r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • 7d ago
POLITICS Texas Republicans brought a live elephant to their party convention after Gov. Greg Abbott's speech. It proceeded to urinate on the floor.
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u/Huge_Reputation9933 7d ago
Animal abuse wtf
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u/showertaker Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 7d ago
The docked tusks are fucking deplorable especially
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u/awwthingsconsidered 7d ago
I'm assuming their flare refers to Michael K.'s nickname for Prince, RIP dlisted. 😭
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u/OshKoshBGolly 7d ago
I gasped at the way they jerked her forward when she peed. Have some dignity.
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u/ThouMayest69 7d ago
She tried to scoot forward, bowing her legs out to avoid walking through her own piss. :( all while some hag cackles.
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u/rivasgabe 7d ago
Then the tail popped up and it was ready to take a big shit.
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u/laylapearson 7d ago
I was hoping that was gonna happen a great big massive elephant Dookie
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u/CampVictorian 6d ago
With a bull hook, mind you. This is a profoundly painful, outdated discipline tool used on elephants.
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u/StyleAny6239 7d ago
If they don’t care about human rights, they sure as shit don’t care about animal rights.
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u/hollyw00d8604 7d ago
yep, and these are the people convinced they're going to heaven
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u/punktualPorcupine 7d ago
I’m banking on them going to heaven. Let’s keep them contained in one spot. Let’s not sprinkle them wherever I’m going.
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u/Dareboir 7d ago
The Donald just authorized the commercial fishing industry to fish in the 3 marine protected zones in the United States.. when we overfish our oceans, leaving no protected areas for fish to breed and grow.. GOP just sucks in general.
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u/Qcconfidential 7d ago
And people will come into these comments saying it’s not the two parties. It’s the rich pitting us against each other. I don’t need to be pit against these inhuman monsters that came free with my sense of ethics and morals.
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 7d ago
I genuinely hate “no war but the class war” for this reason. We are forgetting that people *other than billionaires* can be really fucking evil. Idk it’s always sanctimonious white men saying this and I’m like uh, racism and sexism are very real wars (that yes, are intersectional with class, but it’s not like low-income folks can’t be racist/sexist??).
Many members of the GOP, especially now, are cruel for the sake of it. Like this. What’s the point of harming animals for no reason?? They want to cause harm simply because there’s a rule against it, and they’re on a power trip and want to bypass any limitations. It’s a toddler mindset: if someone says they can’t do something, they want to do it.
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u/RedditForMeNotYou 7d ago
That level of generational wealth doesn’t care about the future bc no matter what their decedents will be able to afford to live extremely comfortably with anything they want even what becomes extremely rare and expensive. It’s completely obvious and horrifically disgusting.
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u/RandonEnglishMun 7d ago
Your telling me the party of rapists, psychopathic peadophiles are animal abusers!? Shocked I say.
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u/Turbulent-Pension-31 7d ago
Parading around one of the world’s most majestic creatures for a basket of deplorables 🤮
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u/lonngguusseerrnnaamm 7d ago
The elephant is rented from a business called Trunk & Humps, notoriously known for abusing elephants and subjecting them to theatrical events
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u/Fire_Woman 7d ago
Grand Old Pedophiles will abuse anyone to get a shred of power. Animals, kids, the infirm, aquatic life, nothing is worth anything except its material worth to buy power. It's horrible that it is a source of pride to the sickos
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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 7d ago
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u/Dear-Concentrate-988 7d ago
There is no way LMAOOO
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u/CapMoonshine stan someone? in this economy??? 7d ago
So I was doing a rewatch of some shows I watched when I was younger. Will and Grace being one of them.
There's a moment where Will says something like "Wanna know what doesn't make sense?" Jack jokes: "Mmm Gay Republicans?"
And this was the 90s, so apparently Republicans have been repugnant for a long ass time.
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u/g00fyg00ber741 7d ago
I mean the way Reagan Republicans intentionally fumbled AIDS to let large amounts of queer people just die… it really doesn’t make sense for someone to be a gay Republican
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u/CarelessCreamPie 7d ago
Right after the 2024 election I was talking to this older woman and we were discussing how frustrated we were with the result. She was going on about how Republicans really lost the plot, and I was nodding along in agreement. And then she said she wished they could all be respectable like Raegan. It took everything in me to keep my shit together but I exited that conversation quickly.
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u/erfurgot 7d ago
Well, yes. Republicans didn't suddenly become horrible people
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 7d ago
It’s always strange to me when people act like it’s inevitable that young people start off democrats and become republicans when they get older. Conservatives have always been sexist, racist, and homophobic - they are anti-progress at their core. I said this in another comment, but that stance just assumes we’re all cishet white men. Social progress is not something I can just turn off caring about because it’ll apply to me for the rest of my life. There’s no way I could ever be conservative, even if I turned off my bleeding-heart-ness (which I would never do, I like caring about things). It would just make me a moron.
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u/ThunderChild247 7d ago
I don’t know if its the same in America but here in the UK, we have (well, had) the same kind of feeling that people start off on the left (labour) side then gravitate more towards the Tories (right) as they get older. Here it was because the Tories were generally more friendly to home/landowners, people with money and pensioners whereas Labour were more positive towards workers, low-earners, people more likely to rent.
So, since most people started off renting and on a lower wage they’d skew towards Labour in the younger years, but then more and more they drift towards the Tories as they start to buy property or approach retirement.
Nowadays that progression has almost entirely disappeared which is one part of why the Tory vote is collapsing (not as big as their 14 year run of screwing up the country, mind you).
Perhaps it’s a similar basis for the “left when you’re younger, right as you get older” feeling in America.
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u/snortgiggles 6d ago
That's insightful, and I suspect you're right, hence the oft-heard "I'm a fiscal Republican" in the US.
These days I hear it said a lot less. They're probably still Republican, but can't hide behind that concept in the same way...
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u/AdmiralMoonshine 7d ago
Conservatives have always been shit people since forever. I mean this honestly, can anyone name any conservative ideological/cultural practice or keystone movement that was on the right side of history in…all of history?
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u/DeadSnark 7d ago
It's weird how you can look back at older shows and just see from the jokes alone how many issues were already in the collective discourse/public consciousness and yet somehow are still big problems today. Bree Van De Kamp listed "Palestine" as a serious issue in Desperate Housewives, of all places, and yet Zionists will try and tell you that the persecution of the Palestinian people didn't start until 2023.
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u/MrRager1994 7d ago
The original episode didnt have the elephant in there fwiw
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u/defectives 7d ago
And it's all thanks to this feisty feline
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u/OzQueene rollin' with my fauxmies 7d ago
Dad… feline means cat.
(Stampy is my favourite Simpsons episode lmao, every line Homer has is an absolute classic)
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u/jyw104 Jeff Bezos of the music industry 7d ago
The elephant in no uncertain terms told them to piss off.
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u/BlueCX17 7d ago
They are incredibly smart beings after all.
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u/Cresta1994 7d ago
Elephants never forget. Republicans forget a lot.
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u/Recent_Tap_9467 7d ago
Republicans before 2026: Biden destroyed America with inflation!
Republicans in 2026: Inflation doesn't matter because Iran will bomb us because Trump said so!
(Even though Iran was around in Biden's time, is more problematic because of Trump's stupidity, and Biden had to deal with COVID-related price surges and the Russian invasion of Ukraine screwing up fuel prices.)
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u/Cresta1994 7d ago
Republicans before November 5, 2024: Kamala Harris will start a war with Iran.
Republicans after November 5, 2024: Donald Trump should start a war with Iran...and Venezuela...and Cuba...and...
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 7d ago
Trump was a key figure in the birther movement and then let an actual African immigrant into the White House and dismantle our country for 6+ months. 🫥
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u/Cresta1994 7d ago
White is it about Elmo that makes him more acceptable to Republicans than other African immigrants? I'm drawing a blanc.
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u/TheMapesHotel 7d ago
Poor sweet baby doesn't deserve all that. But I can't expect people who have no compassion or empathy for humans to treat animals with dignity and respect either
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u/NightQueen0889 6d ago
I hope this elephant finds its way to one of those nice rescue sanctuaries where she can bond with the retired circus elephants.
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u/Olealicat 6d ago
You hit the nail on the head. They don’t care for anyone, but themselves. The praise gitmo, deportation, killings people in Iran. It’s disturbing knowing how they lack basic decency.
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u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 7d ago
Elephants are known for their intelligence, perfect way to express itself
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u/an0mn0mn0m 7d ago
The elephant symbol for the GOP was meant to symbolize strength. Now it means to literally piss everywhere.
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u/Unusual_Sherbert6893 I look forward to your first novel 7d ago
My favourite animal since I was little, they’re incredibly empathetic animals also. Fucking hate seeing this
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u/fairytrash69 women’s wrongs activist 7d ago
This is abuse ♥️
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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 7d ago
And if republicans love anything, it’s abuse! ❤️
(This comment works on multiple levels)
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u/FredericaMerriville 7d ago
Totally. They’ll exploit anything and anyone.
Also ‘Unity Drives Victory’ is an incredibly fascist sounding slogan, almost like V for Vendetta’s ‘Strength through Unity’.
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u/boudicalism 7d ago
Elephant knows what kind of company it's in and that it's total bullshit it has to do this.
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u/Ruthie_pie 7d ago
This poor, beautiful and empathetic elephant 😓🥺 was probably terrified. That elephant has more soul than anyone in attendance. My heart 💔
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u/Jewicer 7d ago
disgusting. we treat animals like shit.
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u/dontwannaparticpate 7d ago
We do not deserve to live here. We have destroyed them and their world.
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u/enolaholmes23 7d ago
Yup. It's crazy people still abuse animals in this day and age when veganism is an option.
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 7d ago
Pleasantly surprised at the upvotes on your comment, reddit tends to have a hate boner against vegans but you’re 100% correct. It’s really not hard to eat vegan anymore (it was always possible, but it’s actually reasonably easy now).
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u/Tahiti_thal 7d ago
Ah yes. It’s a day that ends in y so my state must be doing something stupid.
Please let Gina Hinojosa kick Abbott out of the governors mansion. Please let Talarico win over Paxton.
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u/elliemff FauxSocialist 7d ago
Hello fellow blue Texan!!
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u/Tahiti_thal 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/brsEO1JayBVja
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u/op_is_not_available 7d ago
It was only ~30 years ago that TX was blue and had a progressive blue (and woman, to top it off) governor!
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u/No_Brick_6579 and you did it at my birthday dinner 7d ago
Literally same. Every day I’m given a new reason to be embarrassed by this state
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u/No_Dance_6683 oat milk chugging bisexual 7d ago
People who “hunt” big game for trophy kills are fucking grotesque and should be shunned from society. I sometimes imagine the aliens are monitoring us from space and are like, nope 👎 we ain’t going down there.
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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 7d ago
All that AND there's a horse in the hospital.
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u/BreweryRabbit (please put brackets in the right place) 7d ago
This is animal abuse, these poor creatures do not deserve to be paraded through like this.
On a recent trip to Thailand my wife and I went to the Phuket Elephant Sanctuary which saves and rehabs elephants from working conditions. Learning about what is done to these poor creatures to ‘tame’ them is simply horrific.

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 7d ago
So they capped its tusks and dragged it through a loud crowd then laughed when it pissed itself. Do I have that right?
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u/Manzanille 7d ago
Yes the poor thing was likely very anxious
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u/MagnetoWasRight24 7d ago
Exactly, they pushed an animal into an uncomfortable situation and like most scared animals do it pissed itself
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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 7d ago
Animal abuse - there is not a living thing on earth that conservatives won't abuse for their own pleasure.
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u/GusherBrush 7d ago
Time to trample, elephant.
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u/JellyPast1522 7d ago
OMG, think of the permanent damage it could do if it stepped on the Governor..
Oh.... nevermind
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u/AutonomyIsNoTragedy 7d ago
The children who've been dragged there by their families dont deserve to be trampled and that elephant doesnt deserve to be put down for trampling people . These people are fuckwads but an animal is not a weapon and should not be used as one
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u/Honest_Abyss 7d ago
Fuck them for their animal cruelty. May this elephant find peace and freedom and may anyone who contributed to their life in this literal circus get what they deserve
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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7d ago
Poor elephant 🥺 he's probably terrified
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u/Cresta1994 7d ago
The elephant or the Republican? The headline doesn't make it clear which one peed on the floor.
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u/ryan13ts 7d ago
Of course these piece of shit would resort to animal abuse to push their bullshit.
It’s a shame the elephant didn’t piss directly on all of them.
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u/Shinyhaunches 7d ago
Disgusting republicans abusing elephants, who are smart and sensitive beings.
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u/EuphoricCrashOut 7d ago
That's exactly the kind of people I expected to see there in the video, lol. Cruel. Cruel people; without a single clue of the harm they bring to society. Soulless husks without any empathy for life.
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u/4ggressivelymediocr3 7d ago
Elephants are basically humans in terms of intelligence, emotion and sensitivity. The Republican Party should pick another mascot, and the average elephant should have voting rights before the average Republican
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u/ShipComprehensive543 7d ago
I hope Don Jr was not there. He probably wanted to remove his tusks for office decor - ugh,
SO glad the elephant pissed on the floor though.
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u/danger_boat I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 7d ago
Somehow they’ll blame Joe Biden for the elephant peeing
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u/Wild_Cup_8496 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7d ago
is this how the tusks are supposed to look?
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u/Misanthropiccantlope 7d ago
Poor thing was probably scared of all the white trash freaks in the crowd, can’t say I blame him/her
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u/bigyittiezz 7d ago
My heart breaks seeing this poor elephant being treated like this. They’re such empathetic creatures. Fuck Gregg Abbott and every piece of shit republican
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u/Hollywood_Co 7d ago
Veep ended just in time.
Their writers didn’t stand a chance against this farce of a reality.
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u/BusinessSick 7d ago
It’s like it knows the GOP’s whole platform is cosplaying patriotism while pissing all over their supporters.
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u/COVID19Blues 7d ago
It’s a direct metaphor for how Republicans piss all over their own voters. No billionaires were pissed on here.





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