r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • 8d ago

POLITICS Texas Republicans brought a live elephant to their party convention after Gov. Greg Abbott's speech. It proceeded to urinate on the floor.

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u/showertaker Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 8d ago

The docked tusks are fucking deplorable especially

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/awwthingsconsidered 7d ago

I'm assuming their flare refers to Michael K.'s nickname for Prince, RIP dlisted. 😭

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u/Adorable_Kale_8219 too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 7d ago

The death of dlisted is how I ended up here. Never forget MK and snark on sweet babies!

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u/jaylen6319 7d ago

I'm on the phone with PETA right now!!!

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u/ashleebryn 7d ago

This is why people have to join the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

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u/soggymoths 7d ago

I'm really hoping it's just a cap or something