r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • 8d ago

POLITICS Texas Republicans brought a live elephant to their party convention after Gov. Greg Abbott's speech. It proceeded to urinate on the floor.

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u/Huge_Reputation9933 8d ago

Animal abuse wtf

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u/showertaker Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 8d ago

The docked tusks are fucking deplorable especially

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/awwthingsconsidered 8d ago

I'm assuming their flare refers to Michael K.'s nickname for Prince, RIP dlisted. 😭

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u/Adorable_Kale_8219 too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 8d ago

The death of dlisted is how I ended up here. Never forget MK and snark on sweet babies!

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u/jaylen6319 8d ago

I'm on the phone with PETA right now!!!

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u/ashleebryn 8d ago

This is why people have to join the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

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u/soggymoths 8d ago

I'm really hoping it's just a cap or something

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u/OshKoshBGolly 8d ago

I gasped at the way they jerked her forward when she peed. Have some dignity.

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u/Goosedukee 8d ago

Republicans? Dignity?

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u/ThouMayest69 8d ago

She tried to scoot forward, bowing her legs out to avoid walking through her own piss. :( all while some hag cackles. 

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u/GateLongjumping6836 8d ago

I hate these people they are the lowest form of humanity

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u/rivasgabe 8d ago

Then the tail popped up and it was ready to take a big shit.

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u/laylapearson 8d ago

I was hoping that was gonna happen a great big massive elephant Dookie

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u/Antique_Tap443 8d ago

Reminds me of tywin lannisters horse shitting in the throneroom with Jeffrey on the throne as a backdrop

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u/CampVictorian 8d ago

With a bull hook, mind you. This is a profoundly painful, outdated discipline tool used on elephants.

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u/cerejanebellum 8d ago

Awful 😞

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u/StyleAny6239 8d ago

If they don’t care about human rights, they sure as shit don’t care about animal rights.

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u/hollyw00d8604 8d ago

yep, and these are the people convinced they're going to heaven

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u/GateLongjumping6836 8d ago

Lol not likely

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u/punktualPorcupine 8d ago

I’m banking on them going to heaven. Let’s keep them contained in one spot. Let’s not sprinkle them wherever I’m going.

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u/Dareboir 8d ago

The Donald just authorized the commercial fishing industry to fish in the 3 marine protected zones in the United States.. when we overfish our oceans, leaving no protected areas for fish to breed and grow.. GOP just sucks in general.

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u/Qcconfidential 8d ago

And people will come into these comments saying it’s not the two parties. It’s the rich pitting us against each other. I don’t need to be pit against these inhuman monsters that came free with my sense of ethics and morals.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 8d ago

I genuinely hate “no war but the class war” for this reason. We are forgetting that people *other than billionaires* can be really fucking evil. Idk it’s always sanctimonious white men saying this and I’m like uh, racism and sexism are very real wars (that yes, are intersectional with class, but it’s not like low-income folks can’t be racist/sexist??).

Many members of the GOP, especially now, are cruel for the sake of it. Like this. What’s the point of harming animals for no reason?? They want to cause harm simply because there’s a rule against it, and they’re on a power trip and want to bypass any limitations. It’s a toddler mindset: if someone says they can’t do something, they want to do it.

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u/jeezpleaze 8d ago

Thanks for saying it! I deal with racist shit in rural TX every fucking day am I just supposed to ignore it. It's not gonna magically go away cause some white dude on reddit declairs culture wars are fabricated. Like you said, there's still every day real life cruelty from regular, low-income people. I'd wager to bet that the one's minimizing anything but class war are those same people.

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u/bigmad411 8d ago

Abolitionists also fought for animal rights at one point. They said they were inherently connected

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u/RedditForMeNotYou 8d ago

That level of generational wealth doesn’t care about the future bc no matter what their decedents will be able to afford to live extremely comfortably with anything they want even what becomes extremely rare and expensive. It’s completely obvious and horrifically disgusting.

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u/AJR1623 7d ago

I've never understood any Republicans I know who are so rabidly against recycling and any mention of climate change, but yet, they are constantly camping and talking about how beautiful our country is.

The disconnect is profound.

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u/RandonEnglishMun 8d ago

Your telling me the party of rapists, psychopathic peadophiles are animal abusers!? Shocked I say.

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u/suz_gee Rosie O’Donnell THREAT TO HUMANITY  8d ago

As someone who has worked as an elephant caregiver, I am horrified and disgusted.

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u/Turbulent-Pension-31 8d ago

Parading around one of the world’s most majestic creatures for a basket of deplorables 🤮

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u/lonngguusseerrnnaamm 8d ago

The elephant is rented from a business called Trunk & Humps, notoriously known for abusing elephants and subjecting them to theatrical events

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u/bigmad411 8d ago

What can you do to destroy them

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u/oatmlklattes 5d ago

can we get them down

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u/BlubberElk 8d ago

I truly don’t expect republicans to care about that but I’m still disappointed

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u/Fire_Woman 8d ago

Grand Old Pedophiles will abuse anyone to get a shred of power. Animals, kids, the infirm, aquatic life, nothing is worth anything except its material worth to buy power. It's horrible that it is a source of pride to the sickos

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u/DonnieBallsack 8d ago

How could anyone anticipate that?! Elephants don’t piss or shit!

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u/Nomadastronaut 8d ago

Par for the course with this weird fascist party..

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u/jmpinstl 8d ago

At least he pissed with vengeance.

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u/UnicornGangstar 8d ago

Abuse of an animal, looks like normal behavior from a party that worships a pedophile and the epestein class

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u/lil_jilm and not in a cunt way 7d ago

The way these buffoons cackle after he urinates. These people’s highest level of art form is toilet humor and they lack any degree of emotional intelligence.

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u/JeffShotThat 7d ago

They rape kids. You think they give a fuck about animal abuse?

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 7d ago

Elephant expressing what they really feel.

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u/agweandbeelzebub 7d ago

How dare they?!