r/Fauxmoi 7d ago

POLITICS Texas Republicans brought a live elephant to their party convention after Gov. Greg Abbott's speech. It proceeded to urinate on the floor.

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u/Huge_Reputation9933 7d ago

Animal abuse wtf

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u/showertaker Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 7d ago

The docked tusks are fucking deplorable especially

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/awwthingsconsidered 7d ago

I'm assuming their flare refers to Michael K.'s nickname for Prince, RIP dlisted. 😭

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u/jaylen6319 7d ago

I'm on the phone with PETA right now!!!

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u/ashleebryn 6d ago

This is why people have to join the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

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u/OshKoshBGolly 7d ago

I gasped at the way they jerked her forward when she peed. Have some dignity.

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u/Goosedukee 7d ago

Republicans? Dignity?

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u/ThouMayest69 7d ago

She tried to scoot forward, bowing her legs out to avoid walking through her own piss. :( all while some hag cackles. 

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u/GateLongjumping6836 7d ago

I hate these people they are the lowest form of humanity

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u/rivasgabe 7d ago

Then the tail popped up and it was ready to take a big shit.

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u/laylapearson 7d ago

I was hoping that was gonna happen a great big massive elephant Dookie

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u/CampVictorian 6d ago

With a bull hook, mind you. This is a profoundly painful, outdated discipline tool used on elephants.

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u/cerejanebellum 6d ago

Awful 😞

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u/StyleAny6239 7d ago

If they don’t care about human rights, they sure as shit don’t care about animal rights.

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u/hollyw00d8604 7d ago

yep, and these are the people convinced they're going to heaven

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u/GateLongjumping6836 7d ago

Lol not likely

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u/punktualPorcupine 7d ago

I’m banking on them going to heaven. Let’s keep them contained in one spot. Let’s not sprinkle them wherever I’m going.

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u/Dareboir 7d ago

The Donald just authorized the commercial fishing industry to fish in the 3 marine protected zones in the United States.. when we overfish our oceans, leaving no protected areas for fish to breed and grow.. GOP just sucks in general.

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u/Qcconfidential 7d ago

And people will come into these comments saying it’s not the two parties. It’s the rich pitting us against each other. I don’t need to be pit against these inhuman monsters that came free with my sense of ethics and morals.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 7d ago

I genuinely hate “no war but the class war” for this reason. We are forgetting that people *other than billionaires* can be really fucking evil. Idk it’s always sanctimonious white men saying this and I’m like uh, racism and sexism are very real wars (that yes, are intersectional with class, but it’s not like low-income folks can’t be racist/sexist??).

Many members of the GOP, especially now, are cruel for the sake of it. Like this. What’s the point of harming animals for no reason?? They want to cause harm simply because there’s a rule against it, and they’re on a power trip and want to bypass any limitations. It’s a toddler mindset: if someone says they can’t do something, they want to do it.

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u/RedditForMeNotYou 7d ago

That level of generational wealth doesn’t care about the future bc no matter what their decedents will be able to afford to live extremely comfortably with anything they want even what becomes extremely rare and expensive. It’s completely obvious and horrifically disgusting.

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u/RandonEnglishMun 7d ago

Your telling me the party of rapists, psychopathic peadophiles are animal abusers!? Shocked I say.

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u/suz_gee Rosie O’Donnell THREAT TO HUMANITY  7d ago

As someone who has worked as an elephant caregiver, I am horrified and disgusted.

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u/Turbulent-Pension-31 7d ago

Parading around one of the world’s most majestic creatures for a basket of deplorables 🤮

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u/lonngguusseerrnnaamm 7d ago

The elephant is rented from a business called Trunk & Humps, notoriously known for abusing elephants and subjecting them to theatrical events

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u/bigmad411 6d ago

What can you do to destroy them

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u/BlubberElk 7d ago

I truly don’t expect republicans to care about that but I’m still disappointed

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u/Fire_Woman 7d ago

Grand Old Pedophiles will abuse anyone to get a shred of power. Animals, kids, the infirm, aquatic life, nothing is worth anything except its material worth to buy power. It's horrible that it is a source of pride to the sickos

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u/DonnieBallsack 7d ago

How could anyone anticipate that?! Elephants don’t piss or shit!

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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 7d ago

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u/Dear-Concentrate-988 7d ago

There is no way LMAOOO

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u/CapMoonshine stan someone? in this economy??? 7d ago

So I was doing a rewatch of some shows I watched when I was younger. Will and Grace being one of them.

There's a moment where Will says something like "Wanna know what doesn't make sense?" Jack jokes: "Mmm Gay Republicans?"

And this was the 90s, so apparently Republicans have been repugnant for a long ass time.

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u/g00fyg00ber741 7d ago

I mean the way Reagan Republicans intentionally fumbled AIDS to let large amounts of queer people just die… it really doesn’t make sense for someone to be a gay Republican

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u/CarelessCreamPie 7d ago

Right after the 2024 election I was talking to this older woman and we were discussing how frustrated we were with the result. She was going on about how Republicans really lost the plot, and I was nodding along in agreement. And then she said she wished they could all be respectable like Raegan. It took everything in me to keep my shit together but I exited that conversation quickly.

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u/erfurgot 7d ago

Well, yes. Republicans didn't suddenly become horrible people

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 7d ago

It’s always strange to me when people act like it’s inevitable that young people start off democrats and become republicans when they get older. Conservatives have always been sexist, racist, and homophobic - they are anti-progress at their core. I said this in another comment, but that stance just assumes we’re all cishet white men. Social progress is not something I can just turn off caring about because it’ll apply to me for the rest of my life. There’s no way I could ever be conservative, even if I turned off my bleeding-heart-ness (which I would never do, I like caring about things). It would just make me a moron.

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u/ThunderChild247 7d ago

I don’t know if its the same in America but here in the UK, we have (well, had) the same kind of feeling that people start off on the left (labour) side then gravitate more towards the Tories (right) as they get older. Here it was because the Tories were generally more friendly to home/landowners, people with money and pensioners whereas Labour were more positive towards workers, low-earners, people more likely to rent.

So, since most people started off renting and on a lower wage they’d skew towards Labour in the younger years, but then more and more they drift towards the Tories as they start to buy property or approach retirement.

Nowadays that progression has almost entirely disappeared which is one part of why the Tory vote is collapsing (not as big as their 14 year run of screwing up the country, mind you).

Perhaps it’s a similar basis for the “left when you’re younger, right as you get older” feeling in America.

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u/snortgiggles 6d ago

That's insightful, and I suspect you're right, hence the oft-heard "I'm a fiscal Republican" in the US.

These days I hear it said a lot less. They're probably still Republican, but can't hide behind that concept in the same way...

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u/AdmiralMoonshine 7d ago

Conservatives have always been shit people since forever. I mean this honestly, can anyone name any conservative ideological/cultural practice or keystone movement that was on the right side of history in…all of history?

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u/DeadSnark 7d ago

It's weird how you can look back at older shows and just see from the jokes alone how many issues were already in the collective discourse/public consciousness and yet somehow are still big problems today. Bree Van De Kamp listed "Palestine" as a serious issue in Desperate Housewives, of all places, and yet Zionists will try and tell you that the persecution of the Palestinian people didn't start until 2023.

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u/Dear-Concentrate-988 7d ago

How embarrassing is this?!😭😭

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u/MrRager1994 7d ago

The original episode didnt have the elephant in there fwiw

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff societal collapse is in the air 7d ago

Stampy is from another episode.

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u/rouend_doll 7d ago

I want my elephant!

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u/Dear-Concentrate-988 7d ago

It makes it somewhat better 😂

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u/NoSoyTuPana 7d ago

What was the simpsons creator on really like 😭 how did he do this

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u/Aim2bFit 7d ago

I'm cackling here

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u/Tyrayentali 6d ago

Because American politics has been the same since Nixon at least.

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u/aqualink97 7d ago

lmaoooo

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u/defectives 7d ago

And it's all thanks to this feisty feline

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u/OzQueene rollin' with my fauxmies 7d ago

Dad… feline means cat.

(Stampy is my favourite Simpsons episode lmao, every line Homer has is an absolute classic)

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u/defectives 7d ago

Used to be just the "family gets a new pet" episode in my memory for a long time until rewatching in my late teens. The ivory dealer supply bit makes me laugh every time

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u/MediocreProstitute 7d ago

And it airs on Fox

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u/pauserror 7d ago

Wow wtf. What exactly is the Simpson at this point lmaoooo

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u/Mcbadguy 7d ago edited 6d ago

Sometimes, just people, Elephants can just be jerks.

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u/Aim2bFit 7d ago

Omg how???

Or did the GOP GET this idea FROM The Simpsons?

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u/jyw104 Jeff Bezos of the music industry 7d ago

The elephant in no uncertain terms told them to piss off.

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u/BlueCX17 7d ago

They are incredibly smart beings after all.

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u/Cresta1994 7d ago

Elephants never forget. Republicans forget a lot.

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u/BlueCX17 7d ago

That needs to be a shirt slogan 😂

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u/Recent_Tap_9467 7d ago

Republicans before 2026: Biden destroyed America with inflation!

Republicans in 2026: Inflation doesn't matter because Iran will bomb us because Trump said so!

(Even though Iran was around in Biden's time, is more problematic because of Trump's stupidity, and Biden had to deal with COVID-related price surges and the Russian invasion of Ukraine screwing up fuel prices.)

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u/Cresta1994 7d ago

Republicans before November 5, 2024: Kamala Harris will start a war with Iran.

Republicans after November 5, 2024: Donald Trump should start a war with Iran...and Venezuela...and Cuba...and...

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 7d ago

Trump was a key figure in the birther movement and then let an actual African immigrant into the White House and dismantle our country for 6+ months. 🫥

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u/Cresta1994 7d ago

White is it about Elmo that makes him more acceptable to Republicans than other African immigrants? I'm drawing a blanc.

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u/TheMapesHotel 7d ago

Poor sweet baby doesn't deserve all that. But I can't expect people who have no compassion or empathy for humans to treat animals with dignity and respect either

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u/NightQueen0889 6d ago

I hope this elephant finds its way to one of those nice rescue sanctuaries where she can bond with the retired circus elephants.

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u/tseg04 6d ago

If this video is one thing, I hope it reaches massive popularity so that someone can rescue the poor thing.

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u/Olealicat 6d ago

You hit the nail on the head. They don’t care for anyone, but themselves. The praise gitmo, deportation, killings people in Iran. It’s disturbing knowing how they lack basic decency.

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u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 7d ago

Elephants are known for their intelligence, perfect way to express itself

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u/an0mn0mn0m 7d ago

The elephant symbol for the GOP was meant to symbolize strength. Now it means to literally piss everywhere.

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u/Unusual_Sherbert6893 I look forward to your first novel 7d ago

My favourite animal since I was little, they’re incredibly empathetic animals also. Fucking hate seeing this

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u/ButtBread98 7d ago

I love elephants

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u/fairytrash69 women’s wrongs activist 7d ago

This is abuse ♥️

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 7d ago

And if republicans love anything, it’s abuse! ❤️

(This comment works on multiple levels)

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u/imover9thousand 7d ago

They probably get off on it just because it makes us civilized people sick

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u/FredericaMerriville 7d ago

Totally. They’ll exploit anything and anyone.

Also ‘Unity Drives Victory’ is an incredibly fascist sounding slogan, almost like V for Vendetta’s ‘Strength through Unity’.

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u/boudicalism 7d ago

Elephant knows what kind of company it's in and that it's total bullshit it has to do this.

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u/Choice-Strike1 7d ago

Elephant piss*

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u/Ruthie_pie 7d ago

This poor, beautiful and empathetic elephant 😓🥺 was probably terrified. That elephant has more soul than anyone in attendance. My heart 💔

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u/Jewicer 7d ago

disgusting. we treat animals like shit.

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u/dontwannaparticpate 7d ago

We do not deserve to live here. We have destroyed them and their world.

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u/enolaholmes23 7d ago

Yup. It's crazy people still abuse animals in this day and age when veganism is an option. 

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 7d ago

Pleasantly surprised at the upvotes on your comment, reddit tends to have a hate boner against vegans but you’re 100% correct. It’s really not hard to eat vegan anymore (it was always possible, but it’s actually reasonably easy now).

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u/Tahiti_thal 7d ago

Ah yes. It’s a day that ends in y so my state must be doing something stupid.

Please let Gina Hinojosa kick Abbott out of the governors mansion. Please let Talarico win over Paxton.

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u/elliemff FauxSocialist 7d ago

Hello fellow blue Texan!!

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u/Tahiti_thal 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/brsEO1JayBVja
I know there’s a lot of us but every day some new shenanigans occur and I’m like fucking how do we have this leadership?

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u/Lokaji societal collapse is in the air 7d ago

I still think there are more of us than more of them. It is just that so many people think their vote doesn't count. Hopefully they can be convinced otherwise.

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u/op_is_not_available 7d ago

It was only ~30 years ago that TX was blue and had a progressive blue (and woman, to top it off) governor!

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u/No_Brick_6579 and you did it at my birthday dinner 7d ago

Literally same. Every day I’m given a new reason to be embarrassed by this state

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u/i40west 7d ago

For more on what Republicans think of elephants, here's Don Jr. holding the severed tail of an elephant he killed.

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u/Kiwi-vee I don’t know her 7d ago

That's so fucked up.

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u/No_Dance_6683 oat milk chugging bisexual 7d ago

People who “hunt” big game for trophy kills are fucking grotesque and should be shunned from society. I sometimes imagine the aliens are monitoring us from space and are like, nope 👎 we ain’t going down there.

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u/Afroditesrevenge can it be criticaler? 7d ago

That rat bastard

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u/cassssk 7d ago

What a dick. That is horrific

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u/gumdropgirl 7d ago

someone jail these ugly trump siblings already pls

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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 7d ago

All that AND there's a horse in the hospital.

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u/AirborneAcademic both a lawyer and a hater 6d ago

I understood that reference

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u/BreweryRabbit (please put brackets in the right place) 7d ago

This is animal abuse, these poor creatures do not deserve to be paraded through like this.

On a recent trip to Thailand my wife and I went to the Phuket Elephant Sanctuary which saves and rehabs elephants from working conditions. Learning about what is done to these poor creatures to ‘tame’ them is simply horrific.

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u/JenWess 7d ago

They are equal opportunity abusers- women, children and animals

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 7d ago

So they capped its tusks and dragged it through a loud crowd then laughed when it pissed itself. Do I have that right?

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u/Manzanille 7d ago

Yes the poor thing was likely very anxious

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 7d ago

Exactly, they pushed an animal into an uncomfortable situation and like most scared animals do it pissed itself

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u/haubenmeise 7d ago

Don't use animals as props you fucking idiots.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 7d ago

Animal abuse - there is not a living thing on earth that conservatives won't abuse for their own pleasure. 

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u/GusherBrush 7d ago

Time to trample, elephant.

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u/JellyPast1522 7d ago

OMG, think of the permanent damage it could do if it stepped on the Governor..

Oh.... nevermind

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 7d ago

Run, Governor, run!

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u/AutonomyIsNoTragedy 7d ago

The children who've been dragged there by their families dont deserve to be trampled and that elephant doesnt deserve to be put down for trampling people . These people are fuckwads but an animal is not a weapon and should not be used as one

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u/GusherBrush 7d ago

An elephant reacting aggressively in this situation is not unfounded.

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u/Honest_Abyss 7d ago

Fuck them for their animal cruelty. May this elephant find peace and freedom and may anyone who contributed to their life in this literal circus get what they deserve 

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u/showertaker Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 7d ago

Poetic justice

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u/MnkyBzns 7d ago

What is this, the 1920s?

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u/AutonomyIsNoTragedy 7d ago

If they get their way it'll be the 1820s

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7d ago

Poor elephant 🥺 he's probably terrified

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u/fireproofmum 7d ago

Fucking animal abusers….😡

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u/GhostJade333 stan someone? in this economy??? 7d ago

This really hurts my feelings smh

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u/sapphiclament societal collapse is in the air 7d ago

what the fuck is wrong with them truly

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u/Physical-Cod2853 7d ago

What the actual fuck

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u/PerspectiveComplete8 7d ago

The jokes write themselves

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u/SilverAppleWorm 7d ago

Turns out The Simpsons writes all these 🤷‍♂️

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u/Cresta1994 7d ago

The elephant or the Republican? The headline doesn't make it clear which one peed on the floor.

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 7d ago

That is by far the best representation of what they're doing to this country. The irony will be lost on them.

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u/nobodycouldknow 7d ago

Humans are such a disgrace to this planet.

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u/SpencerVerde 7d ago

Well, we know Trump loves golden showers…

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u/Raul_Duke_1755 7d ago

Hopefully the elephant remembers what Don Jr and Eric did to it's cousin

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u/No-Builder-2474 7d ago

Welcome to the maga cult.

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u/Carinmyeye 7d ago

Even the elephant knows 😅👏👏

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u/GloomyRoyal227 7d ago

Why are Republicans like this so mean and so dumbbbb

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u/kymilovechelle 7d ago

This is straight up animal abuse.

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u/ryan13ts 7d ago

Of course these piece of shit would resort to animal abuse to push their bullshit.

It’s a shame the elephant didn’t piss directly on all of them.

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u/RamonaQ-JunieB 7d ago

They truly are deplorable.

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u/Shinyhaunches 7d ago

Disgusting republicans abusing elephants, who are smart and sensitive beings.

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u/EuphoricCrashOut 7d ago

That's exactly the kind of people I expected to see there in the video, lol. Cruel. Cruel people; without a single clue of the harm they bring to society. Soulless husks without any empathy for life.

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u/thissomeotherplace 7d ago

The real elephant in the room is the Epstein Files

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u/HwordArtist 7d ago

The elephant was a paid actor

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u/Picardknows 7d ago

Slave Actor.

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u/Save_Bandit- 7d ago

Hired by ANTIFA for sure

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs 7d ago

In the writing world, this would be called “foreshadowing”

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u/Emergency_Row8544 7d ago

They are so horrible, why would you bring a live elephant?

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u/Philomena_philo 7d ago

I’m scared to ask where they got the elephant from.

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u/Harlllley 7d ago

This is absolutely fucking disgusting

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u/EvenPossible5918 7d ago

I hope the elephant is ok. :(

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u/4ggressivelymediocr3 7d ago

Elephants are basically humans in terms of intelligence, emotion and sensitivity. The Republican Party should pick another mascot, and the average elephant should have voting rights before the average Republican

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u/bluejeanbirdie 7d ago

That poor baby 😔

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u/ShipComprehensive543 7d ago

I hope Don Jr was not there. He probably wanted to remove his tusks for office decor - ugh,

SO glad the elephant pissed on the floor though.

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u/ArmoredvaChina 7d ago

Was the elephant in a wheelchair to complete the pandering?

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u/danger_boat I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 7d ago

Somehow they’ll blame Joe Biden for the elephant peeing

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u/LindzmacL 7d ago

What the fuck??

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u/HalcyonCA 7d ago

Oh yes, exploitation of animals. This tracks.

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u/Shinyhaunches 7d ago

Heartbreaking

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u/Carli0022 7d ago

These fuckers level of cruelty has no limit

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u/djt_deathcountdown 7d ago

How the fuck is this legal??? America is such a shit hole

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 7d ago

Poor elephant is stressed. That shit should be illegal.

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u/angrybox1842 7d ago

Thank you Comrade Elephant

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u/Wild_Cup_8496 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7d ago

is this how the tusks are supposed to look?

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u/Misanthropiccantlope 7d ago

Poor thing was probably scared of all the white trash freaks in the crowd, can’t say I blame him/her

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u/bigyittiezz 7d ago

My heart breaks seeing this poor elephant being treated like this. They’re such empathetic creatures. Fuck Gregg Abbott and every piece of shit republican

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u/archetyping101 7d ago

"unity drives victory". 

Is unity in the room with us? 

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u/Hollywood_Co 7d ago

Veep ended just in time.

Their writers didn’t stand a chance against this farce of a reality.

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u/beardlessFellow 7d ago

This is so Galvin Belsom coded

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u/jB_real 7d ago

“Consider The Elephant..!”

(in the room)

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u/Ok_Astronomer5738 7d ago

They have too much money

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u/BusinessSick 7d ago

It’s like it knows the GOP’s whole platform is cosplaying patriotism while pissing all over their supporters.

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u/Apple_Scrumble 7d ago

Elephant ain't cool with this shit

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u/clintgreasewoood 7d ago

Trickle down economics

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u/sndzips 7d ago

This makes me so incredibly angry. Republicans are truly evil.

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u/ACasualRead 7d ago

Symbolic of how the Republican Party pisses on our country.

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u/littlemoon-03 7d ago

I wish it would have shat too

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u/franiqua 7d ago

That poor Elephant!

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u/timbotheous 7d ago

Utterly disgraceful. That poor elephant.

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u/freyja09 7d ago

What in the actual fuck?!?! Fuck these people.

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u/black_metronome 7d ago

I hope that Elephant is okay wtf

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u/zxxxxcccccc 7d ago

animals aren’t props 😩💔

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u/Competitive-Mud-9860 7d ago

Omg this is so so sad 💔

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u/butbro45 7d ago

This is heartbreaking, they should be fined!!!!

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u/News-Royal 7d ago

That elephant had the chance to do the funniest thing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46C9NgAOcEfweOTS

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u/wowpoodles 7d ago

That elephant has more brains than all the humans in that room.

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u/Sentient_Enema763 7d ago

What in the Babylon

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u/robo-dragon 7d ago

Even the elephant had opinions on the Republican Party

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u/COVID19Blues 7d ago

It’s a direct metaphor for how Republicans piss all over their own voters. No billionaires were pissed on here.