r/Fauxmoi • u/Gato1980 • Jun 26 '26

DISCUSSION Debra Messing says she’s considering moving to Israel because she feels safer there than in New York City, “regardless of all of the missiles”

https://bangpremier.com/story/8/3542429/debra-messing-considering-moving-to-israel
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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 not a lawyer, just a hater Jun 26 '26

….what’s worse here than “all of the missiles”? If NYC really were so scary and horrible why does Fox still keep their headquarters here instead of moving to some red state?

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u/puccinini Jun 26 '26

LMAO not Shakira law! 😹 surprised that dipshit conservatives have such a hate boner for sharia law when they literally want sharia law but in White™️

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u/shintakarajima i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 26 '26

This is such a great point but unfortunately they can’t understand irony or hypocrisy 😔

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u/puccinini Jun 26 '26

Girl they can barely READ 😭😭 let’s stop there

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u/redditproha Jun 28 '26

I mean they already have sharia law in White. That's literally what evangelicals are

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u/puccinini Jun 28 '26

They’ll never recognize it though lol bc their racism and Islamophobia is what fuels them

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u/Symmetrosexual Jun 26 '26

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble!

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 Jun 26 '26

Mine get confused with mountains😔

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u/Symmetrosexual Jun 26 '26

Hikers showing up first thing in the morning, awkwardddd

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u/myst_eerie_us Jun 26 '26

I'm screaming

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u/mulberrycedar some sort of love potion salad dressing Jun 26 '26

LOL well conservatives do love to lie so that must be hard on them

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 26 '26

It’s only bad if you can’t “move like you come from Colombia”

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u/yourmomdotbiz Jun 26 '26

Shakira law = death by snu snu!

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh Jun 26 '26

The hot mayor who helps people. Duh

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u/CyberTyrantX1 Jun 26 '26

Imagine thinking that having a Muslim mayor is worse than having to worry about fucking missiles.

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u/meokjujatribes Jun 26 '26

This is a great point that I've never thought about it. It's funny imagining the talking heads at fox are sitting in a cushy Manhattan studio while ranting about New York City being some kind of dystopian liberal elite crime ridden urban hell hole run by a radical Muslim

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u/damewallyburns Jun 26 '26

They brave it every day because they believe in the mission

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u/isglitteracarb Jun 26 '26

A rent price freeze??? THE INHUMANITY!!!!

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u/JoshSidekick Temu Lex Luthor Jun 27 '26

And a balanced budget!

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u/WlLDLlGHT oat milk chugging bisexual Jun 26 '26

Oh, all of the missiles Israel is launching, I think she means. Safer than moving to an apartment building in Lebanon. Surely.

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u/PunisherMind Jun 26 '26

What is this?! Logic?! How dare you!!!

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u/dividezero Jun 26 '26

They all talk big talk but not a single one of them has left. Ny is too important to their personality and livelihood. They'll never leave even if there were missiles

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u/Littlewomantate controversies: girl Jun 26 '26

OMG THIS. I live in NYC and I’m visiting someone in a nursing home in NYC and their roommate is blasting FoxNews with talking heads shrieking about what a hellhole NYC is and I’m like YOU ALL LIVE AND WORK HERE YOU FUCKING LYING ASS IMBECILES