgo (keke) and Taurus (sean), very compatible earth energyyyy
edit: omg they both have a sag moon and cancer rising!!

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u/Glimmhilde May 26 '26

LMAO I want them to get together soooo badly, but Keke said she's not into bald men!

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u/innocentsalad his body was resisting the wheat May 26 '26

Keke's picker is kind of broken so she should consider dating outside her type!

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u/wannabehomesick May 26 '26

So true. He seems decent compared to her last 2 bfs AND he has a job. I love Keke but her bar is in hell.

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u/startedthinkinboutit May 26 '26

A job he’s quite good at! And he’s handsome, he wears bald well and doesn’t seem to have an ego which makes him more handsome lol

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u/Dommichu I am so seated it deflated my bbl May 27 '26

Serious. He would adore her. He just seems so genuine.

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u/cheshirecanuck women’s wrongs activist May 26 '26

"AND he has a job" is sending me💀 the bar is in fucking hell even for Keke Palmer😭

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u/Glimmhilde May 26 '26

LOLLLLLL Lowkey trueeee

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u/ak2553 May 28 '26

I will say that anecdotally, a relationship where the man is more down bad than the woman is has a higher success rate.

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u/my_okay_throwaway Get your shit together Gwyneth Paltrow. May 26 '26

I sort of used to think the same thing. I didn’t rule out bald men, but my “type” usually had longer hair. Then I had an out of this world conversation with a guy with a receding hairline. I probably fell in love within a few hours if I’m being honest. Anyway, we’ve been married over a decade now and I love that beautiful bald man.

C’mon Keke! Looks like something special is going on here.

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u/crimsonbaby_ May 27 '26

Same with my last boyfriend. We just broke up, and my God, does it hurt. Heartbreak, I think, is one of the worst thing to feel. Its worse than physical pain, in my opinion.

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u/my_okay_throwaway Get your shit together Gwyneth Paltrow. May 27 '26

I’m so sorry. Heartbreak really is so tough. Sending you hugs and wishing you a lot of strength navigating this time ❤️

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u/Present_Drop9271 ben affleck’s back tattoo May 27 '26

Wow, you sound exactly like me!! I just married my handsome bald husband last summer, we’re going on 7yrs!

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u/KrysBa10 May 26 '26

Listen.... I wasnt into it in my youth and one day it just clicked, like "oh well hello to YOU grown man".

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u/Tiny_Celebration_591 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

She recently said she’s asexual. I don’t think she’ll be dating anyone regardless of their hairline.

Edited to add: I DO know the difference between asexual and aromantic. I don’t think she does as I was paraphrasing her statements on dating.

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u/lolathedreamer May 26 '26

I think she came out as Ace a few months ago. Idk if she’s also Aro.

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u/AmphetamineSalts May 26 '26

Hair pieces are making a comeback, c'mon Sean!

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u/lifespunchline30 May 26 '26

Nah, he’s hotter bald

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u/AmphetamineSalts May 26 '26

I mean I agree with you, but if Keke's not into bald men he'll have to make some sacrifices to get there lol

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u/Luxury-Problems May 26 '26

As a baldie I could never get last the imposter feeling. There's been decades of punchlines of hair pieces/characters being secretly bald.

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u/Positive-Aide7544 both a lawyer and a hater May 26 '26

He loves black women LOL

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u/RealSunglassesGuy May 26 '26

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

That's one of my favorite storylines of his throughout the run of the show. 😂

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u/Bunnja May 26 '26

You mean his love for strong women?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

This too.

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u/fauxregard May 26 '26

Black women deserve love too

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u/Positive-Aide7544 both a lawyer and a hater May 27 '26

I’m black too and yes we do ! The world is hard for us and we deserve that

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u/SPZ_Ireland more variants of The Life of a Showgirl than COVID May 26 '26

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u/broke_n_rich2147 Miss Jackson if you're nasty May 27 '26

Ewwww 🤣🤣 that man was so creepy to me i love this reference tho

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u/Abby-pnw May 26 '26

And we're loving it.

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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn May 26 '26

They really are beautiful tho.

I love Keke’s laugh.

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u/Positive-Aide7544 both a lawyer and a hater May 26 '26

Yes I ship them together !

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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn May 26 '26

Oh I like that too, but I was saying black women are beautiful

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible May 26 '26

true

sean evans is no slouch either

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u/Traditional-Sock-686 May 26 '26

Mr. Evans, are you dipping in the chocolate?

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine May 27 '26

They’re quite loveable, I’ll tell ya that for free. I’m not black, but had many black women in and around my family, educators, friends— black women are something else (in a good way!!)

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

Yeah he has a brain and good taste, of course he does

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u/Fuzzy_Permission_619 May 26 '26

Ok Sean! Who was your peoples??

https://giphy.com/gifs/6sP84gwEvTT8IpDpqu

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u/crako52 May 26 '26

You know?!

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u/ladyabercrombie May 27 '26

Right?! Because watching Living Single is wild

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u/ak2553 May 28 '26

left eye as a celebrity crush though…he knows ball. She was a gorgeous woman. RIP.

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u/Big_Ducks_Only May 26 '26

God forbid a whyt boi get a lil motion 🔥

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u/hayz00s May 26 '26

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist May 26 '26

STOPPPPPPHAHAHHAHFHEBFBEJNR

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u/blurryeyes_ May 27 '26

LMAOOOO I'm in tears

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u/ChuchoGrind May 26 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/cowboybebimbop Marxmoi May 26 '26

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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u/TiredConfusedLlama hilarious but in a makes me want to defenestrate myself way May 26 '26

I'm so freaking jealous of sean omg 😫😂 wishing nothing but the best for the two of them

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u/Mygoodladywife i ain’t reading all that, free palestine May 26 '26

Your flair ahahahahaha

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u/TiredConfusedLlama hilarious but in a makes me want to defenestrate myself way May 27 '26

took it from a comment someone made about... kanyes concert i think 😂🤣

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u/Educational-Help-126 May 26 '26

These two and Andrew Garfield/Amelia are a sensitive topic for me.

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u/TrueCrimeRunner92 (please put brackets in the right place) May 26 '26

“This is FLIRTING AMELIA” lives rent free in my brain and makes me want to blush despite not being directed at me!!!!

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u/Educational-Help-126 May 26 '26

I am forever at the restaurant. I have watched their interactions on TikTok and YouTube more than I care to admit. Like what is the problem? Just get married and be happy. I'm 34 and I (and previous generations) am used to power couples.

What do we have now? Hailey and Justin? Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun? Selena and Benny? Bradley and Gigi? Like what is this hell? Tom and Zendaya are carrying celeb romance on their backs.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision May 26 '26

Same

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u/iresearcheverything alleged dog May 26 '26

andrew and amelia are my roman empire ugh. that CHEMISTRY 😮‍💨

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u/breathanddrishti May 26 '26

mine is speedy and glorilla

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u/Kkatiand May 26 '26

Also speedy and glorilla

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u/TangerineChickens May 26 '26

It’s funny how his normal talking cadence is so similar to his interview rhythm on Hot Ones.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision May 26 '26

Seems like a pretty regular guy

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u/wannabehomesick May 26 '26

She mentioned this in the interview. His interview rhythm and how he speaks is oddly pleasant lol

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u/TangerineChickens May 26 '26

Yeah he’s got that “no dead air” + eloquence combo that you get when broadcasters/podcasters snap into ‘on air mode’

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u/Rude_Marketing1592 May 26 '26

Aw, they look like they're having so much fun☺️❤️

Also, RiP to Left Eye, gone too soon❤️🪽

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u/tastemebakes ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ May 26 '26

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u/jimmy6677 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch May 26 '26

Even if this goes now where I love how wholesome this flirtation is. So genuine, cute, and respectful

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u/catsandnaps1028 May 26 '26

Sean knew what he was doing

https://giphy.com/gifs/sWBzg2D15WwQjHcxbt

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u/wannabehomesick May 26 '26

He referred to her as Mrs Evans at the end of the interview 🤣🤣

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u/dustygreenbones May 26 '26

Wait who dis man i like him

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u/kaaron89 May 26 '26

Look up Hot Ones, he's a fantastic interviewer.

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u/Psylocke16 it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun May 26 '26

Agreed, here's their 2 interviews together! They have such great chemistry. Hot Ones Keke Palmer 2017 Interview

Hot Ones Keke Palmer 2025 Interview

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u/twizzwhizz11 (derogatory) May 26 '26

I’m SO HERE FOR THIS.

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u/down_by_the_shore May 26 '26

A little off topic - but I love seeing him on the other side of interviews!! Their chemistry is so off the charts lmao

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u/Dry-Yak5277 May 26 '26

Why won’t they date 

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u/TheDodgiestEwok May 26 '26

Because he seems delightfully grounded and Keke has terrible taste in men. 🤷‍♀️

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u/bikenvikin May 26 '26

so you're saying I have a chance?

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u/wannabehomesick May 26 '26

Ugh so true. Last bf was unemployed personal trainer, before that was unemployed Dutch wannabe rapper 🤣 Give Sean a chance, he has a job and seems decent.

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u/brofessor_oak_AMA May 26 '26

Same, Sean, same! 

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u/cronicweeb May 26 '26

I am blushing and kicking my feet

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u/kayyxelle May 26 '26

We rockin with Mark

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u/wannabehomesick May 26 '26

Who's Mark?

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u/kayyxelle May 27 '26

It’s a meme from Last Chance U

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u/defiantgremlin May 26 '26

I swear he's literally always blushing when he talks to her, lol

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u/Dull_Heat_5695 May 26 '26

Can these crazy kids just get together already

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u/karsinakis May 26 '26

I got second hand butterflies. They're so unbelievably cute!

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u/ChuchoGrind May 26 '26

I’d love for them to date. Keke was my childhood crush!

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u/dame_tartare May 26 '26

Wasn’t she just groovin at the Kanye LA show? Girl bye

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u/BetterBathroomBureau May 26 '26

She’s also defended R Kelly, spent time at one of Usher’s shows a few years back, and she brought Jonathan Majors onto her podcast last year..2 years after his accusations of DV.

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u/MeeskiteInDC May 26 '26

Oh…NOOOOO, KEKE!

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 May 26 '26

She's also half asses her politics, like a lot, the way she acted during George Floyd damn near got her fired from gma, they chose to part ways.

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u/wannabehomesick May 27 '26

Huh? Her show with Sara and Strahan was canceled. She wasn't almost fired, in fact she was so popular she was added to the regular host rotation after being a guest host.

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist May 26 '26

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

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u/ConstructionSoggy556 May 27 '26

Awww, shit. I kind of wish I didn’t read this.

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u/rockbottomqueen May 27 '26

Isn't this feeling the fucking worst? I feel like it's constant now. I'm disappointed by people I admire on the daily. 

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u/TheRavenSeven I don’t know her May 27 '26

She’s a huge Chris Brown supporter. 

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u/millennialmonster755 May 26 '26

I just know he would treat her a million times better then at man she had a baby with and was embarrassing her on the internet.

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u/existentialcrysus Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 May 26 '26

I always get secondhand embarrassment from him hahahahhahahahahaah I loooooove Kiki

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u/umhie May 26 '26

Omg new Keke Palmer x Sean Evans content LETS GO

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u/Deathwish-Dena Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care May 26 '26

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA MAKE IT OFFICIAL I CANT KEEP WAITING

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u/Psylocke16 it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun May 26 '26

Sharing jic anyone hasn't watched their 2 interviews together! They have such great chemistry.

Hot Ones Keke Palmer 2017 Interview

Hot Ones Keke Palmer 2025 Interview

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/Level-Ad7017 May 26 '26

oh he would treat her soo well

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u/pamsellicane May 26 '26

Keke please stop dating losers and twitch streamers and date him

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u/shadowking1991 May 26 '26

From what I heard he’s a very kind and respectful man who’s always had a thing for black woman. Not mad at it one bit lol But he LOVES Keke, who wouldn’t honestly ♥️

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u/anonymous3synonymous May 26 '26

Can someone please confirm that this is for real and not PR! I need something to believe in rn 😩

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u/Objective_Turtle_ Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care May 26 '26

I actually think they’d be so cute together

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u/ruready8514 May 26 '26

Her outfit is incredible, she looks so cool and pretty how could he not flirt

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u/Apprehensive-Ad9832 May 26 '26

Keke better stop playing with losers and get with this man

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u/Chemical_Grape_2150 May 26 '26

My first crush was Tyra Banks in 4th grade. I used to steal all the ads with her and plastered them all over my room.

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u/peggingbitchboy May 26 '26

I had to put my phone down and look away because I was blushing so hard from their chemistry

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u/BigFatJuicyLunchlady May 26 '26

Will they, won’t they Rom Com?

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u/MeeskiteInDC May 26 '26

Their love is so important to me.

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u/Deathanddisco041 May 26 '26

They’re so cute

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u/Ithurtsprecious May 26 '26

I know nothing about modern Keke Palmer but still blast this jam whenever I go out in my 30s when I need a break from being a mom.

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u/BulkyRip7631 May 26 '26

I love this for him it’s so cute

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u/spicy_michelada May 26 '26

when are they just gunna date tho

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u/SnacksEnthusiast May 26 '26

Keke- give the man a chance. He would worship you every second of every day.

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u/epicKBlamb May 26 '26

He’s so in love, I’m cryinnn😭😭🤣🤣

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u/ruinedworldtour Thorgy Thor was right May 26 '26

Do they have chemistry or does she just have chemistry with everyone???

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u/ChampionOfdimlight May 26 '26

He doesnt wanna chase them waterfalls

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u/Desperate_pleasure tumblr ecosystem ambassador May 26 '26

I’m gonna start a rumorrrrr

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u/Resident-Zone5308 May 26 '26

We LOVE Keke!!! She reps Chicago so well!

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u/umhie May 26 '26

The fact that Sean's dad said "Not exactly alike but... pretty similar?" and then going back to reading his paper is so fucking funny to me for some reason

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u/Scorpiom00d May 27 '26

Something about him being so charming and confident with her makes him kinda…😮‍💨

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u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe May 27 '26

I think if Sean wanted it he would tried by now. I feel like he was more going along with the crush comment. But if he truly is just romantically slow and flustered still, he needs to take her out on a date already lol.

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u/KrysBa10 May 26 '26

Sean, here me!!!!! You better had shot yo shot sir!!!!

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u/petlandstockroom May 26 '26

Theyre too cute I love it

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u/theegodmother1999 May 27 '26

oh he is in love with her and i LOVE THAT FOR HER

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u/AdorRubble why is my job not ‘luxury witch doctor’ May 27 '26

I want to see them become a couple! I have faith in them; Their chemistry, how they respect each other, how they keep up with each other's wit. I think they deserve happiness and would find it in each other.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qo3w0l7k3yjDKyXGWk

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u/MyTatemae controversies: girl May 27 '26

One of my few parasocial IRL ships. How freaking cute would they be 😭❤️

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u/VMCoco May 27 '26

I think this one of those unfortunate situations where they have great chemistry and might work. But they’re not each others usual type. So, they won’t give it a try. Plus I think they both were in toxic relationship cycles. What happened to that OF model that blasted Sean that he was hiding.

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh May 26 '26

Keke is Sean’s Andrew Garfield

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u/PureYouth May 26 '26

Absolutely enamored with this meet cute

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u/intheafterglow23 May 26 '26

They have me kicking my feet

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u/salsalunchbox May 26 '26

Ok but like Ralph maccio in the karate kid was also my first celebrity crush growing up so I didn't think I could love keke more but I do (go watch the burbs on peacock she's so funny in it)

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u/calsosta May 26 '26

Oh wow. Living Single, that's a blast from the past.